Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Chapter 361 The Death of Cockroach Rat

Under the gaze of several people, after a while, the cockroach rat really showed signs of coming back to life.

Qin Ying exclaimed, "No way, it turns out that not only does he look like a cockroach, but his vitality is also like a cockroach!"

Hu Yifei bit her fingernails, then looked up and said, "What do you think? Can we keep this thing as a pet? I feel like this might be the second thing I can keep alive!"

Wanyu asked curiously, "What's the first one?"

"Zhanbo."

Lu Zhanbo looked at Hu Yifei and asked, "Am I a thing?"

Hu Yifei also realized that there was something wrong with what she said, and quickly explained: "No, no, no, I'm not saying you are a thing, you are not a thing."

Lu Zhanbo asked in disbelief: "I'm not a thing?!"

"No no no, you're a thing!"

"Then tell me what I am?"

"..."

As Lu Zhanbo continued to press forward, Hu Yifei decisively hit Lu Zhanbo on the head. The latter cried out in pain, and then looked at Hu Yifei's eyes, with cold sweat running down his back.

A trace of fear emerged in Lu Zhanbo's heart. He was really blinded by greed just now. He even dared to stroke Hu Yifei's tiger whiskers. He was simply courting death!

Hu Yifei nodded in satisfaction after seeing Lu Zhanbo stop talking. It turned out that the easiest way to solve a problem is to solve the person who raised the problem!

While they were talking, the cockroach became lively again. Bai Zhi asked curiously, "Is it hungry?"

Hu Yifei immediately stood up and said, "There are still dishes I cooked today in the pot. I'll go get them now!"

Qin Ying asked in confusion, "Did Sister Yifei cook any food for lunch today? Why did she only send us egg fried rice?"

Bai Zhi shuddered as she thought of Hu Yifei's cooking and said, "Haha, you'll know in a while."

After a while, Hu Yifei came over with a plate of black stuff, and asked them expectantly, "Do you think this guy can eat it?"

Qin Ying poked the charcoal-like substance in the plate with his finger and asked, "Sister Yifei, what is this?"

Hu Yifei said, "It's scrambled eggs with tomatoes. Can't you see?"

Hearing Hu Yifei say this, Qin Ying pretended to be enlightened and said, "Ah, I see, I see."

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, knowing that this guy was just trying to fool her. Even though what she did was a bit shady, she could still see it!

Qin Ying said that if you put the food you made in the coal pile, the coal miners would not be able to tell which was coal and which was the food you made.

Then, under Hu Yifei's instructions, several people opened a small hole in the transparent box, just enough to put the dishes made by Hu Yifei in.

By the way, ventilate the room to prevent the cockroaches and rats from suffocating to death.

Hu Yifei used a spoon to put a lump of black paste into the box with great anticipation, and then looked at the cockroaches with great anticipation.

Hu Yifei kept muttering, "Eat it quickly, eat it quickly, it's delicious. I guarantee you'll feel like you've wasted the first half of your life after eating it!"

The corners of Qin Ying's mouth twitched, and he leaned close to Bai Zhi and complained in a low voice, "Why do I feel like Sister Yifei is trying to seduce a child?"

Then, under Hu Yifei's expectant gaze, the cockroach rat gradually approached the unknown object in front of it, sniffed it but did not eat it.

"Eat it quickly, eat it quickly! Don't hesitate, it's delicious!"

The cockroach rat seemed to understand what Hu Yifei meant, then opened its mouth and took a bite. It seemed to think the taste was good, so it took a second bite.

Hu Yifei said proudly: "Ha, you don't know what's good. Look, everyone thinks my cooking is delicious!"

When the people present heard Hu Yifei's words, their mouths twitched. This guy didn't die even after being hit by a bottle of insecticide spray. How can we be compared with this guy?

Hu Yifei pinched her waist and said proudly, "I've decided. From today on, this little guy is my pet. I will definitely take good care of him!"

Wanyu suggested, "Feifei, should we give this guy a physical examination and disinfection? Is there any bacteria on his body?"

Hu Yifei nodded and said, "You are very thoughtful. I will take this little guy to the pet hospital in a while."

As soon as Hu Yifei finished speaking, Qin Ying interrupted her and said, "Sister Yifei, don't be so happy so early. This thing seems to be in a bit of a bad state."

Hu Yifei asked worriedly, "What's wrong?"

I saw the cockroach suddenly struggling, and its face became extremely ugly. Although I couldn't see the mouse's expression, I could imagine it myself.

Then he fell to the ground and became motionless.

Guan Gu asked weakly, "Is this guy dead?"

Lu Zhanbo said directly, "I told you not to eat my sister's food casually. Look at the physique that can withstand pesticides, and you'll die after eating my sister's food!"

Hu Yifei reached out and patted Lu Zhanbo on the head, saying unhappily, "If you don't know how to speak, don't speak!"

"That guy must have just had a last gasp of energy. It has absolutely nothing to do with my cooking. If you don't believe me, you can try it!"

Hearing Hu Yifei's words, several people took a step back in fear and quickly waved their hands and said, "No need, Sister Yifei, we believe in your ability."

"Yes, yes, yes. Besides, the food is cold. Eating it will give you diarrhea."

"That's right. This is Cockroach's last meal. Let's bury him with him. It's just a token of our appreciation."

Hu Yifei rubbed his chin, looked at the others and asked, "Do you think it's possible to save him if I use electricity to perform CPR on him?"

After saying this, Hu Yifei took out a car battery and two wires from under his feet.

Qin Ying asked curiously: "Sister Yifei, how come you have this thing?"

Hu Yifei waved her hand and said nonchalantly, "I unloaded this from Zeng Xiaoxian's car. Don't worry about this little detail. Is that okay?"

"Sister Yifei, you've already poisoned her to death. There's no need for us to whip her corpse, right?"

Hu Yifei also looked at the cockroach in the box with a regretful expression, and said in a lost tone: "It seems that we are not destined to be together. I'd better bury you."

Cockroach: Thank you so much. I have grown up and have excellent physical fitness, so I have eaten rat poison without any problem, but I still can't catch up with the food you cook.

Finally, the few people gave the cockroach rat to Xiao Hei, and then asked Xiao Hei to make it into a specimen as a souvenir.

But as a scientist, faced with such an interesting creature, it is inevitable to study it, so Xiao Hei decided to clone one for observation.

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