Love Apartment: My Happy Life

For a love veteran like Laura, she can even tell what Zeng Xiaoxian smells like if he farts. There is no other reason, it’s just that she is used to it!

This is something Laura has developed after being in the underworld for so many years, having several fiancés and six or seven boyfriends. Otherwise, how could she have lived a peaceful life until now?

You have to know that things are different abroad than at home. In free America, shootings happen every day, and people really can shoot!

Laura explained to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Paul is my college classmate. He has waited for me until now and has not married yet. Now that he knows I am back, he called and said he wants to see me, and he burst into tears."

"He also said that if he couldn't see me, he would commit suicide by cutting his wrists."

Zeng Xiaoxian asked tentatively, "So you're going to save him?"

Laura looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and comforted him: “Don’t worry, he is a stutterer, I don’t have any feelings for him, I just don’t want him to do stupid things for me again.”

Qin Ying sneered at Laura's words and asked a few people in a low voice: "How credible do you think Laura's words are?"

While laboriously cutting the fried dough sticks on the plate with his knife and fork, Lu Ziqiao replied, "Based on my years of experience in the martial arts world, the credibility is no more than ten percent!"

"Let me translate what Laura meant. Basically, Paul is my classmate. He's very humorous and I have a strong connection with him, so I want to have a deeper conversation with him."

Although most of the words spoken by Lu Ziqiao would be exaggerated and involuntarily tinged with color, the general meaning was still correct!

After hearing Lu Ziqiao's translation, everyone looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a hint of pity. As for why it was just a hint, it was because Zeng Xiaoxian brought this upon himself!

Look at you, when Laura came to you, you just rejected her righteously, then none of this would have happened!

Upon seeing this, Lu Zhanbo noticed something different and asked, "Teacher Zeng, what are those shiny things on your ears?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he reached out and touched his ear.

Laura also ran to Zeng Xiaoxian and said in surprise: “I was wondering why I couldn’t find my earrings, it turned out to be on your ears!”

When everyone heard this, they all showed an expression of disgust on their faces.

Bai Zhi felt a little regretful when she saw this scene. Why did she forget about this last night?

I should have put earrings on Qin Ying at that time!

Qin Ying was more curious about how Laura put her earrings on Zeng Xiaoxian's ears. Could it be that Zeng Xiaoxian had pierced earrings?

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's confused look, Laura explained: "I forgot to tell you, I brought it to you last night when you were asleep. I wanted to tease you."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled brightly and pointed at Laura and said, "You are really interesting~"

"That's not all. Guess what else I did?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this, he frantically felt around, but found nothing. He couldn't help but ask, "What else did you do?"

Laura smiled and said, "I also painted your toenails with...toe polish."

After hearing what Laura said, everyone became even more disgusted with Zeng Xiaoxian. It was still early days and people still preferred tough guys.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's surprised expression, Laura said, "Okay, I'm just teasing you."

"But your big toe is the cutest I've ever seen!"

After saying this, Laura stood up and prepared to leave. Seeing this, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly said, “Would you like to have some breakfast? I made Italian bacon specially for you.”

Laura smiled apologetically at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "I'm sorry, I gave up the habit of eating breakfast three years ago."

"But when I woke up this morning and saw you looking so jealous and cute, I felt full all of a sudden."

"Bye~Goodbye!"

Hearing that Laura was leaving, Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to say something, but the people behind him couldn't wait to say: "Bye~"

As for why they were so impatient, it was of course because they had a lot of questions to ask Zeng Xiaoxian after Laura left!

For example, why did Laura come out of Zeng Xiaoxian's room, and did the two of them do anything inappropriate for children last night.

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's lost look, Wanyu comforted him, "Teacher Zeng, don't be sad. He already understands your kindness."

Zhanbo also followed suit and comforted: "Yes, even we feel it. Now the whole house is filled with warm affection!"

Qin Ying said, "I didn't feel any warm affection, but instead I smelled the strong aroma of Italian bacon!"

At this point, Qin Ying remembered something and continued, "Oh, yes, there is also a strong smell of vinegar!"

After a long and arduous struggle, Lu Ziqiao finally cut open the fried dough sticks Zeng Xiaoxian had bought. After putting them in his mouth, he asked, "Teacher Zeng, why are the fried dough sticks you bought cold?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and said, "Nonsense! Of course the fried dough sticks I bought at four in the morning are cold!"

Qin Ying suddenly realized and said, "No wonder the fried dough sticks are so hard!"

"I just wanted to make an unforgettable breakfast for a friend I hadn't seen in a long time, that's all. What's wrong with that?"

Hu Yifei laughed and teased, "Then why were you so excited when you heard that Paul just now? We can smell that sour smell over here."

Zeng Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "Just let your imagination run wild. Laura and I are in the best state right now without having to take responsibility for each other! So I don't have any emotional fluctuations at all, OK?!"

Qin Ying asked curiously at this time: "Teacher Zeng, did you have that last night?"

"What that?"

Qin Ying raised his eyebrows and asked with a smirk, "That's... that one!"

"???"

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian still didn't understand what he meant, Qin Ying simply stretched out his hand and made a thrusting motion. Then Zeng Xiaoxian understood what Qin Ying meant.

Zeng Xiaoxian's expression instantly turned unnatural, and then he said righteously, "Of course not. She sleeps on the bed, and I sleep under the bed, okay? And I always sleep with my clothes on and cover myself tightly!"

Qin Ying stood up, patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "Teacher Zeng, if you really did something, you would be a beast, but you are doing nothing now. Do you know what you are?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion: "What?"

Qin Ying had a look of deep sorrow on his face and said, "You are worse than an animal!"