Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Hearing Qin Ying say this, Bai Zhi couldn't help but roll her eyes. If you say so, I can imagine myself becoming the president of the United States and then leading them to a socialist country and leading them back to the motherland!

Qin Ying maintained an objective attitude towards Zeng Xiaoxian's escape. After all, he would come back later. Although Hu Yifei found Shen Linfeng as her boyfriend, they broke up in the end.

So overall there is no loss, just go. At most, there may be less fun during the days when Zeng Xiaoxian is away.

Zeng Xiaoxian can also take this opportunity to get to know his inner self and see what he really thinks.

"Let's go, let's go back. Teacher Zeng is nowhere to be seen now."

"Let's go!"

As they walked on the road, the two chatted casually.

Qin Ying asked, "Did you know that Los Angeles is on fire recently?"

Bai Zhi nodded and said, "I know. It's still quite hot. I feel like global temperatures are going to rise quite a bit. All our usual energy conservation and emission reduction efforts have gone to waste."

Qin Ying said, "Do you know what Kobe once said, asking if you've ever seen Los Angeles at four in the morning?"

Bai Zhi nodded and said, "I know. My teacher used to motivate us with this, but he didn't think about it. Although we can't see Los Angeles at 4 a.m., we can see school at 5 a.m.!"

To be honest, I don't think Kobe can see Los Angeles at 4 a.m. every day, but we can really see school at 5 a.m.

Don’t ask, if you ask, it’s a normal phenomenon for students in the four provinces!

Qin Ying sighed, "Now it's good. Boss can also see Los Angeles at four in the morning from down there!"

Bai Zhi was amused by Qin Ying and said, "You are simply a joke from hell. I don't even dare to laugh. I'm afraid that if I laugh, my merits will drop down."

Qin Ying was a little confused when he saw Bai Zhi laughing so happily. Is this what you meant by not daring to laugh?

If you laugh any longer, your abdominal muscles will probably pop out.

I guess your merit value is dropping now. If this were a society of cultivating immortals, someone would probably come to kill you to accumulate merit soon.

Bai Zhi patted Qin Ying and said, "It's all your fault. You had to tell me this hellish joke to make me laugh! What if I get into trouble in a few days?"

Qin Ying comforted her, "It's okay. I'll take you to help the old lady cross the street, and we'll go together to accumulate merit."

After Bai Zhi recovered, Qin Ying continued, "Actually, I found a way to make money in this fire!"

"what?"

"Look, the fire burned down many celebrities' mansions there. Are they all running away now?"

"Yup!"

Qin Ying counted on his fingers and analyzed to Bai Zhi, "So they must have left a lot of things unpacked, and there must be a lot of valuables left at home!"

"There's definitely no police patrolling in this situation. We can definitely go upstream to the houses of those whose houses haven't burned down yet and help them move!"

When Bai Zhi heard Qin Ying say this, she looked at Qin Ying with surprise. For the first time, she felt that there was still something useful in Qin Ying's brain, and it was not all garbage.

Bai Zhi said happily, "Don't mention it! Don't mention it! Your idea really works! I'll book a flight to Los Angeles when I get back!"

When Qin Ying heard Bai Zhi say this, he quickly grabbed Bai Zhi's hand and said, "Calm down, calm down, I'm just talking, it's not worth it. Even if you have money, you still have to live to spend it!"

Fortunately, Bai Zhi still had her rationality. After Qin Ying's persuasion, she calmed down and could clearly distinguish between money and life.

In fact, it would be useless even if these two people went. If they can think of something, can't others think of it?

You should know that a long time ago, a group of dark-skinned "reversers" discovered this business opportunity and rushed into the sea of ​​fire regardless of the danger to their lives.

They all resolutely rushed into the wealthy area where the fire was severe, helping the rich people move away their belongings that they had not had time to move away, and reducing their property losses.

The most important thing is that they don’t charge any money! All the help is free!

After discovering that the house had been visited by a competitor or that the owner had vacated it, they enthusiastically lit it up.

Is this a crime?

No! This is not!

This is building an isolation zone. As long as this area is burned clean, the fire behind it will not be able to burn!

It’s just that these people may have limited cultural level and their operations are not very correct, but you can’t cover up their warm hearts!

They are just doing good things!

After returning to the apartment, Bai Zhi asked, "Should we tell everyone that Teacher Zeng has left?"

Qin Ying thought for a moment and said, "Let's find time to tell everyone. After all, Teacher Zeng's departure is quite important."

Bai Zhi said regretfully: "What a pity!"

Qin Ying asked doubtfully, "What's a pity?"

Bai Zhi replied, "From now on, I won't be able to sleep at night without Teacher Zeng's exclusive sleeping pills. I don't know how long Teacher Zeng will be on leave."

"Don't you have Teacher Zeng's CD? Just make do with it for now. If it doesn't work out, you can come find me. I can tell you stories!"

Qin Ying asked, "What story can you tell?"

Seeing Bai Zhi's disbelief, Qin Ying said unconvincedly, "You'll know when you come to see me tonight. My head is full of stories!"

[This story may not be normal, because it is all ghost stories, or dirty jokes...]

Qin Ying couldn't help feeling guilty when he thought of this. He didn't dare to look into Bai Zhi's eyes, for fear that she would discover his guilt.

Bai Zhi agreed immediately: "Okay, then I'll wait for you to tell me a story tonight."

Qin Ying never expected that Bai Zhi would agree so readily. Suddenly, he felt as if he was struck by happiness that had fallen from the sky.

Qin Ying immediately said: "Don't worry, I will prepare well!"

Qin Ying is now wondering whether to tell Bai Zhi a ghost story or a dirty joke tonight!

But a decision was made quickly. Only children make choices, while adults of course choose to have both. Qin Ying decided to tell both stories together, preferably in one story!