Exile: Empty half of the capital and blow up the enemy's palace

"Master, how much do you charge?" Ask clearly first. If the asking price is too high, he must be trying to cheat the Taoist priest. You don't need to use a broom to chase him away.

"Donor, you and I are destined to be together, so I won't take a penny."

This is a real Taoist priest. When the shopkeeper heard that the Taoist priest in front of him would not take a penny, he immediately asked anxiously: "Master Taoist, what should I do?"

It’s better to believe it than not. Anyway, this Taoist priest doesn’t charge any money.

Yun Qingqing cleared her throat and said, "Take your money and all your employees and leave the inn before midnight tonight."

The shopkeeper looked confused, "Why? Is there something big happening tonight?"

With so many officials staying at his shop, no one should bother him, right?

Yun Qingqing glared at him and said, "Don't ask any more questions. Just do as I say. Otherwise, when disaster strikes, it will be too late to regret."

After saying that, Yun Qingqing turned around and was about to leave. At this moment, she saw two officers leading a fifty-year-old Taoist priest who was wearing a yellow Taoist robe, a Chunyang scarf on his head, a dark yellow blessing bag slung over his shoulder, and a peach wood sword in his hand. The Taoist priest had a vigorous face and looked very energetic.

Yun Qingqing raised her eyebrows.

Hey!

Met colleagues.

Careless.

The equipment used to show off is not as complete as the other party.

It's time to take out the peach wood sword, Qiankun mirror, and whisk to show off.

Qian Banxian, who was invited by two officials to collect the dead pig spirit, saw Yun Qingqing and his face darkened. He wondered how this stinky Taoist priest could come to his territory to cheat and steal his business.

The shopkeeper saw Qian Banxian coming and ran over as if he had found a lifeline. "Qian Banxian, please help me check if there is any black spot on my forehead or a sign of blood disaster."

Qian Banxian glanced at the shopkeeper, then glanced at Yun Qingqing, then stared at the shopkeeper's forehead carefully.

The shopkeeper looked at Qian Banxian nervously, not daring to make a sound, for fear that he would also say that his forehead was black and that he was in danger of bloodshed.

Qian Banxian pretended to look at it for a while, then said, "Your forehead is not black, and there is no blood disaster."

The shopkeeper heaved a sigh of relief when he heard this, then looked at Yun Qingqing in confusion, "Master, why do you say that my forehead is black and I'm going to have a bloody disaster?

Yun Qingqing stroked his fake beard and said slowly, "The Taoist priest in yellow robes is not experienced enough and made a mistake."

Qian Banxian was immediately furious. "Where did this wild Taoist priest come from? How dare you question my ability? I am well-known far and wide as Qian Banxian, a Taoist with great power."

Without waiting for Yun Qingqing to speak, he asked her, "Wild Taoist, where are you from?"

I am familiar with this problem.

Yun Qingqing suddenly became dramatic, "Half-Immortal, to be honest, I'm from the Tang Dynasty in the East."

Qian Banxian: “???”

Where is the Eastern Tang Dynasty?

Qian Banxian was about to say something when the two officers who had been listening to their quarrel said impatiently, "Alright, stop arguing. No matter if you are half-immortals or wild Taoist priests, since you are here, go in and see our captain and help us catch that dead pig demon."

Yun Qingqing: ...Why do you insist on saying that she is a dead pig spirit?

The shop owner was a little confused about what "dead pig spirit" was.

He asked doubtfully, "What is a dead pig spirit?"

Yun Qingqing enthusiastically explained to him, "It's a dead pig that challenged science and became a spirit after death."

The shopkeeper was confused: "I don't understand."

"Let me give you an example. Imagine your dead grandfather suddenly jumps out of his coffin and comes back to chat with you. Now you understand, right?"