Men, listen, grab the top of the mountain and stand in the center position

During the spring plowing season, the lotus roots in the lotus field where seeds were sown have been dug up, and the other half of the lotus field where fertilizer has been fermented is ready to be planted. The old farmer goes to the field to plant rice seedlings and sow the seeds of hope.

Meanwhile, Wangshu’s cargo, which has been stored for more than nine months, is about to arrive at the station for unloading.

The old doctor, dressed in spring clothes, gestured to the people standing at the table to practice split squats, "Just one... one more squat, so the baby can enter the pelvis!"

He was worried when he saw the floating belly like this. The fetal position was too abnormal!

Even with a sling to support his bloated belly, Wangshu couldn't stand the pain of his abdomen being pulled downwards, even when he was just standing. He shook his head in pain, "It doesn't feel good..."

The old doctor had no choice but to ask her to hold up her bloated belly and slowly do circles and hip twists. After doing these movements for a month, the little girl could only do a circle about the size of a hand each time.

She was about to give birth at any moment. At this point, he could only repeatedly warn her, "When the time comes, you must save your strength and listen to my instructions. Even if it hurts a lot, don't cry or scream. No one can guarantee that your belly will be fine, and you are a weak, afraid of pain, and love to cry!"

He said these words for a month, and Madam Ji listened to them for a month. Whenever she thought of her daughter's belly, her legs would become weak and she would suffer from insomnia. Her husband brought back some sleeping and invigorating medicine and made a bowl for them. They drank it, taking turns drinking a bowl, and they have been drinking it for two months now.

What bad luck! Feeling unwilling for the ten thousandth time, Wangshu chose to go back and lie down to wait for the attack. In this era, it is common for two people to die at the gate of hell. All the people and details should be carefully considered, and the rest should be left to fate.

Qin Xiuyuan's dark circles have become heavier these days, hanging on his overly pale face, making people laugh.

The young woman, who was about to give birth at any moment, was the most relieved. She pointed at the dark circles on the man's eyes, then compared them to her own belly button where the melanin was concentrated, and said, "Yours is even darker than this."

There was a large black line running down the middle of her belly. Because her belly was bulging, the bulging belly button in the center was particularly pure black.

This month, people have been overly lively and tolerant. Qin Xiuyuan felt a wave of uneasiness in his heart. He frowned and took the other person's hand, ready to give him more instructions. Wangshu saw the other person's behavior and covered his ears, "Just playing the same old tune again!"

She says this and that, says it during the day and says it again at night, hears it today and again tomorrow, it’s enough to scare her to death!

Don’t listen, don’t listen, that bastard is chanting sutras!

"Shushu, Xiuyuan only has you." Helplessly, he hugged her and cried. He felt a warm sensation on the back of his neck, and he started crying again.

Wangshu couldn't promise him, "I said the wrong thing that time. I know you're good to me, and I won't be with you if you're not."

He was talking about the last time his midwife scolded and beat him.

"It's my fault. I almost hurt you and the baby!" Qin Xiuyuan didn't care. If anything happened to the woman, he would never forgive himself even if he died!

Lifting the man up on his stomach, the two faced each other, nose to nose, the man's nasal voice buzzed after crying, "I will be twice as good to you, Shushu."

"Okay. Stop crying. It's ugly."

Qin Xiuyuan: ...

At noon, the old doctor's disciple Zhuzhu stared at a man sitting with his hands behind his back, his legs bent like butterfly wings, opening downwards, then closing and joining them together, repeating the cycle.

“…six…seven…eight…”

Her legs were thin, and after a few strokes, she moved slower and slower. Not surprisingly, both of her pink trouser legs soon refused to move anymore.

Looking at the person again, he was so tired that he was breathing rapidly. Zhuzhu had no choice but to put a thick blanket behind him and said, "Rest for a while."

This strange-looking pair of overalls has a "real bellyband" at the belly position, and two "breast pockets" at the chest position. Thin straps are hung on the shoulders, revealing large areas of skin on the slender arms and back. The clothes are pink and the person is white, which looks very good.

