Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Then Lu Zhanbo went to the bathroom with a constipated look on his face. Hu Yifei felt strange seeing this, because she remembered that this guy didn't eat much in the evening.

Hu Yifei looked at Zhan Bo's departing back, waved to the people next to him, and waited for them to come over.

Hu Yifei said mysteriously, "Do you think Zhanbo is pregnant?"

"???"

"..."

Qin Ying then asked doubtfully, "Sister Yifei, Zhanbo is a boy, right?"

Hu Yifei nodded, "Of course, our family is counting on Zhanbo to flourish."

"Sister Yifei, have you ever seen a boy get pregnant?"

Hu Yifei thought for a moment and said seriously, "It seems that there really isn't one."

Zeng Xiaoxian came over at this time with a kitchen knife in his hand and teased: "Zhanbo must have lost his appetite after eating the meal you cooked in the evening."

Hu Yifei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian coldly and asked, "Is my cooking unpalatable?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said, "It's not bad, it's not bad, but it would be better if there weren't your beautiful hair in it, or the steel wire that appears from time to time."

Bai Zhi looked at Hu Yifei and asked curiously, "Sister Yifei, why is there steel wire in the dishes you cook?"

Hu Yifei said nonchalantly, "Because I usually clean the pot first and then cook."

"So what about you finishing your meal?"

"Brush it again."

Qin Ying looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, trying to see something from him. How could Zeng Xiaoxian survive until now, living such a life every day?

Zeng Xiaoxian said that you all don’t understand the pain he has experienced. When Hu Yifei first moved in, he volunteered to cook, but he accidentally swallowed steel wire, and then his anus suffered.

I got scratched when I went to the toilet and it hurt for a long time.

I was so scared at that time that I thought I had hemorrhoids.

This is not the most important thing. The most important thing is that when I went to the hospital, the intern heard that I had hemorrhoids. He looked for it for a long time but couldn't find it, so he finally called a group of people over.

Can you imagine how it feels like when people are pointing at your own butt?

The key point is that it would be fine if he really had hemorrhoids, but the key point is that in the end nothing was found during the examination. He said that his anus was scratched by something, which caused the bleeding.

At that time, the doctors looked at me even more strangely.

It was a complete social death. From that day on, I didn't go out during the day for a whole week. It became a conditioned reflex that when I saw others, I would subconsciously think that they were looking at my butt.

Of course, Zeng Xiaoxian would definitely not tell all this. He would just think about it in his mind. If he said anything else, Hu Yifei would definitely laugh at him.

Qin Ying asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, what are you going to do for Zhanbo?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and said, "I don't know. I haven't decided yet. Let's go to the supermarket tomorrow to check."

"Then what are you doing with the kitchen knife? I thought you had already figured out what you were going to do."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved the kitchen knife in his hand and said, "I just picked it up and forgot to put it down. Do I look like an ancient hero? Swish, swish, swish~"

There's no way around it. Which man hasn't fantasized about traveling the world alone with just a sword?

However, in response to Zeng Xiaoxian's question, several people nodded with strange expressions, giving Zeng Xiaoxian this face.

But Hu Yifei said directly: "Come on, you are the only one who calls yourself a hero? Which hero has fat on his belly?"

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled his clothes down and said awkwardly, "I'm just full. I'll go down tomorrow morning."

"Um...Qin Ying, come with me."

Without waiting for Hu Yifei to say anything else, Zeng Xiaoxian waved to Qin Ying and the two of them walked aside.

After the two of them arrived in the kitchen, Qin Ying looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "Teacher Zeng, why did you call me here?"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced back at Hu Yifei and, realizing she wasn't paying attention, he said, "Qin Ying, how was that gym you went to before? Can you take me with you?"

Speaking of this topic, a hint of embarrassment flashed across Qin Ying's face. Ever since Bai Zhi got the gym membership, her period started, and she didn't go for a week. Until now, the two of them have only been there a few times.

It really feels like money wasted.

But he still said to Zeng Xiaoxian: "It's actually not bad. All the facilities are quite complete. Why, Teacher Zeng, are you going to start losing weight?"

"Ahem, I do have this idea."

"Then I'll ask you to come with me next time I go."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted Qin Ying's shoulder happily and said, "Thank you so much! When I lose weight, I'll see what reason Hu Yifei still has to look down on me!"

Qin Ying teased, "Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect you to be so concerned about your image in Sister Yifei's heart. Do you have any thoughts about Sister Yifei?"

After saying this, Qin Ying raised his eyebrows at Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes flashed with panic when he heard Qin Ying's words, but he still said stubbornly: "Who, who said that? My dream girlfriend is gentle, well-educated and well-mannered. Do you think Hu Yifei is suitable?"

In fact, Hu Yifei meets Zeng Xiaoxian's requirements quite well, provided that she is quiet. Moreover, Hu Yifei is a teacher, so she is well-educated and well-mannered, which also meets the requirements.

Don’t forget the evaluation of Hu Yifei, she is as quiet as a virgin and as crazy as a rabbit.

"Teacher Zeng, you are talking about Sister Yifei."

"???"

Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded. Are the Hu Yifei in our eyes the same person?

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Qin Ying with a skeptical look and asked, "Are you sure???"

"Yes, look at Sister Yifei. As a teacher, she educates people and is knowledgeable and well-mannered. Even when she's quiet, she's gentle and elegant. Doesn't that fit her character perfectly?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you talk about when she's not quiet?"

"Um... well, don't worry about this little detail."

"If Hu Yifei hears you saying this, you're done."

"Teacher Zeng, I believe you won't tell anyone, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked back, "Oh? How do you know I won't tell anyone?"

Qin Ying heard this and threatened: "Teacher Zeng, if you dare to tell anyone, I will tell Sister Yifei that you like her and see who she believes!"

Zeng Xiaoxian is also aware of his position in Hu Yifei's heart. Maybe he really won't believe himself. No, it's not "should", it's "definitely"!

"alright, you win!"

After talking about this, Zeng Xiaoxian was about to put down the kitchen knife in his hand, but before he could take a step, he was stopped by Qin Ying.

"Why, do you have anything else to do?"

"Teacher Zeng, I want to know that you have eaten a lot of food cooked by Sister Yifei, so is there nothing wrong with you?"

When Zeng Xiaoxian heard this question, his hand unconsciously touched his buttocks, as if he recalled something bad.