The Reborn Girl Wants to Kill Me

Ji Yanli closed the door, shutting out Wang He's screams like a pig being slaughtered. He scratched his ears and smiled innocently at the neighbor who came out to check after hearing the noise.

"Master Ji, what happened?"

"Your Aunt Ma is disciplining the child. Alas, I can't intervene. The more I talk, the more mistakes I make. I'll be out soon."

The neighbor understood immediately, "Don't worry about what happened to Mr. Ji. They are mother and son, but they don't bear grudges no matter how much they teach them. So where are you going at this time of night?"

"I'll just be strolling around the neighborhood and will be back soon."

Ji Yanli said he was just taking a stroll, but when he returned, almost everyone in the community knew that Ma Fenlan's son Wang He was not doing his job and was just relying on his parents all day long.

"I just said a few words to the kid, and he swung his fist at my face."

He tilted his head and pointed at the location of the age spots on his face: "I guess they've turned blue, right?"

The residents of the neighborhood came over and looked at him in the dim light for a long time. They couldn't figure out whether he was blue or not. They just sighed, "Ma Fenlan's son is such a piece of shit."

Ji Yanli did a lot of promotion. If it wasn't too late and the old guys went to bed early, he would have visited several nearby residential areas.

When they went back, the crying had stopped. Wang He had fallen asleep in the second bedroom, and Ma Fenlan was also asleep. The whole house was dark, and the curtains were all drawn. The mother and son tried to express their dissatisfaction to Ji Yanli in this way.

Ji Yanli walked slowly to the speaker, turned up the volume to the maximum, placed it between the master bedroom and the second bedroom, covered his ears and turned on the switch.

"Boom!"

Wang He suddenly heard the sound of thunder in his dream. He was so scared that he fell under the bed. Only then did he hear that the deafening sound came from the living room.

He opened the door in a rage and was slapped in the face.

"Asshole! Don't you even know what time it is? The neighbors are all asleep and you're still playing so loudly. Stay here if you want or get out!"

Ji Yanli put one hand on his waist and pointed at him with the other hand and cursed. Ma Fenlan in the master bedroom could no longer bear it, "Ji Yanli! You old thing, how dare you do this to my son!"

She also picked up the broom and wanted to hit Ji Yanli, but Ji Yanli's old arms and legs moved quickly, and he ran to the door, opened it, and started crying.

The neighbor who came over because his house was too noisy: "..."

"I know I was wrong. I just felt that playing so loudly at such a late hour would disturb the neighbors' sleep. I won't do that again. Please don't chase me away!"

When the neighbor peeked inside, he saw Wang He with a dark face, looking like he was ready to eat someone at any time, and Ma Fenlan was holding a broom, and it was obvious who he wanted to hit.

Old man Ji is so pitiful.

The neighbors couldn't stand it anymore. There was a bespectacled office worker upstairs who hadn't gone to bed yet. This building was mostly young people, and it was still far from bedtime for them. But Wang He was making noise at night and disturbing others, and he even bullied the elderly, which made people have to say something.

"Our community was selected as an excellent community by the city, and the neighbors are all very nice. Although you are an outsider, I hope you can follow the community rules. If the property management comes to visit you tomorrow for disturbing the neighbors late at night, don't push Uncle Ji out."

Wang He growled, "I didn't put that there!"

Neighbor: "Who else could it be if not you? You're not going to say it was Uncle Ji who put it there, are you?"

"He was the one who put it there."

After Wang He finished speaking, his neighbor looked at him with a look that said, "You dare not do it, but you are a coward." He felt like he was about to explode.

"Old man! Tell me, were you the one who made that noise just now?"

Ji Yanli nodded: "I put it there."

"Uncle Ji!" The neighbor was so disappointed: "How could you let others bully you like this? Even if they are not your own children, you still have to educate them when it is time, otherwise when you are old..."

If your children are unfilial when you are old, you will be the one who suffers.

Ji Yanli understood his neighbor's good intentions and nodded. "I see. Xiao Ji, go back and get some rest. I'm sorry to disturb you. By the way, the other day you said you wanted to find someone who's good at computers to help you with your computer. I happen to know someone. Give him a name and I'll ask him to fix it for you."

