After the boss kicked out the scumbag educated youth, he remarried the cold-faced evil spirit
Chapter 89 Help, the snake wants to eat me
Maybe the taste won't be so embarrassing and repulsive when I make medicine next time.
Let me ask you, who in their right mind would want to take medicine that tastes like shit?
Ahem! I've strayed off topic...
Lin Liufu confirmed again and again that there was indeed no danger in the tomb before he took the big snake to pick up Shen Kaichi and the others.
"solved?"
"If I take action, can I still let things fall to the ground?"
Looking at Lin Liufu's proud face, his eyes sparkled particularly brightly under the candlelight, making his heart itch.
No wonder the ancients said that the more you look at a beautiful woman under the lamp, the more enchanting she becomes.
It is indeed a bit breathtakingly beautiful.
Bai Dianfeng pushed the stunned Shen Kaichi aside with his butt and tried to get closer to Lin Liufu, but when he saw the huge snake head turning towards him, he shrank back behind Shen Kaichi and chuckled, "Comrade Lin is amazing, you're truly a heroine, a modern-day female overlord. Meeting you is my karma from my past life..."
Lin Liufu waved his hands hurriedly: "Don't flatter me, just talk about what you have to say."
It is better to be practical than to flatter. If she wants to hear sweet words, she will give Lin Mancang a piece of candy and he will praise her all day long without repeating himself.
"Hey, you can see this tomb has been severely damaged. If we don't take measures, the contents inside may not be saved. Nowadays, the country's antiques have been looted and destroyed, and there are only a few left. I want to do my part to preserve these things."
Lin Liufu looked around and said, "This tomb is much more dangerous than you think. The soul-eating insects that rushed out of the sarcophagus and the two-headed snake on the other side of the abyss are just appetizers. The deeper we explore, the more unknown creatures we will encounter. How many lives do you think you have left?"
Like the abyss I jumped into today to observe, there were blood-thirsty vines clinging to the stone walls. Fortunately, you didn't wake them up, otherwise, they would have turned into a mummy by now."
"Comrade Lin, that's not right. How can we be afraid of danger when we serve the people? Besides, isn't Comrade Lin here? I believe that even if we encounter danger, you will risk your life to protect us."
Lin Liufu glanced at the man who was speaking. This man was not young at all, but why did what he said make people want to slap him so much?
"Since you are not afraid of danger, why do you still need Comrade Lin's protection? Are you a jerk? If you don't have any guts, just say you don't have any guts. Stop using moral blackmail here. Is she your father or your mother? She owes you something. What is worthy of her protection? If there is no mirror at home, you can always pee, right? Take a piss and look in the mirror first. You don't have the ability to enlarge your pussy, but you have so many demands. If I hadn't been lucky today, I would have been killed by you, a bastard.
From now on, my team doesn't need you!"
Bai Dianfeng finished speaking and then glanced at the others coldly and continued, "If you have the same idea as him, get out of here as soon as possible. I don't need cowards here."
Lin Liufu looked at Baidianfeng who was chattering non-stop and madly attacking, wow, as a man, he was really good at scolding.
Noticing Lin Liufu's surprised look, Bai Dianfeng coughed lightly and said, "Comrade Lin, I'm usually very gentle and never scold people. This time I just couldn't stand what he said."
Shen Kaichi looked at Bai Dianfeng, his brows furrowed slightly, and said, "Uncle Bai, half a year ago, you were chasing Da Hammer all over the street with a rolling pin. Your shoes even fell off. Tsk tsk, how could a gentle person do such a thing? Liufu, you can listen to what Uncle Bai says, but don't take it seriously. After all, he's that old and has eaten more salt than you have eaten rice. It would be easy for him to lie to you. For safety's sake, stay away from him in the future."
As he spoke, he pulled Lin Liufu back, his eyes full of disgust.
Lin Liufu: ? ? [Face full of question marks]
Now Baidianfeng can no longer do this.
Pointing at his nose, he shouted, "What do you mean I'm old? I'm twenty-one this year, only a few months older than you. You say I'm old, but we're both the same, so don't laugh at each other. Girl, you better be careful with him. This kid is as mean as a black sesame dumpling. In the past, when Li Dachui and he made mistakes together, it was always my Dachui who got beaten and punished, while he was praised by the elders for being sensible. Ugh! Be careful with him and he'll be eaten to pieces."
As he was talking, he walked forward and accidentally stepped into a pit: Ouch, shit.
"You're so stupid."
Shen Kaichi let go of Lin Liufu and hurried forward, grabbing his arm and lifting him up.
"Can I leave?"
"I can't, ahhhh, Chichi, my leg seems to be broken."
As she spoke, she looked at Lin Liufu with tears in her eyes.
Lin Liufu: ...
This guy seemed to have some mental problems. He was so eager to roll up his sleeves and fight with Shen Kaichi just now, but the next second he turned into a crying monster.
"I don't want to delay everyone, why don't you just leave me here to fend for myself? You hate me anyway, so I won't be a bother to you anymore."
Is this a green tea bitch?
Lin Liufu rolled his eyes, patted the big snake, and said, "Coil him up and drag him away. Don't waste time."
They stayed in the tomb for so long that it would probably be afternoon when they came out, and they still had to go to the No Return Mountain tomorrow.
The giant snake stretched out its tail with disdain, then rolled up the white dot and threw it at him...
"Wow, this is my first time riding a snake. It's so cold..."
Shen Kaichi rolled his eyes at him and followed the snake out.
At this time, outside the tomb, Lin's father and others were waiting there anxiously.
"It's been so long and he still hasn't come out. Could something have happened?"
"Don't talk nonsense. My daughter is blessed with a long life."
Having said that, Father Lin still decided to go down and take a look.
"You stay here, I'll go take a look."
As he spoke, he held the earth treasure tightly and walked towards the cave, but he met Lin Liufu and others halfway.
"Dad, didn't I tell you to stay up there? It's so dangerous down there. Did you encounter anything when you came here?"
Lin Liufu jumped off the snake and circled around his father.
In a place like an ancient tomb, you can encounter danger at any time.
Now that Father Lin came down alone, it was understandable that she was worried.
"We didn't encounter anything. Now that we've rescued the people, let's go back quickly. Your uncles are waiting outside the cave."
……
A group of people appeared at the cave entrance. Looking at the azure sky, Baidian Feng Changhu jumped off the snake in one breath, stretched himself, and sighed: "Ah! I finally made it out alive."
Lin Liufu glanced at his feet.
"Isn't your leg broken? You didn't look injured at all when you jumped off the snake just now."
Upon hearing this, the snake turned its head, looked at him coldly with its vertical pupils, then opened its huge mouth and bit him...
Bastard, this ugly thing actually lied to the two-legged beast in order to sit on him. If it didn’t lie, why would I carry him on my back?
The bastard didn't even stay still when sitting on it. He farted so many times along the way that his snake scales almost flew off. He suspected that if he sat on it for a while longer, he would poop on it.
Looking at the huge snake biting towards him fiercely, Bai Dianfeng shouted, "Help! The snake is trying to eat me!"
After saying this, he pinched his fingers together and ran down the mountain...
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