Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Yesterday was my birthday. For the sake of the author’s birthday, could you guys give me some comments and write a few words for me? Please!

I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to see it if I put it at the end, so I put it at the beginning this time.

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Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Qin Ying resentfully when he heard his words and said, "Don't make things more complicated for me at a time like this. I'm already in enough trouble!"

Wanyu asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, how did you get to talking about marriage?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, "Where was I just now?"

Wanyu kindly reminded: "Um... Teacher Zeng, you haven't told me yet."

"Then let me start from the beginning. After you left, I was watching Laura putting on makeup. Then I asked her if she was going on a date with Alan. Then she told me that she was going on a date, but with another guy named Tony."

Upon hearing this, Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but exclaim in admiration, "Wow, you already have three in just two days! You're almost catching up with me!"

Qin Ying said, "From the name, he must be a barber!"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said, "No, this is also a coffee shop owner!"

Bai Zhi suggested: "Teacher Zeng, why don't you try to open a cafe? Maybe Laura will look at you differently."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and said, "And what about that clay Lulu? Do I still have to go to the battlefield? Don't interrupt me, just listen to me!"

"Then we started pouring our hearts out to each other! After my impassioned and inspiring speech, Laura was successfully won over by me!"

"Then Laura sat next to me and looked at me lovingly!"

"Laura then started comparing me to her previous boyfriends and ultimately realized I was superior and discovered my shining point!"

"The most crucial part came at this moment. She asked me to marry her!"

"My mind went blank when I heard her say that. Not only that, her hands were even moving down from my chest!"

When he said this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face was distorted, as if he had suffered some inhuman torture.

"And then the four of them rushed in and interrupted me!"

Lu Ziqiao reached out and patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder, asking, "So? Are you going to thank us or kill us? You don't know how shocking the scene was. It was very pornographic and violent~"

Even in Lu Ziqiao's cognition, it was colored, so you can imagine how obscene the scene was!

Bai Zhi said regretfully at this time: "If we had known it would be like this, we shouldn't have left! Now we didn't see anything!"

Qin Ying also said: "Also, Teacher Zeng, isn't what you said too general? Can you be more detailed, such as the part where Laura touched your chest."

Zeng Xiaoxian shook off the hand on his shoulder and said to them with an irritated look, "Please stop making sarcastic remarks. My mind is completely confused now!"

After saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian fell on the sofa with his hands on his head and a look of pain on his face.

Then they saw Zeng Xiaoxian looking painful, with a distorted expression, obviously thinking of something bad.

Zhan Bo asked in confusion, "What happened to Teacher Zeng?"

Wanyu calmly explained, "It's okay. I guess it's just my second personality coming out again. It will be fine after a while."

Lu Ziqiao asked in confusion, "Why are you so calm? Shouldn't we take Teacher Zeng to see a doctor?"

"It's okay, this isn't the first time, just get used to it!"

Sure enough, after a while, Zeng Xiaoxian did a somersault and sat up straight in an instant thanks to the powerful strength of his waist and abdomen.

Zeng Xiaoxian said solemnly: “No! I’ve thought it through. I can’t marry Laura, otherwise my home will become the United Nations!”

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's determination, Zhanbo encouraged him, "Teacher Zeng, no matter what decision you make, we will support you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked terrified, and kept muttering: "I want to break up, I want to break up, I want to break up..."

Lu Ziqiao pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "Are you sure Mr. Zeng doesn't need to see a psychiatrist? The doctor we saw last time, Dr. Ouyang, was quite good. He seemed very kind."

Wanyu asked with concern: "Teacher Zeng, are you okay?"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head, stared into their eyes, and said, "Imagine this scene: you're sitting next to her, and she's joking with you without knowing anything. Then you open your mouth, and she breaks down and bursts into tears. The two of you hug each other and cry your hearts out!"

"In the end, you even told her that it was impossible for us and that she should just go buy a cucumber! Oh! How cruel!"

After saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian curled up again with his hands covering his head, his face full of pity.

However, Lu Ziqiao said nonchalantly, "Aren't these just the normal procedures for a breakup? But it will never happen to you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked puzzledly: "Why?"

Lu Ziqiao explained, "Because she's Laura. Have you ever seen someone get seasick on a chain boat? So I think it should be like this: you talk to her, she looks at you quietly, and you break down and cry."

"Then she pulls you into her arms and tells you righteously: 'Stop crying, go to bed, you have to go to work tomorrow! Stop talking nonsense just because you have nothing to do!'"

After listening to Lu Ziqiao's version, everyone present clapped their hands and said in unison, "Agree!"

Qin Ying also comforted her at this time: “Teacher Zeng, you don’t need to be so stressed. With the speed at which Laura makes a boyfriend, there will never be a day when she can buy cucumbers!”

Seeing that no one supported him, Zeng Xiaoxian also backed out and said, "I think I'd better forget it. I'd better take a long-term view!"

Lu Ziqiao said angrily, "Teacher Zeng, we can't delay this matter, otherwise there will be endless troubles!"

Zhan Bo also spoke to comfort her, "It's time to make a decision, otherwise the day you're raped by a bully will be too late!"

Qin Ying took out another coin at this time and said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Teacher Zeng, if this is the case, let God help you decide! If it's heads, you will break up with Laura. If it's tails, you will take a long-term view!"

Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment, nodded, and said, "Okay! Let's do it!"

Then, accompanied by a crisp sound, the coin was thrown into the air by Qin Ying. Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the coin, waiting for his answer.

When the coin fell into Qin Ying's hand, he did not open his palm covering it. Qin Ying smiled at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Teacher Zeng, I believe you already have the answer in your mind now!"