Love Apartment: My Happy Life

It just so happens that since we are all here, we don’t have to cook separately. We can just eat together, which will make it more lively.

After returning to the apartment, Qin Ying and Guan Gu started cooking.

Then, accompanied by the clanging sound of the spatula, a big meal was soon out of the pot.

Looking at the full table in front of him, Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry but had no tears. Why did he eat so much just now? Really, can't he control his mouth?

Zeng Xiaoxian rarely moved his chopsticks during the entire process. Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian like this, Qin Ying suppressed a smile and asked, "Teacher Zeng, why aren't you eating? Is there something on your mind?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was just about to answer: "Well, I..."

But before he could finish, he was interrupted by Qin Ying, "Oh~ I remember, you want to lose weight, Teacher Zeng, I admire your determination so much, you said you won't eat, then don't eat!"

Zeng Xiaoxian forced a smile and said, "Yes, I want to lose weight and eat less, hehe..."

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian pretending to be dead, the people around him were about to laugh. In order not to be disturbed while eating, they decided to turn their heads away and not look at him.

Qin Ying looked at Hu Yifei, one of the culprits, and asked doubtfully: "Sister Yifei, didn't you just say you were full? Why...?"

Hu Yifei is completely different from Zeng Xiaoxian. He is eating with big mouthfuls and enjoys the food more than anyone else.

After swallowing the food in her mouth, Hu Yifei corrected herself: "Let me make it clear first, I just said I was almost full, but I'm not full yet."

"Besides, I've already digested the food you guys cooked."

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After hearing this, everyone present looked at Hu Yifei in a daze. Is this really a human stomach?

You just ate so much and said you were almost full, but you digested it all in just a short while?

After hearing what Hu Yifei said, several people curiously came over to take a look at Hu Yifei's belly, and Wanyu even touched it.

Wanyu asked in confusion, "Fei Fei, how did you manage to eat so much without any changes in your stomach?"

Guan Gu suddenly said at this time: "Oh~ I understand, Yifei, there must be a Doraemon in your belly!"

"..."

"..."

Qin Ying complained: "Guan Gu, your imagination is too rich. How can there be Doraemon in a person's stomach?"

"If you ask me, Sister Yifei has a Doraemon-style four-way full pocket in her belly!"

Bai Zhi rolled her eyes and grumbled, "How dare you say Guan Gu has a rich imagination? What's the difference between what you said and what Guan Gu said?"

Qin Ying explained: "At least, the four-dimensional pocket is small! How could a big Doraemon be inside the stomach?"

Guan Gu nodded seriously and said, "Qin Ying, you are right. I didn't consider it completely!"

After they finished speaking, the two of them clapped their hands in understanding, as if they were satisfied with their own guesses.

Zeng Xiaoxian also wanted to touch it, but before he could do so, Hu Yifei slapped him away.

Hu Yifei asked coldly, "What do you want to do?"

After Zeng Xiaoxian withdrew his hand, he touched the place where Hu Yifei had slapped him red, and put his hand on his stomach.

She said aggrievedly, "Why did you eat so much but your stomach didn't change at all, but mine has become so big?"

After hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words, everyone turned their attention to Zeng Xiaoxian's belly.

Seeing the round belly, Wanyu asked blankly: "Teacher Zeng, how many months have you been pregnant? Your belly is so big!"

Bai Zhi took a look and analyzed it carefully, saying, "Based on my experience, it must have been at least five months!"

Qin Ying came up to Bai Zhi and asked, "Where did you get this experience?"

"I had a relative who got pregnant before."

"Oh~ Next time don't breathe so hard when you speak, it makes you sound like you're pregnant."

Bai Zhi slapped Qin Ying and scolded her, "You're pregnant!"

Zeng Xiaoxian responded with a dark face: "Have you ever seen a man get pregnant? Besides, is it that exaggerated? This...can only be three months at most! What five months? Why don't you say the baby is coming soon?"

Hu Yifei interrupted, "I'm telling you guys, you're all bored. You're halfway through your meal and you're staring at Zeng Xiaoxian's stomach!"

Hearing Hu Yifei's words, everyone looked at Hu Yifei in surprise. How could you say such a thing?

I saw Hu Yifei putting her hands on Zeng Xiaoxian's belly, rubbing them back and forth.

Zeng Xiaoxian originally wanted to slap his hand away like Hu Yifei did just now, but he didn't dare to do so. What if Hu Yifei's automatic defense mechanism was activated and his arm was dislocated?

Now my arms are no longer the same length!

So Hu Yifei just let her touch it, which could help promote intestinal digestion, and maybe she could even eat something later.

But what Zeng Xiaoxian didn't notice was that Hu Yifei was rubbing counterclockwise, which didn't promote digestion at all!

You should know that rubbing your stomach clockwise can promote digestion and excretion, but rubbing your stomach counterclockwise does not have this effect. However, it seems to be able to warm the spleen and stomach and relieve abdominal pain.

Anyway, that’s what the Internet says. As for whether it works or not, you have to try it yourself to find out.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and eat, or the leftovers will get cold!"

Only after hearing this did he react and shifted his attention away from Zeng Xiaoxian's stomach and prepared to continue eating.

But this is really hard for Zeng Xiaoxian. He felt that it was fine just now, but now he can only look at it but not eat it. This is going to cost him his life!

In the end, Zeng Xiaoxian decided that out of sight, out of mind, so he stopped eating, went back to sleep, and prepared to go to work soon.

After seeing Zeng Xiaoxian return to his bedroom, how could Qin Ying let him go so easily? Hu Yifei can't afford to offend him, so she can only apologize to you, Teacher Zeng!

Qin Ying came to Zeng Xiaoxian's door and said loudly, "Oh~ It smells so good! This braised pork melts in your mouth, fatty but not greasy. Look at the rosy red color, it's like a ruby."

"And the fish soup you made, Guan Gu, was so delicious that it almost made my tongue fall off!"

In the bedroom, Zeng Xiaoxian could only cover his head and ears with a pillow in order to escape. He stayed there for a while without being with Qin Ying.

After Qin Ying returned to the table, Hu Yifei said to Qin Ying: "Qin Ying, you are really too mean!"

"But well done!"

Everyone has long been accustomed to Hu Yifei's behavior. After all, it is not the first or second time.

I feel sorry for Zeng Xiaoxian, but I believe Zeng Xiaoxian has been oppressed for so long that he has long been accustomed to it. Maybe he won’t be able to adapt if it is all gone all of a sudden.