Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After Qin Ying came out, Bai Zhi asked curiously, "What did you give Teacher Zeng just now?"

Qin Ying said directly: "I gave Teacher Zeng an electric shock anti-wolf device, so that if Laura pounces on her, she can be stunned, which greatly ensures Teacher Zeng's safety!"

Wanyu asked in confusion, "Why do you carry something like a wolf-proof device with you?"

"You don't understand this, don't you? In today's society, it's not just you girls who are in danger. We boys are also in danger, okay? Of course we have to protect ourselves."

Bai Zhi jokingly said, "Is it really that serious? This isn't Chengdu."

Qin Ying asked in return: "Do you think there are so few here?"

Qin Ying did not lie. According to the latest survey results, Shanghai has more people like this than Chengdu, and is second only to Chongqing. Of course, this data is relatively old, but it can still be used as a reference.

At this time, Laura, who was in the apartment, came to Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "What did he give you just now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was still immersed in what Qin Ying had just said to him. What did it mean to know the answer the moment the coin was tossed?

After hearing Laura's voice, Zeng Xiaoxian threw the coin in his hand aside without hesitation, and said with a smile: "It's nothing, just a coin."

If Qin Ying knew Zeng Xiaoxian would do this, he would have slapped himself twice and should not have had any hope in Zeng Xiaoxian.

The three of them walked aimlessly on the road, and Bai Zhi asked, "Where are we going now?"

Wanyu shook her head and said, “I don’t know. I originally wanted to go back and rest, but now Teacher Zeng and Laura are there, and I can’t go back.”

Qin Ying suggested: "Let's go to the bar, have a couple of drinks and have a good sleep tonight."

This is indeed a very good suggestion. When you feel a little insomniac at night, you can do this. Drink a small cup and it will guarantee that you will have a good sleep.

But you can't drink too much. There is a saying that goes, "Don't drink too much of good wine, a little tipsy is better than being drunk."

As they walked along the street, Bai Zhi asked, "Wanyu, have you decided who you're going to spend Valentine's Day with next year?"

Wanyu sighed and said, "No, I only know so many of us. Where can I find someone?"

Qin Ying then suggested, "I think Zhanbo is a good guy. Although his brain doesn't work very well sometimes, he's a down-to-earth person and doesn't have too many other ideas."

"Zhanbo is good, but sometimes he is like a piece of wood."

"Wanyu, are you looking for someone like Ziqiao?"

When Wanyu heard Qin Ying's words, she imagined the friend she would find in the future. When she returned home at night, she found the floor was full of scattered clothes.

There are lipstick marks on it from some unknown woman. When you open the door, you find two people lying on the bed. When they see you come back, they ask you, "Do you want to join us?"

When Wanyu thought of this scene, she couldn't help but shiver and felt like the sky was falling.

Thinking about it this way, Zhanbo is still pretty good, at most he lacks a little bit of fun sometimes.

But at least he is law-abiding and won’t mess around!

Wanyu clapped her hands and said, "It would be great if we could neutralize Zhanbo and Ziqiao!"

Hearing Wanyu's naive idea, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi also laughed. Such a naive idea is indeed in line with Wanyu's personality.

Qin Ying said, "If you say so, then Lu Zhanbo, who has normal emotional intelligence, is simply invincible."

"why?"

Qin Ying laughed and said, "Look at Zhanbo. His IQ is already very high. If his EQ was normal, he wouldn't be able to survive."

Bai Zhi also said: "That's right, when God opens a door for someone, he will definitely close a window for him. Nothing is perfect."

Wanyu was not discouraged by what they said. Instead, she said with great enthusiasm, "One day, I will develop a device that can exchange people's IQ and EQ!"

Hearing Wanyu's words, Qin Ying also clapped his hands and said, "Wanyu, I support you. If the experiment is successful, I will be your guinea pig. As long as you can pass on Zhanbo's IQ to me, that will be great!"

When Wanyu heard Qin Ying say this, an embarrassed expression appeared on her face and she said, "This is Zhanbo's business. Why are you looking for me?"

Qin Ying and Bai Zhi looked at Wanyu's shy appearance and smiled at each other, as if they had discovered something interesting.

Qin Ying followed Wanyu's train of thought and continued to fantasize, saying, "Wanyu, if you can achieve an IQ swap, can you also achieve a head transplant?"

Without waiting for Wanyu and Baizhi to say anything, Qin Ying spoke to himself: "What do you think, if there really comes a day when a head transplant can be performed?"

"I'd definitely transplant my head onto Ronnie Coleman's body, and then give me Einstein's IQ. Add that to my incredibly handsome face, and I'd be the most perfect man in the world!"

Hearing Qin Ying's words, Bai Zhi's face darkened. After being with Qin Ying, she could often feel Qin Ying's childishness.

Bai Zhi could already imagine what Qin Ying was talking about.

His body is the same muscular body as Ronnie Coleman, but his skin color changes from the neck onwards, and the hair on his head has become the same afro as Einstein.

It was simply unbearable to look at Qin Ying like this. I would explode if I looked at him for even a second longer.

Bai Zhi reached out and touched Qin Ying's head and said, "Be good, don't dream in broad daylight. Your words cover three skin colors. Do you want to turn into a zebra?"

Wanyu also added: "You have one more color than a zebra."

Qin Ying said aggrievedly: "I think it's not okay~"

Seeing Qin Ying's aggrieved look, Bai Zhi and Wan Yu both laughed. Their happiness was built on the pain of others.

Amidst the laughter and chatter, they walked all the way to the bar.

After sitting in their old seats, Qin Ying said to the two of them, "You guys sit down first, I'll go order a few drinks."

"go Go."

After Qin Ying left, Wanyu suddenly said, “I forgot one thing!”

"What is it?"

"I have to call Zhanbo, otherwise he will run into Teacher Zeng and Laura when he returns!"

Bai Zhi said nonchalantly, "It's okay if I bump into him. Just consider it as an enlightenment education for Zhanbo."

I can only say that chatting between women is no worse than that between boys. When boys are not around, the content of the chat may be even more open.

When you tell a girl a dirty joke, she might appear shy, but in her heart she's saying, "That's it! If I weren't afraid of telling you and scaring you to death, I'd show you how good I am!"