Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After Qin Ying finished vomiting again, he looked at Bai Zhi next to him with a frustrated face and said, "It's over. My image is ruined just after I got here. This is such a big joke, I'm sure you'll die of laughter."

Bai Zhi comforted her, "Okay, it's okay. I won't laugh at you."

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, we're not that kind of people in this family!"

When the two came out of the bathroom, they saw Bai Yu laughing on the sofa.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. How can it be so funny? Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard."

Qin Ying glanced at Bai Zhi, raised his eyebrows, and asked with his eyes: "Is this what you promised?"

Bai Zhi replied with her eyes: "This thing is not mine, I found it in the trash can."

After taking a break, Qin Ying took the initiative to come to the kitchen to help. He believed that his dear mother-in-law would not laugh at him.

After Qin Ying came to the kitchen, he took the initiative to roll up his sleeves and said, "Auntie, let me help you."

Hearing Qin Ying's words, Bai's mother quickly stopped him and said, "Oh, oh, that won't do. It's not right for you to cook for the first time you come over. Just go out and wait for the food."

"It's okay, Auntie. I was the one who cooked before, so I'll let you guys have a taste of my cooking."

"How about this, you do it tonight, and don't fight with Auntie for lunch today."

In the end, Qin Ying was driven out of the kitchen by Bai's mother without even being given a chance to help.

Soon, under Bai's mother's operation, a table full of delicious meals was ready. There were soft and boneless braised pig's trotters, shiny and translucent braised pork, and Beijing-style shredded pork covered with sauce...

Bai Yu looked at the full table and asked, "Mom, are we going to celebrate the New Year early? The food is so delicious."

After saying that, he was about to reach out to grab it, but Bai's mother hit the back of his hand with a chopstick and said unhappily, "You are such an adult and still wandering around like this. Go wash your hands first."

During the meal, Father Bai took out a bottle of wine that he had treasured for many years and said to Qin Ying with a smile, "Xiao Qin, will you have a couple of drinks with your uncle?"

Qin Ying readily agreed and said, "Okay!"

Seeing Qin Ying agreed so readily, Father Bai narrowed his eyes and said, "I didn't expect you to still drink!"

Seeing Father Bai's expression, Qin Ying thought he was unhappy with his drinking, so he quickly changed his tone and said, "No, no, I just drink once in a while."

"Okay, I offered you a drink and you refused!"

Qin Ying asked carefully: "Should I drink it or not?"

"You have no opinion at all. Whether you drink or not is your own business. Why are you asking me?"

"..."

Qin Ying is now a little confused and wants to ask those people in Qilu who are taking the civil service exams how to respond to this situation.

Seeing this, Bai's mother patted Bai's father and said, "Are you sick again?"

Then he said to Qin Ying with a smile: "Xiao Qin, if you want to drink, just drink with your uncle. This guy doesn't drink much usually, but he was happy to see you here today, so he took out all the wine he had hidden."

Qin Ying then smiled and said, "Then I'll drink a little with my uncle, but I can't drink much."

When Father Bai heard Qin Ying's words, he immediately taught him: "How can a man not be able to drink? His drinking capacity reflects his character. Today I will see what your character is like."

As time went by, perhaps because of a couple of drinks, Mr. Bai started to talk, and the atmosphere at the dinner table gradually became lively.

But gradually, Bai's mother found something was wrong. Why was her husband's face red, but Qin Ying looked like he didn't drink anything?

Qin Ying seemed to have seen through Bai's mother's confusion and took the initiative to explain: "Auntie, I am just like this. I can't get drunk easily. Actually, I'm almost drunk now."

Father Bai was already quite drunk. Upon hearing what Qin Ying said, he immediately poured Qin Ying another full glass and said, "Come on, keep drinking! Plenty of wine!"

Qin Ying said reluctantly: "Okay, then I will drink a few more glasses with uncle."

After Bai Yu poured the wine for the two of them, Father Bai raised his glass and said to Qin Ying, "Come on, Xiao Qin, let's have another one."

"Then uncle, let's just go one by one."

When Bai's father raised his glass, Qin Ying secretly tilted his glass and a lot of wine poured out of it, while Bai Zhi received it from below.