All of this lady's clothes are of this style. When she has a man from another family, she will wear a wide robe and her belly must be supported by a belt. Without thinking about the pain of her pregnancy and childbirth, her beautiful figure alone is enough to make people salivate.

It’s a pity that the master said that this kind of belly is rare and this kind of beauty is often exchanged for life.

Under the sweet words of Madam Ji, Wangshu did two more sets, five times each. Finally, he leaned against the quilt, held his stomach with both hands, and took a deep breath.

No matter how much she was praised, she couldn't lift her swollen legs.

Finally, Qin Xiuyuan, who had hurriedly finished his official business, came home to manually flap his butterfly wings. Zhuzhu saw that the cheaters were coming back earlier and earlier, so she increased the amount of training in squats and tail-wagging postures.

Even with the help of a man, Wangshu lay on her side and refused to move at all, breathing heavily with her mouth open. Zhuzhu saw that she still showed no signs of moving and became a little impatient. "Madam, you should try again, with bigger movements. The time has come, the baby will only be here for two days!"

The old doctor was also shouting from behind the screen, "Little girl, listen to me, old man. Practice more today. Even if you can't labor, practicing more can help correct the fetal position!"

So Wangshu half-lay down and continued to do the butterfly pose with the help of the man. This position made her stomach feel better.

"The butterfly's wings are about to break..." Wangshu pushed away his old mother who was wiping her sweat, and muttered to himself. His legs were numb from being pressed up and down by someone.

Zhuzhu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She looked at the fetal movement and said, "Okay, let's come back tomorrow."

After recovering from his shock, Wangshu felt hopeless. "Butterfly flapping wings? Inappropriate. Change the name to Turtle Leg Pressing Pose."

Wangba is a local turtle, a reptile with a wide shell between its legs.

Except for the person who named it, everyone present couldn't help laughing, including Zhuzhu, who was criticized for flapping her wings so roughly that it looked like stretching her legs.

"Haha, Madam, you are so funny, haha, change, change, change! Hahaha!"

Human joys and sorrows are not shared; everyone in the world experiences their own sufferings and joys. Alas, Wangshu was woken up by a kick from her baby in the middle of the night. She saw the people around her staring at her with their eyes fixed on her. After months of being stared at, they had become accustomed to it. The two exchanged a glance and said, "Alas!"

"Stretch your legs again?"

Wang Ba didn't want to press on any more, "You think I'm your soldier, I won't train more."

"Turn over." He felt uncomfortable lying down.

Hearing this, the man skillfully lifted her belly and slowly turned her over. Wangshu grimaced and endured the severe pain of her toe bones being compressed. She turned over and lay on the man's chest, grimacing. She had really suffered enough from the pain of pregnancy.

After a while, she suddenly wanted to, her eyes moving around. The man took off his shoulder straps tacitly, not daring to move any more. He cooperated with her across her belly, not daring to say too much to irritate her, and was slow and methodical.

Wangshu panted softly, looking down at her belly that was like a cannon barrel pressing against the man's chest and abdomen. She couldn't help laughing, and touched his ear to tease him, "Well... after so many years, things have changed." She gestured for people to look at her protruding belly, "This time you should call me the general. Look, well, compared to yours..."

He paused maliciously, pinched his index finger with his thumb, and made a grasping gesture, "A small witch meets a big witch!"

The man followed her words and read on. Listening to her description, he laughed so hard that he almost spit out his overnight meal. "Hahaha, Shushu, you!"

Wangshu thought about it and laughed, laughing through the cannon barrel. As he laughed, his toe bones hurt again. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

"Luckily, Shushu's position is wrong." Qin Xiuyuan praised the woman's powerful skills, "Otherwise, I'm afraid it would be my turn to be unable to leave this door."

The couple burst into laughter.

Despite the frequent illegal actions and laughter between the couple, the full-term belly is stable and there is no rush for the baby to mature.