Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Although Qin Ying's hint was a bit hurtful, strictly speaking it was a bit hurtful to Shen Linfeng, but that's just how people are.

One is your good friend, and the other is a stranger you have only met once or twice. Under this premise, it goes without saying who you should help.

It’s like your brother and a girl have feelings for each other, but because your brother is timid, the girl finds a boyfriend. At this time, would you encourage your brother to get her back?

Anyway, I would do it. Although it is a bit immoral, people are emotional most of the time and will often stand on the side of their friends.

This is clearly written in Mr. Li Zongwu's book "The Art of Thick Black".

Bai Zhi then said, "That's not the key point. The key point is that I'm afraid Ziqiao will be beaten to death!"

"That shouldn't be the case. Isn't it just a contact number?"

"That girl's boyfriend is at least 1.8 meters tall and weighs about 200 kilograms. He has a face full of flesh and tattoos. He looks very fierce and menacing!"

After hearing Bai Zhi's description, Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed his saliva and then asked, "What does Hu Yifei's boyfriend look like?"

Qin Ying laughed when he heard this, raised his eyebrows, and asked, "Teacher Zeng, are you trying to find out the other party's strength? Are you preparing for your own actions?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's face flashed with an unnatural look, and he forced himself to make up for it: "I just... just... just care about Hu Yifei, so that she won't be deceived!"

Qin Ying suddenly felt that the hardest thing in nature was not diamond. Now he had discovered something harder than diamond, and that was Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth!

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao came back with a distraught look on his face. Zeng Xiaoxian teased him, "What? Failed? Don't be sad, failure is common..."

Before he could finish his words, Lu Ziqiao suddenly broke into a lewd smile. He then pulled out his cell phone and said triumphantly, "Who said I failed? This fish left me his phone number!"

"What's her name? Oh~Banana!"

Qin Ying then complained: "Why does it sound so much like a banana? Does she like bananas? Why doesn't she like cucumbers? Squashes have thorns."

Bai Zhi patted Qin Ying and said, "Speak seriously and don't lead the children astray!"

"Are there any children here?"

"Isn't it Zhanbo?"

"Oh~ Got it!"

Zhanbo: No, what do you know? Do I look like a child? Come on, I'm from overseas, okay? Have you heard of the "International Student Gua"?

Then Qin Ying saw that Bai Zhi's mood dropped visibly, just like a weed that had been hit by paraquat.

Qin Ying asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?"

Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying with grievance and said, "I feel like my conscience is condemned. I didn't stop him!"

Qin Ying reached out and took Bai Zhi into his arms, patted her shoulder, and said, "Okay, tomorrow I'll accompany you to the temple to burn some incense and ask the Buddha to lend you some merit."

Lu Ziqiao looked at the two of them with a puzzled look on his face and asked, "Is it necessary for her to be like this just because I want a phone number? Aren't you used to it yet?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in disbelief, "Did she really give this to you?"

Lu Ziqiao nodded and said, "Of course!"

"What kind of world is this? This actually worked! I didn't expect to run into someone just like Laura right after returning!"

That’s right, now in Zeng Xiaoxian’s eyes, she has been classified into the same category as Laura because she gave her phone number to other boys even though she already has a boyfriend.

Lu Ziqiao asked doubtfully: "Laura? What does it have to do with Laura?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said, "It's okay!"

After Lu Ziqiao put his phone away, he said to Zeng Xiaoxian in a didactic tone, "Teacher Zeng, do you know what your problem is? You always say I want it, I want it, but you just don't do it!"

"You are different from Zhanbo. Zhanbo was born with a defect, but you are overthinking it!"

Lu Zhanbo, who was caught in the crossfire for no apparent reason, looked at Lu Ziqiao angrily and said, "What does this have to do with me?!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion, "Is it wrong for me to think so much?"

"Of course, it's because of your indecision that Hu Yifei now has a boyfriend, and it's not you. And now you have to drink five glasses of wine as punishment!"

As Lu Ziqiao finished speaking, the people present quickly placed the wine bottles and glasses in front of Zeng Xiaoxian, and filled them up with wine just to watch the fun.

"I have a brain that is good at thinking. It's a gift!"

At this moment, Lu Ziqiao turned into a life mentor and said, "But your brain deceives you! You think too much and don't know how to face Laura. You think too much and don't know how to face Yifei!"

"So you left when you shouldn't have, and came back when you shouldn't have. Now, before your pig brain gives you the next wrong instruction, let him rest!"

Everyone present echoed, "Drink! Drink! Drink!"

Zeng Xiaoxian saw the expressions of the people present, stretched out his hand to interrupt their voices, and said, "Drink if you want, who's afraid of who?"

After a glass of wine, Zeng Xiaoxian made a bold statement, "I will show you how smart my brain is!"

After another glass of wine, Zeng Xiaoxian once again boasted, "This all depends on my invincible brain!"

"Alcohol doesn't work on me!"

"A man needs to be rational, and I am the man who can always remain rational!"

As he drank glass after glass of wine, Zeng Xiaoxian's rationality gradually disappeared, and all that was left was the subconscious that he had previously claimed did not exist.

Even so, Qin Ying and others continued to pour Zeng Xiaoxian glass after glass of wine, and soon the bottle was empty.

Qin Ying asked, "Should we get two more bottles? I feel like this medicine isn't effective enough!"

Bai Zhi looked at Zeng Xiaoxian's drunken appearance and said, "I don't think it's necessary. Teacher Zeng looks almost drunk now."

After saying this, Bai Zhi turned her gaze to Zeng Xiaoxian, who was hugging Lu Zhanbo and expressing his heart to him.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Lu Zhanbo with drunken eyes and asked, "Zhanbo, why do you look so much like Hu Yifei? Or are you Hu Yifei?"

"Hey? Why are your breasts getting smaller?"

"Can you make egg fried rice for me? I want to eat egg fried rice! I like you so much..."

When this was said, everyone present pricked up their ears, wanting to witness this historic moment.

"I love your egg fried rice!"

Qin Ying looked at Zeng Xiaoxian like this and complained, "Why do I feel that what Teacher Zeng likes is not Sister Yifei, but the egg fried rice that Sister Yifei makes?"

Meijia then said, "Maybe this is a kind of sustenance, pinning my feelings for Sister Yifei on egg fried rice!"

Bai Zhi asked curiously, "Where did you learn this?"

"My Fair Princess! In that scene, when the emperor recognized his relatives, didn't he do it with paintings? Now, Teacher Zeng is looking for Sister Yifei by using fried rice!"