The two of them cooperated so well that Bai's mother didn't notice it before. As for Bai Yu, he was eating seriously and didn't pay any attention to what was happening here.

Seeing the two of them like this, Bai's mother was also worried about her husband. You have been sold out by your sweet little cotton-padded jacket, and you are still drinking here.

However, Qin Ying's alcohol tolerance is just like that. He usually just orders a drink for fun in the bar. It has never been like this, where he finishes one bottle and opens the next, all of which are white wine.

As time went by, Qin Ying's face became flushed and his speech became slurred.

As for Mr. Bai, let’s not even talk about him. He knows the monkey’s red butt, right?

The monkey's butt is not as red as Mr. Bai's face.

In the end, Father Bai sat next to Qin Ying, put his arm around Qin Ying's shoulders, and leaned his head next to Qin Ying.

"Brother, let me tell you, in all these years, I've never met someone who can drink so much. You're the first one!"

Qin Ying also said drunkenly: "Uncle, you really can drink! I can't compare with you, you are like this! b(￣▽￣)d"

Father Bai patted Qin Ying's shoulder and said, "What's the use of uncle or not? Just call me brother. Even though I look old now, when I was young, I was a famous handsome young man in the surrounding area."

"Isn't this Li Yunlong's lyrics?"

"Don't worry about who's saying it. I'm telling you, back then, people who came to propose marriage to me based on my face were so popular. I'm just that popular!"

Hearing her husband say this, Bai's mother narrowed her eyes slightly.

When Bai Zhi and Bai Yu saw their mother's expression, they knew that their father was in trouble.

"But there's nothing I can do. I don't like those people. I only like your aunt. I'm such a loyal man!"

Hearing this, Bai's mother's expression returned to normal.

Bai Zhi and Bai Yu breathed a sigh of relief after seeing this, thinking that their father had escaped the gates of hell.

Qin Ying also patted Bai's father on the shoulder, gave him a thumbs up, and said, "Brother, you are a real man! We must be loyal men!"

"That is required!"

Then Father Bai asked, "Tell me why you're so attracted to this girl of mine. Do you want me to introduce you to a few more? There really is such an outstanding kid like you. This one of mine is not worthy of you!"

Qin Ying shook his head and said, "Brother, I'm not happy if you say that. Everyone has their own preferences. I just like this one, so what should I do?"

When Father Bai heard what Qin Ying said, he immediately clapped his hands and said loudly: "Great, that's great, your personality is just like mine! Otherwise, how can we say that we are destined to be together!"

"That's right! We are so destined to be together. It's like saying, 'People from the same family are like one another!'"

Then Father Bai patted his chest and said, "Brother, if you have any trouble, just come to me and I will help you solve it."

"Brother, now that you mention it, there is really something I need your help with!"

"Speak! Just say it! As long as I, your big brother, can do it, I will help you!"

Seeing the two of them like this, Bai Zhi and the other two watched the show while eating melon seeds, and even recorded the exciting parts with their mobile phones as a souvenir.

This thing is much better than the Spring Festival Gala skits. Isn't it more interesting than that First Encounter Photo Studio?

Qin Ying immediately slapped Father Bai's thigh and cried, "Brother, you don't know, my father-in-law is a daughter slave, he just doesn't like me no matter what!"

Father Bai immediately said righteously: "How can you do this? Dating is everyone's freedom nowadays. Why do you dislike someone just because you love your daughter?"

When Bai's mother heard this, the corners of her mouth twitched. It seems that you know that this is wrong!

"Yes, brother, I wish my father-in-law could be as open-minded as you. What should I do now? Give me some advice."

"Hey, this is easy, I'll teach you how to do it!"

"Okay, brother, you tell me and I'll write it down!"

Then Qin Ying took out his cell phone, pretended to be studious, and said to Mr. Bai, "Please start your performance."

Father Bai took another sip of his wine and said, "You two should just make it a done deal. Once your partner is pregnant, take the test results and go in. Even if he doesn't agree, he'll have to agree! It's absolutely effective!"

Qin Ying shook his head and said, "No, brother, what you did is not right!"

"Who cares if it's authentic or not? As long as it works, that's all that matters!"

"No, no, change it. I can't live with this. If there's really no other way, I'll just make a fake report."

