Men, listen, grab the top of the mountain and stand in the center position

"Cough..." Her entire body ached with fever and a stuffy, runny nose. Wangshu leaned weakly against a heavy pillow, coughing occasionally. Her nose would sometimes clear on one side, then completely shut down, forcing her to strain her mouth to breathe like a fish thrown onto the riverbank.

There was a surge of heat from below, and her stomach suddenly throbbed with pain. "Ah..." She pressed her lower abdomen hard, her chest felt heavy and swollen, and her clothes had already been torn loose. She heard the sound of horse hooves getting closer and closer, and hurriedly gathered her clothes. Soon the sound of horses' hooves stopped, "Madam, the general is coming."

Through the curtain, voices and footsteps were heard. A large white hand with distinct joints lifted a corner, and the eyes of the armored general and the groaning sick man lying on his side met. Soon the curtain was lowered, the heavy armor was taken off, and a long-lost familiar call was heard: "Shushu." The person came into the broad chest of the single-piece clothing.

"Cough cough!" Wangshu covered his mouth and coughed twice, while his other hand protected his shaking chest.

I didn't wear a tight-fitting jacket, and it hurt when I moved a little.

"Your period is coming?" There was a strong smell of blood, and her chest was the most sensitive part before and after her period.

Wangshu was too sick to speak, "Why are you here?"

As she spoke, she softly rolled up his sleeve and checked his injured arm. There was a pink new flesh mark across his upper arm, which looked horrifying. It must have been swept by the end of the knife, which cut the flesh diagonally but did not reach the bones.

"It's nothing, just a little bleeding." Qin Xiuyuan comforted her and then answered her first words to him, "I thought it was time, so I came out to pick you up."

This journey was nearly 200 miles, at least a day's journey on a fast horse. Wangshu felt weak, leaning against him, slowly closing his eyes and humming softly, "Hmm."

"Shushu, go to sleep." Qin Xiuyuan didn't know how other people felt when they met someone after a long separation, but when it happened to him, he immediately had a lot of thoughts, which could be solved with just one glance.

Someone gently rubbed her lower abdomen, bloating, and head. Wangshu thought about it but didn't raise her head to look at his face. She wanted to open her eyes, but her efforts were in vain. She leaned close to him and slowly fell asleep.

Set up camp.

Qin Xiuyuan came out of the carriage and changed into a symmetrical green Hu suit with a large lapel that he found in the carriage box. He stood straight and carried Ji Laoer, who was crying out "Sister! Sister...", to visit Qin Qiqi.

"Le Le, don't make any sound." Guided by a gentle male voice, the little girl obediently stopped crying, hugged the straight white neck, and took two happy breaths.

Qin Qiqi saw the man walking gracefully towards him, and his heart tightened. He quickly said what he had prepared for a long time, "General, please do not salute."

Qin Xiuyuan, who was about to put Lele down to salute, did not change his posture when he heard the words. He saluted and said in a tone of three parts respect and seven parts formality: "Young Master Qin Xiuyuan greets Miss Seventh. My wife is ill, so please forgive me for not being able to see you the first time."

"General, you are so polite." Qin Qiqi stood up and returned the greeting, trying to remain calm. "Is Sister Ji okay?"

"Thank you, Miss Seven, for your concern. My wife has an old illness and can only rest and recuperate."

After saying that, he took his leave and took advantage of the last ray of sunlight to inspect the tents with Ji Laoer, who had been "released from prison". In the shadow of the falling golden crow, the two chattered incessantly along the way.

"Sister! Sister!" She stretched her neck and called out in a rhythmic manner.

"Le Le, do you miss your brother-in-law?" The man did not correct her, but felt faintly pleased.

"LeLe misses me! Misses me!" She held onto her long neck and took two more sips. "Miss me! LeLe misses me!"

“Hao Le Le!”

No matter how hard she tried or how focused she was, the wind never came back to her.

Hao Lele is such a gentle man.

A faint floral scent wafted from her nostrils, which had not felt comfortable for many days. In the darkness, Wangshu took a deep breath. It was indeed cool air with a fresh floral scent. She was next to a hot body and was subconsciously startled. Before she could react, she pushed it away. "Who!" She woke up after shouting. Who else could it be except Qin Xiuyuan? The person who had come before she went to bed.

"Shushu. It's me." He stroked her back slowly, as if knowing what she was thinking. "It's midnight. Change the cotton pad."

"Qin Xiuyuan, I want to pee." The man who was woken up by the urge to urinate turned around and touched the source of the floral fragrance. A large bunch of wild flowers was quietly blooming in the corner.

"Okay, I'll get the chamber pot."

Why use a chamber pot when he's here! "I want to go down."

“…It’s cold at night and there are many insects and animals. How about we just stay in the carriage?” Qin Xiuyuan advised her.

"I want to get some fresh air." She hadn't gotten out of the car for several days. She patted him, feeling annoyed. Otherwise, what was the point of him staying here!

"..."

After getting dressed, Qin Xiuyuan held the man while paying attention to the surrounding defenses. He found a place sheltered from the wind, stepped on the grass, squatted down, undressed the man, and carried him high up...

This... is exactly the same position as when holding Ji Lao Er to pee... only taller...

Wangshu: ...I'm dying! I'm freezing, and I have a mental block, so I can't pee.

"Ah... not here... ah! ah!... please... ah... gently..."

There was a sound coming from not far away!

Wangshu's body stiffened and she automatically covered her mouth. Qin Xiuyuan looked down at her without any surprise.

The male voice continued to be heard from the other end, "Shut up! It's not like you haven't done it before! You're just being pretentious!"

Strangely familiar, damn! Li Xin!!

“…someone will…ah…”

"You brainless bastard, if you don't eat meat tonight, you're not a man!..."

The woman still couldn't help begging for mercy.

A crisp slap sounded.

"..."

The urge to urinate that had disappeared in the cold wind suddenly came back, accompanied by a conversation between a man and a woman, one cursing and the other begging...

“…Hold on!…I’m the one!”

Ugh! Damn it! Have you any shame?

“…Don’t…see anyone…tomorrow…”

"Humph! The more shameful it is, the more capable the man is..."

…The woman pleaded pitifully, “Please… please…”

Amid the ongoing ambiguous sounds, Wangshu buried his head in the man's chest and sneaked back to the carriage.

On the way, he almost startled another pair of mandarin ducks that were doing their work. Wangshu turned his head and saw a pair of them playing Jenga in a hard-to-find place under the shadow of a tree!

It's just peeing, a pair of hearing, a pair of vision, a real-life live pornographic version...

No wonder this person wanted to stop himself from going out. With such good hearing, couldn’t he find a quiet place?

Everyone is really working overtime tonight... What about the sixty family members in the army...

After lying down, Wangshu, who had a double harvest of vision and hearing, gave the person next to him a loving gaze, "You are awesome, boy, show your wife this, my god, that posture is really men's favorite!"

Qin Xiuyuan: ... "There are more in other places."

Oh, he tried his best!

"Oh, thank you for your consideration." Wangshu pinched him with a polite but weak gesture. "They are too presumptuous. In the wilderness, aren't they afraid that a rabbit will jump out and scare the shit out of us..."

The little woman has a unique perspective on things!

Qin Xiuyuan: ... "I'm afraid you won't notice. Let's go to sleep."

She carefully rearranged her hair beside her and hugged the person who was still breathing heavily.