Love Apartment: My Happy Life

This is really hard for Qin Ying. It's the first time for someone to meet their parents when they are in love, and it's the first time for a young girl to get into a sedan chair. Her own parents, who are experienced, have gone out traveling and don't care about her. She has to figure out all these things on her own.

I'm really worried!

Just after the two of them had discussed the New Year's arrangements, they heard screams coming from outside.

Qin Ying thought for a moment and then said, "What a familiar voice! I feel like I've heard it somewhere before."

Bai Zhi said calmly, "Isn't this the voice of Meijia and Guan Gu?"

Then the two looked at each other and immediately went to the balcony, where they saw two people looking panicked, jumping around constantly as if there was something on the ground.

Bai Zhi asked in confusion, "What's wrong with them? Is there electricity on the ground?"

When Qin Ying saw this scene, he was reminded of the magical species of cockroaches. He quickly pulled Bai Zhi back to the room and closed the doors and windows.

Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying in confusion and asked, "What are you doing?"

"Nothing, I'm just afraid that something from their side will get over to our side."

After a while, there was a sudden loud slam of a door, followed by two screams that became increasingly quieter.

"Were Guan Gu and Mika the ones who ran out just now?"

"That should be it. Should we follow and see?"

The two looked at each other and immediately decided to follow. After all, eating melons is something that cannot be missed. If you miss a melon, you will have one less.

After chasing for a while, the two stopped panting. Qin Ying supported his knees with his hands and said with a gasp, "Did these two eat Jin Ke La? How can they run so fast?"

Bai Zhi also agreed and said, "Yes, it would be a shame if these two people didn't participate in the Olympics and win glory for the country."

After a while, the two stood up and slowly walked towards the bar. Judging from the direction they were running, they were heading to the bar.

The key is that Hu Yifei is there, and his fighting skills are an important source of inner security for several people.

As long as Hu Yifei is around, he is not afraid of any monsters.

Just when Guan Gu and Mei Jia arrived at the bar and were stammering about what they saw in the apartment, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi arrived late.

Bai Zhi came over and greeted a few people, then asked, "Mei Jia, what were you and Guan Gu doing in the apartment just now?"

Hearing Bai Zhi's words, Zeng Xiaoxian asked with a lewd smile, "Did you see what the two of them did?"

Bai Zhi nodded and said, "I saw it."

"How is it? Is it very pornographic and violent? Who is on top? Tell me quickly, I'm curious!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked excitedly.

Bai Zhi thought about it carefully, and since both of them were jumping up and down, she said, "Both of them are up there!"

Zeng Xiaoxian’s brain froze. What does “all on top” mean? Is there such a unique posture?

Then Zeng Xiaoxian figured it out. Bai Zhi meant that both of them had been on top!

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a meaningful smile, "We all know that it's normal for a single man and a single woman to have sex in the same room in dry weather, but you should also pay attention to the occasion. Why do you do that in the living room?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian then pointed the gun at Bai Zhi again, accusing her righteously, "You too! How could you peek at someone's vagina? Did you take any videos?"

Bai Zhi asked doubtfully, "Why should I film a video of them both jumping up and down in the living room, yelling and screaming?"

"???"

Zeng Xiaoxian thought again, "It's fine if you two just do that, but why are you shouting so loudly?"

Meijia angrily slapped Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "It's not what you think. Can't you just listen to what we have to say?"

Zeng Xiaoxian then realized that he had misunderstood and said, "It's you who didn't explain it clearly."

Hu Yifei teased, "Zeng Xiaoxian, did you get infected by being too close to Lu Ziqiao after moving back? Why do I feel like your head is full of yellow garbage?"

Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little embarrassed by Hu Yifei's teasing, and then asked, "What's going on?"

After hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, Guan Gu and Mei Jia seemed to recall something horrible, and a look of fear appeared on their faces.

Guan Gu said with an unpleasant look on his face: "We were just in the apartment..."

Guan Gu stopped talking mid-sentence, and Mika continued, "I saw something really terrible!"

Then Meijia began to narrate what happened, "Guan Gu was helping Teacher Zeng move boxes, and then something fell out, and then it was crawling on the ground."

"I was so scared that I ran to Guan Gu's side, and then we were both scared by that thing, so we ran out together."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously, "What on earth is it?"

Guan Gu and Mika replied in unison: "That was the most horrible and disgusting thing I have ever seen!"

"A giant cockroach!"

"A big rat!"

After hearing the answers from each other, they both looked at each other in confusion, as if to say, "Is there anything wrong with your eyes?"

Zeng Xiaoxian then turned around, looked at Qin Ying and asked, "Do you two know what it is?"

Qin Ying shook his head and said, "I don't know. We only saw the two of them jumping up and down on the balcony."

"But from their descriptions, I feel that thing might have a rat's head with tentacles on top, and a cockroach's body. I call it a cockroach rat!"

Wanyu asked doubtfully, "Does this species exist in nature?"

Qin Ying explained, "On a stormy night, a heartbroken mouse lady came to the bar to drink, hoping to drown her sorrows."

"At this time, I met Mr. Cockroach, who was also at the bar because of relationship problems. The two began to pour out their hearts to each other."

"Then, just as Teacher Zeng said, under the influence of alcohol, the two of them were alone, and the fire between them was ignited at once. On that stormy night, they had sex."

"It was during this time that Ms. Mouse became pregnant with Mr. Cockroach's child. She had originally wanted to abort the child, but then she suddenly remembered that the child was her own flesh and blood, so she resolutely gave birth to the child."

“That’s where the cockroach rat comes from!”

After listening to Qin Ying's story, everyone present applauded in amazement. The story was really wonderful.

Why does this plot seem so familiar?

It seems that many novels are written like this. For example, the first sentence of a novel is, I am pregnant.