Exile: Empty half of the capital and blow up the enemy's palace

"Madame Liu, don't just focus on eating. Why don't you tell us what the snail noodles taste like?" Aunt Song couldn't help but ask when she saw that Madame Liu was just focused on eating and didn't tell them how the snail noodles tasted.

When Madam Liu heard what Aunt Song said, she quickly swallowed the snail noodles in her mouth. A satisfied smile spread across her face. She turned to look at everyone, her eyes sparkling with surprise. "This snail noodle is truly amazing. When you first smell it, the taste is truly indescribable, but once you put it in your mouth, the taste is simply indescribable."

Hearing Madam Liu's comments, Madam Yuan couldn't help but feel curious and said to Yun Qingqing, "A Bao, give me a bowl of snail noodles too."

Yun Qingqing agreed with a smile and served a small bowl of snail noodles to the elder lady.

The elder lady tasted the snail noodle and her eyes lit up. "Oh, this snail noodle is really good. I didn't expect that this stinky thing smells so bad, but tastes so good."

Seeing that the elder lady also said it was delicious, the others were also tempted and wanted to try the snail noodles.

"If you want to try snail rice noodle, just tell me and I'll serve it to you."

Aunt Ye really wanted to know what the snail noodles tasted like, so she walked over to Yun Qingqing and said, "Miss Jiu, I want to try this snail noodle."

Wei Dong and Gu Feng looked at each other, swallowed their saliva and said, "How about... let's try it too?"

As they spoke, the two of them walked towards the pot of snail noodles.

Yun Qingqing smiled and served a small bowl of snail noodles to the people who were eating them. At first, everyone tried the snail noodles with a fearless expression on their faces, but after eating them, everyone was amazed, praised them repeatedly, and excitedly shared their experience of eating snail noodles.

"Oh my god, this stinky stuff tastes so good."

"Yeah, yeah, I didn't expect this thing to smell bad but taste so good."

“I feel like I could eat this every day and never get tired of it.”

"Miss Nine is such a beautiful and kind-hearted fairy, she actually gave us this delicious food."

Everyone who tried the snail noodles was conquered by the taste and praised it highly. After eating a small bowl, they were still reluctant to leave. Yun Qingqing then took out more than a dozen packets of snail noodles from the space and taught them how to cook them.

After more than a dozen packets of snail noodles were cooked, the strong stench made the third-class official Tian outside the dilapidated temple miserable.

"It stinks so much, it smells even worse than a toilet. What are the people from the Duke of Protectorate's Mansion doing in there?" said an officer, covering his nose.

"Does it feel like the people in the Duke of Protectorate's Mansion are cooking shit in there?" an officer who was also covering his nose asked.

Tian San covered his nose tightly, and also felt that the people in the Duke of Protectorate's Mansion were cooking shit inside. His expression became very interesting: I never thought that these people in the Duke of Protectorate's Mansion looked like human beings, but actually liked to eat shit.

"Cook shit? Isn't there food in the Protectorate Mansion? How can I cook shit?"

"I'm not cooking shit. This stuff stinks worse than shit. The smell is enough to suffocate you."

"Yeah, I've lived for so many years and I've never smelled such a pungent smell. It almost made me pass out."

"If they're not cooking shit, then what are they cooking?"

"How should I know? You can go and take a look. The smell is worse than my pigpen. I really want to know what they are cooking in there."

Tian San also wanted to know what the people in the Duke of Huguo's Mansion were cooking, so he said to the officers who were nearby, "Can you guys go and secretly take a look at what those people in the Duke of Huguo's Mansion are cooking?"

Upon hearing this, several officers made bitter faces, covered their noses tightly, and stood up to investigate the situation.

……

After the second pot of snail noodles was cooked, Yun Qingqing asked Aunt Ye to share it with everyone.

Those who were given the snail noodles ate them with gusto and looked very satisfied.

The officers who came to inquire about the situation heard the noise inside and their expressions became very subtle: These people in the Duke of Protectorate's Mansion really have heavy tastes. They stepped on the big rocks and tried to look inside through the window.

Before I could see what the people inside were eating, I felt a gust of wind mixed with a strong smell of feces blowing towards me.

Bang! They fell heavily to the ground, groaning in pain.

Hearing the noise outside, Wei Dong and Gu Feng hurriedly wolfed down the last mouthful of snail noodles, then stood up and walked out of the dilapidated temple. They couldn't let these officials see what they were doing inside.

Wei Dong and Gu Feng came to the outside of the dilapidated temple and looked at the official who fell to the ground with a stern face.

Wei Dong scolded coldly: "What are you doing?"

The officers stood up from the ground, pinching their noses and saying with pained expressions, "What kind of stinky stuff are you cooking in the Protectorate Mansion? The smell is enough to drive people away."

Gu Feng heard this and smiled playfully, trying to scare them. "Don't ask about our affairs at the Duke of Huguo's Mansion, or I'll make you eat this stinky thing."

After saying that, he muttered to himself: Snail noodles may smell bad but they taste delicious, but you ignorant guys will never know.

The officers were so frightened when they heard this that their faces turned pale. They thought that feeding them such a stinking thing was simply trying to kill them, so they immediately fled, fearing that the officials would force them to eat that stinky thing.

Gu Feng couldn't help but burst into laughter when he saw the officers fleeing in panic.

Gu Feng said with a smile, "The smell of snail noodles is really lethal. It directly drove away these officials. Haha! If this snail noodles were used on the battlefield, it would definitely drive away the enemy as well."

Wei Dong was amused by Gu Feng's words, but he quickly stopped smiling and said seriously, "We must pay more attention to those officials in the future. We must not let them see anything they shouldn't see, so as to avoid causing trouble for Miss Nine in the future."

"Okay." Gu Feng nodded seriously.

……

Several officers returned to the corridor and told Tian San what had just happened, adding fuel to the fire.

After hearing this, Tian San angrily cursed, "Useless guys, you can't even do a small task? What's the point of keeping you!"

The officers were so scolded by him that they lowered their heads and dared not breathe.

They were also very angry. They couldn't beat those people in the Duke of Protectorate's Mansion, so they could only act like grandsons in front of them.

After venting his anger, Tian San calmed down and smelled the strong stench coming from the dilapidated temple. He quickly covered his nose with his hands, his expression very painful.