"Then let me think about it for you, brother."

Then Father Bai pointed with his little finger, a smile on his face, and said, "Hey, I got it!"

PS: Refer to the emoticons of the boss who makes Tieniu Beef Noodles in Weicheng.

When Mr. Bai said this, the people around him seemed to see a light bulb popping up on his head. Is this a collaboration with Pleasant Goat?

Father Bai said to Qin Ying, "You can ask your partner to steal the household registration booklet, and then you two can get the marriage certificate."

Qin Ying's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said with a smile: "My brother, you are really my brother. You are so smart that you can even come up with this idea."

"That's right. Don't you see who I am? People used to call me Little Zhuge!"

Then the smile on Qin Ying's face disappeared, and he became sad. "But there is still one thing. I don't know where her household registration book is!"

Father Bai pointed at himself with his thumb, a proud smile on his face, and said, "It's okay, brother, you don't know, but I do. I'll get it for you in a minute!"

Qin Ying immediately hugged Bai's father excitedly, kissed him twice on the face, and said enthusiastically: "Brother, you are just like my real brother. You are so good to me!"

After seeing Qin Ying kiss her father twice, Bai Zhi was stunned. She thought, does this count as being cheated on?

Oh~ It’s my dad, then it’s okay.

Father Bai looked at Qin Ying and said, "Brother, today is a great day, and we feel like we've known each other for a long time. Why don't we become brothers from now on?"

"I think it works!"

Hearing the two say this, Bai Zhi and her mother looked at each other and realized one thing: things were a little off the track. What would it mean if they really became sworn brothers?

My sweet secret love affair with my uncle?

You have to know that the last time people did this was Yang Guo and his aunt Xiaolongnu, and they were scolded by people all over the world for a long time.

Before the two men could come up to stop them, Bai's father and Qin Ying had already knelt on the ground.

"The yellow sky is above, and the thick earth is below!"

"Today I, Qin, win!"

"Today I am white..."

"Hey, brother, why don't you continue?"

Qin Ying turned around and saw that his elder brother had fallen to the ground. He immediately rushed over, hugged Father Bai, and said with a sad face: "Brother, we haven't even become sworn brothers yet, why are you leaving? Why did you leave me, a young man with black hair, to see him off?!"

When Bai Zhi saw Qin Ying like this, she stepped forward and slashed Qin Ying's neck with a knife. Then Qin Ying's body went limp and he fell to the ground.

Bai Zhi then patted her chest and said, "Finally, it's quiet!"

Bai's mother also said with lingering fear: "Next time, we can't let these two guys drink. They drink without any control."

Bai Zhi gave her mother a thumbs-up and said, "Mom, you're really awesome! You're even faster than me!"

That’s right, Father Bai didn’t pass out from drinking too much just now. He was kicked unconscious by his wife who saw that something was wrong.

"Okay, stop being so joking and let's eat first."

Bai Zhi pointed at the two people on the ground and asked, "Where are they?"

Bai's mother slapped her head and said, "I almost forgot about these two."

"Carry my son-in-law into the house first. As for your father, let him lie here for a while. He's such a grown man but still has no manners."

Bai Zhi said shyly: "Mom, this is not your son-in-law yet."

Bai's mother glanced at her daughter and said, "Are you trying to fool people like this?"

Although Bai's mother said this, she still threw both of them onto the bed. She couldn't bear to let her husband, such a grown man, lie on the floor.

However, even the two people lying on the bed were not honest. They both liked to hold something when they slept.

Little by little, the two of them hugged each other face to face. I don’t know what they would feel when they saw the face in front of them when they woke up.

I guess he would be very happy.

After a while, Bai Yu opened the door of the room. He originally wanted to bring some water, but as soon as he opened the door, he saw this scene and ran out with the cup in his hand.

"Ah!!! Help, Mom!!! My eyes are going blind!!"

Bai Zhi said dissatisfiedly: "Why are you yelling?!"

"You'll know for yourself if you go and see for yourself."

Seeing Bai Yu like this, Bai Zhi and Bai's mother came to the room curiously, and saw the two people hugging each other on the bed. It was a bit eye-catching.

"Mom, should we separate them?"

"Why are you separating them? Weren't you two brothers just now? Let them hold each other."