Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Chapter 343 Sun Tzu’s Art of War

After listening to Qin Ying's explanation, Hu Yifei said to Qin Ying, "Qin Ying, please don't lead him astray, okay? Confucius was an educator, not like what you said."

Before Qin Ying could speak, Guan Gu took the lead and said, "No, no, no, I think what Qin Ying said makes sense. I still feel that what Qin Ying said later is in line with my idea of ​​Confucius."

In fact, Guan Gu's words also secretly conform to Xiaori's admiration for the strong, especially Guan Gu, a Japanese samurai who is willing to commit seppuku at any time.

Seeing Guan Gu's admiring look, Hu Yifei shook her head helplessly.

At this time, Qin Ying took out a book from behind and handed it to Guan Gu. Yes, it was the book "The Analects of Confucius".

"Guan Gu, this book has been with me for over ten years and has given me many insights. I'm handing it over to you today!"

Hearing Qin Ying say this, Guan Gu solemnly stretched out his hands to take it, and then bowed to Qin Ying.

After Guan Gu took it and took a look at it, he felt something was wrong. Then he took another look and realized that something was wrong. The word "Analects" was two characters long, but there were clearly three characters above!

Guan Gu asked doubtfully, "Are you sure you didn't give me the wrong one?"

Qin Ying replied affirmatively: "Of course not!"

Guan Gu looked at the name on the cover and slowly read out, "Jin Ping Mei Collector's Illustrated Edition..."

"???"

When Qin Ying heard Guan Gu's words, he quickly reached out and pulled the book back, saying, "Ahem, well, it was an accident. I accidentally took the wrong one. This is your Analects."

After Qin Ying handed the Analects to Guan Gu, he looked at the strange looks on everyone's faces and said righteously, "I don't know when this appeared in my hands. You know me well. I, Qin, read the Spring and Autumn Annals!"

Then Qin Ying saw Lu Ziqiao standing beside him and looking at him with a smile. This guy’s face was full of joy of meeting a fellow traveler.

Qin Ying immediately stuffed the book in his hand into Lu Ziqiao's hand and said, "This belongs to Ziqiao. This guy is framing me!"

Lu Ziqiao was confused. When did he ever have the habit of reading books? He always looked at pictures!

However, adhering to the principle of not taking advantage of an opportunity, Lu Ziqiao stuffed the book into his arms. After all, his image in the eyes of others was already like this, so it didn't matter.

The most important thing is, this is a collector's edition with illustrations! It has pictures! It's so precious!

Qin Ying glanced at Lu Ziqiao and said, "Remember to return my book to me later!"

Lu Ziqiao replied, "Impossible! Who told you to slander me? I'll take the blame for you. The book is mine!"

"Well, okay, if someone asks you later, just say the book is yours!"

"Don't worry, I keep my mouth shut!"

Looking at Lu Ziqiao like this, Qin Ying always felt a little uneasy.

Qin Ying secretly decided that he would ask Lu Ziqiao to sign it when he got back. This way, it would be safe. Then he could insist that the book had nothing to do with him.

At this moment, Qin Ying felt that he was really a genius, as he could think of such a sinister thing.

Then, in order to change the opinions of several people, Qin Ying took out another book from under his butt and handed it to Guan Gu.

When Bai Zhi saw this scene, she looked behind Qin Ying's butt, curious about where Qin Ying got these things from. There were no pockets on the back of the pants he was wearing today.

Could it be...

Qin Ying noticed this and quickly covered his buttocks. He looked at Bai Zhi warily and said cautiously, "I always feel like you're thinking about something very dangerous!"

Bai Zhi denied it three times in a row, "I didn't, it wasn't me, don't talk nonsense!"

After seeing Bai Zhi's eyes move away from his butt, Qin Ying said to Bai Zhi in a mean way: "If you want to see my butt, go home and let you see enough."

"You want to die! Everyone is here!"

Seeing Bai Zhi's shy look, Qin Ying turned to Guan Gu and said, "Guan Gu, what I just gave you is a rare book in Chinese history, The Art of War by Sun Tzu. If you have time, you can also study it."

Guan Gu said awkwardly: "But I don't know how to fight."

Qin Ying waved his hand and said, "Who says you can't read Sun Tzu's Art of War if you don't know how to fight? There was once a fishmonger who became rich by reading Sun Tzu's Art of War."

Zhan Bo raised his hand and said, "I know, it's Sun Bin, right?"

“Um… Although it’s true that The Art of War was written by Sun Bin, I’m not talking about him.”

Qin Ying explained, "There was once a fishmonger who was often bullied. But at the suggestion of a policeman, he started reading Sun Tzu's Art of War."

"After that, this man climbed up step by step, found a beautiful wife, found a godfather, and eventually became big and powerful."

"There was even a rumor going around at the time that in Jinghai, even the most expensive money that falls from the sky has to belong to a wealthy person!"

Lu Zhanbo asked carefully, "Are you sure this is a positive case?"

Qin Ying said with a strange look on his face: "When did I say that I was talking about a positive case? I just said that someone succeeded."

When Hu Yifei heard what Qin Ying said, she snatched the book from Guan Gu's hand and said, "Guan Gu, I will confiscate this book for now. You should read the Analects first to prevent you from learning bad things."

Guan Gu did not resist Hu Yifei's behavior. Compared with Sun Tzu's Art of War, he still liked the Analects of Confucius more.

Afterwards, they went to Xiaonan Country together and had a good meal.

It is worth mentioning that Lu Ziqiao finished two braised pork elbows by himself, and even so, he ate a lot of other dishes.

After returning to the apartment and taking a shower, Qin Ying was blowing Bai Zhi's hair.

As the wind blew, the distance between Qin Ying and Bai Zhi became closer and closer. At some point, Qin Ying's head was placed on Bai Zhi's shoulder.

"Baby~ You smell so good~"

Bai Zhi couldn't help but wonder what Qin Ying was thinking when she heard what he said. She said mercilessly, "You should take a break. Look at how weak you've been these past few days."

You know, the thing men can't stand the most is being told that they are weak!

Qin Ying immediately got down from the sofa and said, "Look, I'll do a few push-ups for you. I'm not weak at all!"

Qin Ying did a few push-ups, and then accidentally fell to the ground. It was definitely an accident, not because he was weak!

Qin Ying got up from the ground, not daring to look Bai Zhi in the eye, and whispered, "Just now, my hand slipped and I accidentally fell!"

Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying's stubborn expression and decided to save her boyfriend's face. She said, "Okay, okay, I believe you, but my period has come. You should take a break. I'll let you sleep with me in a few days!"

Qin Ying felt strange when he heard this. Why did he sound so much like a kept gigolo?

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