After the boss kicked out the scumbag educated youth, he remarried the cold-faced evil spirit
Chapter 222 The little weasel is unhappy and likes to use his farts to hit people
If these spirits can't improve their cultivation, their lifespan is also limited. When their lifespan is about to end and they haven't improved their cultivation, no matter how many spiritual herbs they eat, they will eventually die.
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Lin Liufu rushed down the mountain with the little weasel. When they reached the foot of the mountain, it was already noon.
As soon as we got to the foot of the mountain, we saw Shen Kaichi leaning against the car and gently wiping his gun with cotton cloth.
Lin Liufu walked forward quickly, looking surprised, and asked, "Why are you here?"
"After those things were settled, I came to look for my sister. My sister has been gone for so many days. Did you find them?"
Lin Liufu nodded slightly. "They agreed to help guard the border of Southern Province, but only within their territory. So, I need to make a few simple devices to deceive those people. If those spies try to sneak into our country from this border, they will be trapped in them."
Similarly, if someone wants to escape abroad across the border, they will also be trapped in the maze as long as they get close to the range.
Back then, how many people resolutely climbed over the fence and ran to Myanmar because of a short video, and how many of them returned safely in the end?
Which one is not the heart, liver, spleen and lungs?
But what she is doing now will prevent many similar tragedies from happening in the future, and it will save so many families on the verge of breaking up.
Shen Kaichi looked excited. He held Lin Liufu's hand and gently stroked it with his rough fingertips.
"Liufu, you have done a great thing for the country. With their help, the soldiers on the border will save a lot of effort."
"They belong to our country. I spent a lot of money to reach an agreement with them. Don't say thank you. It's a waste of money."
Although she already has quite a few courtyard houses and small Western-style buildings.
But who complains about having too much house or money?
Don't say thank you, just give a huge sum of money.
"You, what you've done this time is a major undertaking that benefits both the country and the people. You will definitely get the benefits. Let's go back and negotiate with them."
Lin Liufu opened the car door and said, "Is everything settled?"
Shen Kaichi raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "What do you think?"
Miao Pu rolled her eyes at Shen Kaichi, thinking that this boy was being nagging, deliberately trying to arouse her sister's curiosity and then give her some advice.
Today she didn't live up to his expectations.
"Sister, you don't know, during the time you were away, I not only followed them to suppress the bandits, but also busted the spies' lair. We each made a lot of money."
"Wow, have all those bandits been dealt with?"
Miao Pu pulled Lin Liufu and said with a smile, "It's all solved. Comrade Shen looked weak, but I didn't expect him to be so powerful. He relied on the defensive talisman my sister gave him to kill everyone. He took most of the spoils and earned a lot of rewards, while I only earned a mere 200 yuan."
Speaking of this, Miaopu wanted to spit at that kid Shen Kaichi.
Originally, she wanted to save money to buy clothes, jewelry, and all kinds of things a girl should have for her sister, so that she could dress up beautifully.
Such a good sister deserves the best.
As a result, all the money-making jobs were snatched away by this bastard.
Looking at the angry Miao Pu, Lin Liufu pinched her fair face and said, "Now that Child Island and the bandits have been dealt with, are we going back to Southern Province tomorrow?"
"Well, things here are almost settled, it's time to go back."
The car sped along. The little yellow fox, unwilling to stay in the bamboo basket, cautiously poked its head out, and saw a snake crawling on the body of the man sitting next to his owner.
"squeak!"
The little weasel cried out and quickly hid in the basket. The black snake turned its head to look at it, then turned to look out the window again.
The little cub is not of the same species as it. There is no point in seducing it because it has no interest in small ones.
"Sister Lin, there's a mouse in your backpack. Hurry up, throw it out..."
Li Dachui looked at the backpack around her waist and shouted loudly.
Just as Lin Liufu was about to open his mouth to explain, the little yellow fox jumped out of the backpack in anger, landed on Li Dachui's shoulder, and raised its tail...
Seeing this, Lin Liufu took out a formation plate as quickly as possible.
The moment the array plate was taken out, a yellow smoke came out from under the little yellow-skinned creature's butt.
Li Dachui's face suddenly turned yellow.
"Ah... It's the yellow fox, Sister Lin, help!"
He was retching and screaming.
"squeak"
How can you call her Huangpizi? You should call her Huangxiangu, you idiot.
In order to go out with the monks, I worked so hard to pretend to be a lady, but your words forced me to reveal my true nature. Today, I will make a big fool of myself in you.
Seeing the little yellow fox constantly scratching at Li Dachui's head, as if it was looking for a suitable spot, Lin Liufu quickly reached out and grabbed it...
He warned, "He just made a mistake. Why are you reacting so strongly? If you do this to one of our own again, I'll send you back."
Her pets can be naughty and play pranks, but they cannot play pranks on their own people.
If it was Lin Qingqing or Zhou Weiguo sitting in front of her today, she would only clap and cheer even if they pulled her on the face, let alone her head.
"Squeak..."
The little weasel was so angry that it stuck its butt in the backpack, with its round butt stuck outside. Lin Liufu was both angry and amused. She reached out and poked its fat butt. The little guy turned around, looked at her angrily, and then sank its whole body into the bamboo basket.
Several people opened the window. Li Dachui retched and said, "Sister Lin, why don't you raise something else? Raising this... its farts are even more fishy and smelly than the antidote you made."
Upon hearing this, Shen Kaichi couldn't help but move away from him while driving, for fear of being affected.
This kid knows how to offend people.
"You think my antidote smells bad? It seems you don't need me to help you get rid of the bad smell. As far as I know, the smell of a weasel's fart can last for several months... Tsk tsk... Just let it stink like this."
When Li Dachui heard this, his expression froze.
His body was almost twisted into a knot, and he said to her with half of his yellowed face, "Sister Lin, I might have been possessed by something dirty just now. Those words were definitely not mine. Sister Lin, please don't bear grudges. A prime minister can hold a boat in his stomach. Please be generous..."
Lin Liufu looked at Shen Kaichi who was driving in front and said, "Just look at his smell. If the invaders come, we don't need cannons. We can just throw out the sledgehammer and it will definitely smoke them out without any chance of fighting back."
They drove back to the armed forces department in the town, and as soon as they got out of the car, they saw Bale standing at the door. Seeing them come back, he smiled and strode towards them. However, he stopped abruptly three meters away, and his face became ugly.
"Did you drive your car into a dry toilet? My aunt, my grandmother, my cotton pants, my jacket! This car was loaned to us by the army... Now it's soaked in shit, they're definitely going to ask us for compensation. Oh, I have two thousand in private money, if you guys can't help, please chip in."
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