Men, listen, grab the top of the mountain and stand in the center position

Two days later, Qin Xiuyuan was taking a bath with his son. His son grabbed his big thing and compared it with his own small one. Seeing that his son didn't know the seriousness of the matter and inadvertently grabbed a handful of the tube out of curiosity, veins on his face were throbbing.

He recalled the woman's rebuttal and accusation two nights ago, her humble request that he could use subtle means to trick the baby, her bluntness making everyone feel embarrassed. "You've given birth to a baby, so you have to teach it well. Are you really not telling me the truth just because you can hide things from me?"

So, based on the principle of "teach well from the moment you are born, and don't coax them just because you can", he taught his son a good lesson about the natural physical differences between boys and girls, as well as the seed bags when they grow up and when they are young, and when they can play with the seed bags... Especially the latter, the father blushed and advised his son earnestly, reminding him that if he "doesn't understand" anything, he should ask him or his mother at any time.

The young emperor of the previous dynasty had his penis broken by the palace maids and eunuchs at a young age. Later on, he couldn't urinate smoothly and was even more evil than the eunuchs. He had to be on guard against this.

Even though my son is stupid, he is my own son after all.

"You are not yet grown up, no one is allowed to touch you here."

Yun Xiao nodded seriously, "I understand, Dad. Mom has already told me that you only need to wipe it, and you are not allowed to touch anything else. I will watch over you and not let anyone touch my sister's body." He acted as if he was being magnanimous, saying, "I'm letting you touch me a few times just because you're my dad."

Qin Xiuyuan was at a loss for words and had no choice but to accept his own son's gift. "Okay, Dabao, that's great! When the little brothers and sisters come out, Yun Xiao will have to help take care of them. You're the oldest brother!"

"Of course! The Master said the eldest brother is like a father!"

Qin Xiuyuan was furious. His son was half-baked and took his words out of context. "You little bastard, your father is still alive!"

It was March, the ninth month of pregnancy, and the time for a single baby to be delivered at full term, not to mention that she was suspected of being pregnant with twins. No matter how clumsy and painful her body was, she had to do obstetric exercises three times a day, take her pulse morning, noon and night, and all the physical examinations were still calm, except for the occasional kick that made her whole body numb and unable to cry.

To make matters worse, her milk had already begun to flow. Initially, she secreted a few drops of a sticky, yellowish substance. After cleaning, her breasts grew increasingly swollen, the pain familiar. The man rubbed her with floral oil, and soon, milk splashed all over her face. For a moment, both were speechless, one overcome with shame, the other stunned.

So the full-term baby refused to be born, and the baby's father had already quietly lay on her and sucked her milk. Wangshu always covered her face with her hands, digging her toes on the ground in shame, wishing she could disappear into the ground.

She has experienced most of the shameless things that happen between couples in the world.

When a man sucks, there is a natural contraction reaction, and what flows out is not amniotic fluid, but his fingers are gently drilling and tickling. Ah, it's too dirty, what a dirty man!

God, please open your eyes and destroy her right here!

Not only does the human brain have memory, the body is more independent. It seems to welcome all kinds of frequent little actions of men. No matter how many temptations the parents make, the baby will remain motionless as a mountain, kicking a few times from time to time.

By the end of the month, all the doctors were trooping through the main room's door, but there was still no sign of labor. Wangshu remembered it clearly. Every time she woke up and stretched out her hand, the man would come over and kiss her, and then start the day's milk-clearing routine. He sucked very gently, but she just felt her stomach hardening and hardening. "Be gentle, it hurts."

Qin Xiuyuan's movements became lighter upon hearing this, almost stopping. The hand that was touching her belly seemed to sense something was wrong with her and shrank twice, "It's a little hard..."

"Ah!!" Wangshu clutched her head and screamed, clutching her stomach. A foot kicked her in the stomach, and Qin Xiuyuan's heart skipped a beat. Fortunately, he was familiar with it and had rehearsed it countless times. He suppressed his panic and leaned under her body with familiarity. Finally! He shouted out: "Xiaoqing, call the midwife and others into the room!"

I have imagined the scene countless times: taking off the open-crotch clothes to change into, and carrying the person to the delivery room that has been prepared for four months. The servants have prepared all the newly washed and dried cloths, basins, curtains, and bedding. The upper body is raised, the legs are bent high on both sides, and the hands are held on the armrests that can be pulled towards the chest, maintaining the posture of upper body higher than lower body, and legs and hips opened as far as possible to the sides.

The birth was again delivered by the old doctor and Zhuzhu, along with three experienced midwives who were in the correct fetal position. Also at the door was the old doctor Kang from Xinglinchun who had been there last time, and several doctors who had served in the court.

All personnel entering or preparing to enter the delivery room were to change into clean clothes, tie their hair in a bun, wash their faces and hands with hot water, and thoroughly disinfect. Furthermore, they were to refrain from touching the woman's body unless absolutely necessary. These instructions had been repeated for months and practiced every ten days, and they were now incredibly well-informed.

After the lady successfully gives birth, each of them will be rewarded with 100 taels of silver. This is the only sentence, nothing else. Silence is better than words. Everyone is even more motivated to use all their strength. The prosperity of three generations of the family depends on this one move.

The orgasms came more and more frequently within a short period of time, one stronger than the other, one faster than the other, one wave after another. Wangshu was in excruciating pain, as if his whole body was being chopped with an axe and hit with wood. The pain was so excruciating that he bit his handkerchief and wished he could faint or even die. He was in a state of being unable to live or die. He could only vaguely hear people passing on the news, "The orifice will be opened soon! Everyone, get ready!"

Qin Xiuyuan wiped the sweat off the woman's face, spread a fresh towel in front of her, and touched her face, which was extremely tense and ferocious, with prominent cheekbones. He would still be terrified if it happened a hundred times, let alone a second time. He encouraged the woman who was struggling in great pain with incoherent and dry words, "Good girl, great! Good girl, it will be all right soon..."

Of course, the scissors were not used if possible. A midwife gently rubbed the extremely hard belly. As expected, when she exerted force, the person under her felt even more pain. He trembled and struggled so hard that he almost broke apart in pain. The man who was leaning over her with his face against hers was also trembling.

The old doctor couldn't help but tremble. "Little girl, adjust your breathing according to the force, push according to the force, clench your teeth, and you will definitely give birth quickly. Come on, inhale, press your chin against your neck, okay, push your head and chest down, and exhale slowly...Okay, your stomach is starting to move again, come on, inhale..."

Beyond the excruciating pain of the body, it felt as if a spirit, seemingly disembodied, was responding. Wrapped in a ginger-soaked cloth, steamed slices of century-old ginseng, he truly endured the torture with conscious awareness, his mind in utter disorientation, only the clear, unspoken commands echoing like divine voices...

Shenyin's orders and the endless pain seemed to never stop. She worshipped and obeyed them again and again. In the middle of the process, she was tormented by the pain and relaxed for a moment, and was slapped hard in the face as a punishment. She was in pain, shocked and angry. Which bastard in the world would dare to hit her!

She was so angry that she tried her best to open her eyes and see the bastard who dared to attack her. She was determined to meet a god and kill him, to eliminate all obstacles and guide her to revenge. The divine voice instructing her to take revenge floated in her ears: "Breathe in... Push hard, push hard, push your chest down, push hard, push hard, and exhale slowly..."