Love Apartment: My Happy Life
Chapter 320: Master of Memes
Qin Ying and Bai Zhi looked at the stall that was overturned on the ground and observed three seconds of silence for the boss. Why did you have to pick on Hu Yifei when you could pick on anyone else?
Now the stall has been overturned, but fortunately no one is hurt.
In this way, a world was created where only the boss was hurt.
After Qin Ying and Bai Zhi left, the boss looked at the overturned stall and muttered to himself, "No, how did he manage to overturn such a big stall?"
Then the boss said with a sad face: "If my wife knew about this, she would definitely skin me alive! I should have listened to my wife and not done such a thing. It's too late to regret it now, ah~"
The boss then picked up the overturned stall and checked it. He found that nothing was broken, except that the oil in the pot was gone.
"Now I'm going to spend all the money I saved with great difficulty. I finally saved this little and wanted to go get a foot massage, but now it's all gone."
Regarding this topic, I would like to ask, is the foot washing you do in a proper way?
Let me make it clear first, I’m not going to a proper foot washing place!
Then Qin Ying and Bai Zhi found another stall to have their breakfast.
As we all know, it always feels like something is missing if we don’t talk about gossip while having a meal. And in this situation, what could be more exciting than the gossip about Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian!
While eating breakfast, Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying puzzledly and asked, "Why do I feel that Sister Yifei is particularly irritable today? Is menopause approaching?"
Qin Ying took a bite of the fried dough stick in his hand and said, "Don't ever say that in front of Sister Yifei again, or you'll end up like the stall owner just now."
Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and said, "I'm not stupid. I know Sister Yifei's fighting ability better than you do!"
"I guess I didn't sleep last night, which caused some endocrine disorders, which is why I'm so irritable."
Bai Zhi raised the fried dough stick in her hand to Qin Ying's mouth, pretending to be curious, and asked, "Then, Doctor Qin, what should I do?"
Qin Ying looked at the fried dough stick that was almost stuck in his throat, took a bite and said, "If you only need endocrine problems, come to Peking University Men's Department! Peking University Men's Hospital, everyone who has been treated there says it's good! If he's fine, I'll be fine too!"
"Friendly reminder, Sister Yifei is a woman!"
Qin Ying asked doubtfully, "Really? But isn't Sister Yifei equivalent to two men?"
"Uh...you make sense!"
Qin Ying smiled and said, "I'm not kidding you. Believe it or not, if Teacher Zeng kisses her again, I guarantee that Sister Yifei will be well again and will be refreshed!"
There was nothing wrong with what Qin Ying said. He was definitely in high spirits, but I couldn't tell whether he was shy or angry.
Even if Hu Yifei was somewhat interested in Zeng Xiaoxian, she would not allow him to kiss her again and again before they had confirmed their relationship.
"Don't joke around. If Teacher Zeng had the guts, why would he have hidden outside all day last night and not come back?"
"I can only think of one sentence to describe Mr. Zeng's current situation!"
"what?"
"There's only one lotus left out of the ten in the lotus pond behind!"
“??? What do you mean?” Bai Zhi asked in confusion.
Qin Ying put his hands in front of him, forming a trumpet shape, and said, "What I mean is, pick nine lotus flowers - the more you practice, the better!"
When Bai Zhi heard Qin Ying say this, she immediately gave him a thumbs-up with both hands, held them up in front of him, and said, "You came up with this joke, I want to give it a thumbs-up!"
Qin Ying smiled and said, "I have more words to describe Teacher Zeng's strength. Do you want to hear them?"
Bai Zhi thought about it and decided that since she was free now, it would be a waste not to listen.
"You say it."
Qin Ying recalled the memory in his mind and said, "The newly paved road is flat! There are no stones!"
"You know why I ride a bike? Because you walk!"
"I bought a fifty-dollar water bottle for forty-five. It's a 10% discount, bro!"
"Three Lives Three Worlds Peach Blossoms, No More Than Ten Miles!"
"You are just like boiling water at 100 degrees, both are boiling!"
Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying curiously and said, "I really want to pry open your head and see what's inside! I always feel like there's nothing useful in it, just garbage."
Qin Ying retorted indignantly: "Who said this is useless? When you argue with others, you can definitely make them break down!"
"As long as the other party takes action, we can act in self-defense. How useful!"
Faced with Qin Ying's twisted logic, Bai Zhi found that she could not refute it, because what this guy said was all true!
It really proves the saying that hooligans are not to be feared, but hooligans with culture are to be feared!
Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying and nodded seriously, saying, "You make sense. I'll do it this way next time!"
Qin Ying stretched out his oily hand and grasped Bai Zhi's hand, saying with deep affection: "How can I let you do this kind of thing? I can do it!"
When Bai Zhi heard Qin Ying say this, she also looked at him affectionately and said, "You are so nice~"
On the surface, the two of them appear to be deeply in love and look like they are about to kiss each other any second, but if you look closely at their hands, you will find that something is not right!
These two people were trying their best to smear the oil on their hands on each other's hands!
All I can say is that people from the same family tend to be similar, and their little thoughts are exactly the same.
In the end, Bai Zhi was the first to admit defeat and said, "If you go any higher, the oil on your hands will get on my sleeves!"
"Um... sorry, I didn't notice." Qin Ying said embarrassedly.
In fact, Bai Zhi didn't want to admit defeat first, but there was nothing she could do. Her hands were small, and Qin Ying's big hands covered her hands!
It’s really because of my lack of innate conditions that I can’t beat the opponent!
Baizhi now hates herself for not growing any taller than she did. Will taking some calcium tablets still be effective now?
Bai Zhi secretly decided in her heart that she would buy some calcium supplements when she returned home today, and then get enough sun exposure for two hours every day. Sooner or later, her height would be able to surpass Qin Ying's!
When the time comes, I will definitely pin this guy under me and ravage him severely!
Qin Ying looked at the smile that suddenly appeared on Bai Zhi's face and couldn't help but shudder. An ominous feeling surged in his heart.
Qin Ying immediately asked: "What are you laughing at?"
Bai Zhi immediately put away her smile upon hearing this, and pretended to be dumb, asking, "Did I laugh just now? No, I must have seen it wrong. Hurry and eat your fried dough sticks!"
When Qin Ying heard Bai Zhi say this, although he didn't show anything on his face, the alarm bells sounded in his heart.
He doesn't want his innocence to be lost one day!
No, wait a minute, if I really am gone, should I be happy, or should I be happy, or should I be happy?
This is a profound question!
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