Love Apartment: My Happy Life

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two people who were showing off their affection without restraint with an expressionless face, and said coldly: "I say, you two, that's enough, please pay attention to the occasion, there are so many people here!"

Guan Gu and Lu Zhanbo next to them also looked at the two people with ugly expressions, just like the expression of an old man looking at his mobile phone in the subway.

Qin Ying looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and said with a smile: "Teacher Zeng, you can also turn your head and not look."

Bai Zhi also said: "Or Teacher Zeng, you can also find a partner. You are so old and still single."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt very uncomfortable when he heard Bai Zhi's words. Why did these words sound so familiar? It seemed like he had heard them somewhere before.

Then I remembered that every time I went home for the Chinese New Year, my mother would urge me like this, as would those aunts and uncles, and what Bai Zhi said was exactly the same.

Zeng Xiaoxian said in disbelief: "What did you say? Am I old?"

Bai Zhi smiled playfully and said, "Not old, not old, just a few crow's feet at the corners of the eyes."

Zeng Xiaoxian took out a mirror from somewhere, looked at himself carefully, and found that he really did have crow's feet.

Qin Ying patted Bai Zhi and said to Zeng Xiaoxian, "Teacher Zeng, don't mind it. Bai Zhi was just joking with you. It's just that she's almost 30. It's no big deal."

Qin Ying's words were like a sharp knife stabbing Zeng Xiaoxian's heart, and his expression became even uglier.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Qin Ying with resentment, "If you don't know how to comfort others, you don't have to force yourself!"

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's resentful look, Guan Gu and Lu Zhanbo beside him also laughed.

Maybe this is why it is said that people’s happiness is built on the suffering of others.

At this time, Guan Gu asked, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, I heard that you are going to be on TV. Is it true?"

Zeng Xiaoxian heard what he wanted to hear, and his expression brightened. He said proudly, "Of course it's true!"

"That's great, congratulations!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was very happy inside, but he still had to restrain himself on the surface.

This scene fell into Qin Ying's eyes, and he whispered to Bai Zhi: "Look at the corner of Teacher Zeng's mouth!"

Bai Zhi took a look and noticed that Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth was slightly raised. She asked, "What's wrong?"

"I feel like Mr. Zeng's mouth corners are harder to suppress than AK now!"

Bai Zhi took another look and found that it was true!

Zeng Xiaoxian muttered to himself with some emotion, "Thank you, I'm so excited! I'm just waiting for the spotlights to light up, and then I'll make my grand entrance!"

Guan Gu also asked enthusiastically, "So how are you going to make your grand entrance?"

When Qin Ying heard this, he looked at Guan Gu and felt that Guan Gu was so supportive that he was very suitable to learn crosstalk and become a supporting role.

Zeng Xiaoxian also asked: "I've thought about it, do you want to see it?"

Before everyone agreed, Zeng Xiaoxian ran directly into his room and closed the door.

Bai Zhi looked at Qin Ying and asked, "Did we say we wanted to watch it?"

Qin Ying shook his head and said hesitantly: "Probably... not..."

Then they saw Zeng Xiaoxian open the door, waving his arms up and down, and jumping out.

After coming out, he turned his arms around and put them next to his ears, as if listening to something.

Qin Ying felt that he was probably listening to the audience's awkward breathing.

After completing this set of movements, Zeng Xiaoxian asked with a smug look on his face, "How was it?"

Everyone was still stunned by Zeng Xiaoxian's smooth entrance and couldn't recover for a moment.

It was Guan Gu who first praised him, "Not bad, like a monkey that escaped from an acrobatic troupe."

But Zeng Xiaoxian was unhappy when he heard this. He had worked so hard to come up with an entrance move, but it turned out to be like a monkey in an acrobatic troupe. This was too disrespectful to him.

Bai Zhi kindly reminded her at this time: "Teacher Zeng, remember to change your clothes when the time comes. Your belly was exposed just now."

Zeng Xiaoxian awkwardly tugged down his clothes and said, "I need everyone on and off the stage to cooperate with me in this move. If you don't all start to boo me, I'll look like an idiot!"

At this time, Lu Ziqiao came in from outside, shaking his hands and saying "oh oh oh".

Noticing this, Qin Ying couldn't help but ask, "Have we disturbed the monkey's nest today? Why are they all like this?"

"Maybe~"

"By the way, do you think we should call the zoo? Let them know there's a monkey loose."

"Let's not do that. I feel like their attacks are just intermittent and will be gone in a while."

After Lu Ziqiao paused, he pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian and asked, "Are you ready to go on TV? Our superstar!"

Zhan Bo looked at Lu Ziqiao and asked, "Ziqiao, how did you know that Teacher Zeng was going to be on TV?"

Lu Ziqiao shook his clothes and said proudly, "How could I not know? Teacher Zeng has already changed his username on MSN, QQ, and the iPartment online dating site to 'I Want to Be on TV'!"

Guan Gu also took out his phone and said, "He also sent text messages, and I received three of them!"

Qin Ying also took out his phone at this time, took a look and said, "Oh, I received it too, five!"

"I received two too!"

"And me, and me, I have three too!"

Qin Ying looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and teased, "Teacher Zeng, do you have enough money on your phone?"

Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly: "Of course it's enough, I just paid 100 yuan for the phone bill yesterday!"

Zeng Xiaoxian had just finished saying this when he heard his cell phone ring. He took it out of his pocket and looked at it. He was immediately surprised and said, "How could this happen!"

Zhanbo asked curiously, "Teacher Zeng, what happened?"

Qin Ying gloated and said, "Is it because you are not allowed to go to your show?"

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes at Qin Ying and said, "Can't you just wait a little longer for me? My phone bill is overdue!"

Bai Zhi asked in surprise, "Teacher Zeng, how many text messages did you send? I just paid yesterday, and you're already in arrears."

Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a moment and said, "I don't know either. I just sent it to all my contacts, ranging from two to ten messages per person."

Hearing this, several people gave Zeng Xiaoxian a thumbs up and praised him, "Teacher Zeng, you are worthy of your name!"

Qin Ying was still quite curious about who Zeng Xiaoxian sent the ten text messages to. Qin Ying guessed that if nothing unexpected happened, it should be Hu Yifei.

But then I thought about it, it didn't make sense. Hu Yifei said yesterday that she would go with us, so why was there any need to post it?