Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at the salted duck egg pancake in his hand and muttered to himself, "Did Hu Yifei eat this? Or has she eaten it before? Is this hinting at something?"

"Really? If you like me, you can just say it directly. Why do you have to hint at me like this? Luckily, I'm smart enough!"

At this time, Hu Yifei, who was on the road, sneezed three or four times in a row and complained, "Who is thinking of me? No, one is thinking, two is scolding, and three is a cold. Then I sneezed four times, could it be..."

"Someone must have thought of me four times! Oh~ I can't help it, I'm just that popular!"

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's condition on the bed, Qin Ying and Bai Zhi looked at each other and left quickly. They were afraid that if they stayed there for too long, they would be infected by Zeng Xiaoxian and become like this.

After waiting outside for a long time, Zeng Xiaoxian finally came out. Qin Ying noticed that the salted duck egg pancake that he had just given to Zeng Xiaoxian was not in Zeng Xiaoxian's hand.

So Qin Ying pretended to be curious and asked, "Teacher Zeng, where is the egg-filled pancake I gave you just now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said calmly, "I ate it. By the way, where did you buy this egg-filled pancake? It tastes weird, but it's quite delicious."

Bai Zhi explained thoughtfully: "That's not chicken eggs, that's salted duck eggs."

"Oh~ I was wondering why it tasted weird and a little salty, but it's still delicious."

Qin Ying asked curiously at this time: "Teacher Zeng, aren't you a Virgo with a mysophobia? Why did you eat what Sister Yifei had eaten?"

Zeng Xiaoxian retorted guiltily, "Who said I'm a Virgo with a mysophobia?"

Qin Ying took a bite of the apple in his hand and handed it to Zeng Xiaoxian, saying, "Teacher Zeng, have a bite."

Looking at the apple Qin Ying had bitten, Zeng Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment, and finally explained forcefully: "Forget it, I just ate a lot and can't eat anymore. You should eat it yourself!"

After saying this, he ran to the bathroom to wash up.

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's fleeing figure, Qin Ying smiled, took a bite of the apple in his hand, and said to Bai Zhi: "See, Teacher Zeng definitely has feelings for Sister Yifei!"

Bai Zhi also nodded and praised: "Teacher Zeng is really a warrior! The key is that Sister Yifei is not that easy to win."

"I once asked Sister Yifei about her criteria for choosing a partner, and she said, 'My man must be either stronger or smarter than me, otherwise how can he conquer me?' Teacher Zeng has a long way to go!"

Qin Ying smiled mysteriously and said, "That's because you haven't seen Zeng Xiaoxian when he's drunk, or when he's drunk and has 18 sleeping pills."

Bai Zhi was a little confused. She always felt that sometimes she couldn't understand what Qin Ying said, and it felt like the two of them were not on the same channel.

I can understand being drunk, after all, alcohol makes people braver!

But what does it mean to drink Red Bull and then take sleeping pills? Can these two things be taken together? Is there a bug here?

But at the same time, I was thinking about tying up Zeng Xiaoxian, feeding him some red moo and sleeping pills, and seeing what would happen to him. I was really curious.

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian came out of the shower and went back to the room to change clothes. He was still wearing pajamas.

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian came out after changing his clothes. He was wearing a loose vest inside, a thick coat outside, and a pair of loose pants on the lower body.

Although Zeng Xiaoxian has never been to the gym, he has seen pigs run even though he has eaten pork. At least he knows that it is better to wear loose sportswear.

Looking at Zeng Xiaoxian's outfit, Qin Ying praised: "Teacher Zeng, you are quite professional~"

"Of course I'm a professional!"

The two couldn't understand the logic behind Zeng Xiaoxian's words. Is there any causal relationship between the word "Brother Xian" and "professional"?

Qin Ying said, "Okay, Mr. Zeng, now that you've packed up, let's go!"

"Okay! Go! Go! Go! My sword is thirsty for energy!"

On the way, Zeng Xiaoxian sat in the back, clinging to the seats on both sides. He leaned his head out from the back and asked curiously, "Is the gym full of those 'muscle tycoons' with huge muscles, arms as thick as my thighs?"

"..."

"Teacher Zeng, let's not talk about whether it's a big deal or not, but you have to know one thing, say Kun instead of Ba, it's civilized for everyone!"

This time it was Zeng Xiaoxian's turn to remain silent.

"The muscle I'm talking about is the muscle!"

"The Kun I'm talking about is the Kun who loves Kun."

"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know what to say. This guy is not Chunchun, but a little black guy.

"Okay, Mr. Zeng, I was just teasing you. If you said that some people's arms are thicker than Baizhi's thighs, that's possible. As for you, forget it."

Zeng Xiaoxian said unconvincedly: "What's wrong with my thighs? They are very thin!"

Qin Ying and Bai Zhi said in unison: "Hehe..."

Although nothing was said, it seemed as if everything was said.

Zeng Xiaoxian read a strong sense of sarcasm and disdain in these two words.

Zeng Xiaoxian's curiosity disappeared after being treated like this, and he lay back down. He didn't know why he suddenly thought of Hu Yifei at this moment. If Yifei was here...

Thinking of this, Zeng Xiaoxian quickly shook his head. What was he thinking? If Hu Yifei was here, she would definitely be even more excessive than these two people. He must not have woken up yet, how could he think of her!

Zeng Xiaoxian fell asleep while thinking about all sorts of things.

Qin Ying and Bai Zhi in front heard Zeng Xiaoxian's snoring and looked at each other. I wonder if this guy will fall asleep on the bench press when they get to the gym?

After arriving at the place, Qin Ying parked the car and said to Bai Zhi, "Wake up Teacher Zeng."

Bai Zhi took the initiative and said, "I'll come, I'll come and see mine!"

Bai Zhi unbuckled her seatbelt, turned around and said to Zeng Xiaoxian behind her, "Teacher Zeng, here comes Yifei in a bikini, look!"

Zeng Xiaoxian woke up again with a start, just like in the morning, "Where is it? Where is it? Where is the bikini?"

After coming to his senses, he said speechlessly: "I said, you came once in the morning, wasn't it enough, and now you come again!"

Qin Ying explained: "This is called not fearing old tricks, as long as they are useful! Look, you woke up all of a sudden."

"By the way, Mr. Zeng, why are you so excited when I hear about Yifei wearing a bikini, even though nothing else works for you?"

When Bai Zhi asked this question, gossip was almost coming out of her eyes.

General MacArthur once said: "I thought I had made some progress in gatekeeping after studying it for so many years, but when I met that woman, I realized that I was just a greenhorn. I wasn't even qualified to carry her shoes!"

Zeng Xiaoxian explained stubbornly, "Come on, what man wouldn't react to that? If you don't believe me, try calling Qin Ying that next time."

Qin Ying, who was watching the show, looked confused and asked, "Why did you bring me with you?"