Love Apartment: My Happy Life

After Zeng Xiaoxian said that, he took off his clothes as if he really had an allergic reaction.

Wanyu asked in surprise, "Teacher Zeng, is it really that exaggerated?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stood up, twisted his body, and said, "It's absolutely not an exaggeration!"

"For example, Laura is a reporter, so I started to fear all reporters in the world. When have you ever seen me being interviewed by a reporter?"

Hu Yifei said based on the facts: "That's indeed not the case."

Bai Zhi murmured doubtfully, "But Mr. Zeng's show probably doesn't have any reporters looking for him to interview, right?"

Qin Ying, who was standing next to him, nudged Bai Zhi with his elbow and said, "Keep your voice down! Don't let Teacher Zeng hear you. What nonsense are you talking about?"

Bai Zhi quickly said, "Oh, I see, I see!"

After saying this, he carefully glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and only breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that the other party had not heard what he said.

If it were any other time, Zeng Xiaoxian might have noticed it, but now Zeng Xiaoxian simply didn't have the mind to do so.

Zeng Xiaoxian turned around at this time, and said with a lingering fear on his face: "I have begun to feel her little universe approaching me!"

"You can feel this?"

"You don't understand, this is a man's intuition!"

After saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian covered his stomach and said in pain, "My kidneys are starting to hurt!"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's actions, Lu Zhanbo corrected him, "Teacher Zeng, you're covering your stomach."

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes. "My stomach hurts, my liver hurts, my head hurts, it's over! It hurts everywhere! It's over! I'm sick, I can't go to the show tonight!"

After saying this, Zeng Xiaoxian's legs went limp and he sat down on the ground.

Lu Zhanbo was still making sarcastic remarks, "I really feel that Teacher Zeng's little universe is disappearing!"

Wanyu comforted Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, it's okay. Breakups happen every day."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bitter face: "But I was with her for eight years. When we broke up, she said to me: 'You are a good person, you are very good, you should...'"

Before Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking, Hu Yifei continued, "You should find a girl who loves you more than I do."

"Come on! All the bad movies use this line!"

Qin Ying reacted at this time and said, "Teacher Zeng, you've been given the nice guy card!"

"What is a good guy card?" Bai Zhi asked in confusion.

Qin Ying explained: "Let me tell you this, if a guy confesses his love to a girl, and if the girl also likes the guy, then she will say: 'Okay, let's be together!'"

"But if the girl doesn't like the boy, in order to save his face, she will say: 'You are a good person, but we are not suitable, you will meet someone better!'"

Lu Zhanbo said thoughtfully: "Isn't this the same as Teacher Zeng's situation?"

puff~

These words were like a knife stabbing Zeng Xiaoxian's heart.

In the small white space, Zeng Xiaoxian was sitting on the ground, his head spinning and vomiting blood. (Reference to the scene in Fragrance of the Lost Tomb where he vomited blood through his intestines)

[Now I suddenly feel that this place seems to be even more terrifying than Laura. These people really don't care whether I live or die!]

Zeng Xiaoxian forced himself to sit up from the ground and said to the others, "You guys go first. I want to be alone."

"???"

Let's go? Where can we go?

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian like this, Qin Ying said, "Sister Yifei, why don't you go to our place first?"

"That's okay!"

Then several people left, but when Lu Zhanbo walked to the door, he stopped, turned around and asked, "Teacher Zeng, who is Jingjing? Why do you miss her?"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at Lu Zhanbo calmly and asked, "Do you think you are humorous?"

After saying this, he picked up the pillow behind him and threw it towards Lu Zhanbo. Lu Zhanbo was so scared that he dodged it and quickly closed the door.

Seeing Zhanbo like this, Qin Ying asked curiously: "Zhanbo, what did you do to make Teacher Zeng so angry?"

"I just asked Teacher Zeng who Jingjing was and why I suddenly missed her."

"..."

"..."

After a long silence, Qin Ying spoke to break the silence, "Good question... I wanted to ask this question too!"

Wanyu then asked, "Are we just leaving like this? Teacher Zeng won't be upset, will he?"

Hu Yifei sneered and said, "Don't worry, this guy doesn't have the guts. At most, he'll just ask for leave and not go to tonight's live broadcast."

Qin Ying also comforted him: "Don't worry, even if Teacher Zeng jumps off the building, the crooked tree downstairs can catch him!"

There's nothing wrong with what he said. Lu Ziqiao jumped off the building and was caught by the crooked tree. In the fourth season, Xiaoxin's girlfriend Nora jumped off the building and was also caught by the crooked tree. She only had some minor injuries and was fine.

So this crooked tree seems to have some special ability, it can catch anyone who jumps from the building.

"How about we listen here?"

"good idea!"

Then I saw five people huddled together with their ears pressed against the door, looking sneaky. I could vaguely hear Zeng Xiaoxian's wailing coming from inside the room.

"Why! Why did Laura come back? The key is to come to my show! Why!"

"No, I'm going to call Lisa right now and tell her I'm sick and can't go to the show tonight!"

"No way, Lisa will definitely kill me! I'll definitely be assigned to guard the gate!"

"What on earth should I do?"

Then there was a thud, as if it was the sound of Zeng Xiaoxian kneeling on the ground.

"Oh God! Please save me! Help me find a way to escape the show tonight!"

It can be seen that Zeng Xiaoxian was really forced into a desperate situation and had even started praying to gods and Buddhas.

Bai Zhi asked doubtfully, "Is it really that exaggerated?"

Hearing Bai Zhi's words, Hu Yifei said, "Think about it, you and Qin Ying have been in a relationship for eight years, but Qin Ying has been cheating on you for six of those years. What would you do?"

"???"

Qin Ying was confused. Why did they involve him in this matter? Why did they always drag him into this kind of thing? Did he have some special physique?

[I don't want to give such an example, but after all, Bai Zhi's partner is you.]

Bai Zhi led herself inside and said angrily, "If that happens, I'll definitely skin him alive! Confiscate his tools!"

Qin Ying couldn't help swallowing his saliva when he heard this, and quickly assured: "Don't worry, I will never do such a thing!"