"Really?"

This is really a pleasant surprise. His computer has been repaired several times and it always couldn't be fixed. He was planning to buy a new one.

"Really? Bring it here and I promise to fix it for you."

Xiao Li went back happily, and Ji Yanli's smile didn't fade until he closed the door.

Wang He couldn't stand it any longer. He felt that if he stayed any longer, he would have to kill this old man. In order to save enough money to buy a wedding house, he could only endure it for the time being.

"I'm going back. Don't call me over if you don't have anything to do next time. It's annoying!"

Ma Fenlan wiped her tears and said, "Mom will go with you. We are strangers anyway, so don't bother others here."

While wiping her tears, she glanced at Ji Yanli out of the corner of her eye, wanting to see his reaction.

How could Ji Yanli react? He was already sleepy after a day of making trouble. He yawned and urged, "If you want to leave, leave quickly. I still need to sleep. You said Wang He is so filial. I think he is just an asshole. I can't afford to have such a son. Don't come here if you don't have anything to do in the future."

Ma Fenlan: "Old Ji, what's wrong with the child? Haven't you been the one causing trouble? I think you just have a grudge against my mother and me and are deliberately making trouble for us!"

Ji Yanli: "You said he was right. Okay, let me ask you, which foot did he step in with first this afternoon?"

Ma Finn: “…”

"Don't you know? Let me tell you, left foot! The rule of my Ji family is to step right foot first when entering the door. I think he just looks down on this family! What an unruly guy!"

"Also, when you peeled an apple for him, which hand did he use to receive it? His left hand! In our family, we accept things with our right hand. He refuses to change his bad habits. Shouldn't I spank him?"

Wang He: “…”

Wang He couldn't bear it anymore. Damn it, if he continued to endure it, he would become a Ninja Turtle!

The fist came coming with a whistling sound. Ji Yanli grinned, and kicked Wang He's vitals with his calf again.

"Ah! You damn old man, I'm going to beat you to death!"

Wang He's face turned red with pain. He covered his balls with one hand and tried to hit someone with the other. Ji Yanli tilted his head, and the slippers thrown by Ma Fenlan behind him hit Wang He on the head.

Ji Yanli chuckled.

"Finland, even though you told me you didn't want a son like Wang He, you made it too obvious. Look, Wang He was completely stunned by you."

When Ma Fenlan and her son left, they left in tears. They couldn't fight or scold them, and both of them felt extremely aggrieved. Fortunately, it was late, and no one else saw their snotty faces.

Just as they returned to the dilapidated house, Wang He suddenly jumped up and hit Ma Fenlan several times.

"If you hadn't insisted on looking for that old man, how could I have been bullied by him like this? Are you really my mother? Wait until my dad comes out, I'm going to let him teach you a lesson."

After showing off his power, he arched his body with a hiss, and the pain below made his face pale.

"Holy crap, I'm not going to get kicked out of here, am I?"

It hurt so much.

Ma Fenlan didn't care about the bruises on his back and quickly helped him lie down. "Rest fast, rest fast. You'll feel better after a good sleep."

Wang He snorted and was helped to lie on the bed. Before going to sleep, he still did not forget to make a harsh statement:

"When I get better, I'm going to beat that Ji bastard to a pulp!"

Ji Yanli lay down on the bed happily. After a tiring day, she could finally sleep.

When he woke up the next day, he shaved, changed into clean clothes and went out.

The old men and women in the community were sitting together chatting about the Ji family. When they saw him come out, they quickly called him, wanting to hear the hot gossip.

Ji Yanli walked over and looked at the eyes that were looking at him eagerly. He lived up to everyone's expectations and recounted what happened yesterday with some exaggeration.

The old man and the old woman exclaimed, then frowned and scolded Wang He.

After Ji Yanli finished his performance, he looked at the watch on his wrist.

"It's getting late. I need to go check on Wang He. He was mad at me last night and left overnight, taking Finland with him. I'm going to buy them some breakfast."