Quick wear: cannon fodder is a bit strong

Chapter 462 The "Frustrated" Young Marquis in a World of Female Dominance 16

He looked down at himself.

Why? Why? Logically speaking, they are all descendants of the Lu family. The Queen expressed her dissatisfaction!

I remember that I still have a lot of good things in my private storehouse. I don’t believe that I, a dignified emperor, can’t be defeated by a playboy.

Immediately ordered loudly:

"Come here, send those few pounds of tiger penis, deer antler, and epimedium in my private collection to the imperial kitchen and have them carefully consider them. I want to flip five, no, six, cards together tonight!"

"Here, Your Majesty!"

That night, Lu Li drank up a lot of water from the fairy pond and took out all the secret techniques in the world of immortal cultivation. Finally, he did not let anyone down.

This made the five husbands blush, tears well up in their eyes, and they begged for mercy repeatedly.

The next day, I couldn't even offer tea to the Duke.

The Duke's hands were shaking as he lit several incense sticks to his ancestors, asking them to bless Lu Li Luo and not to hurt him.

Ancestors: "..."

It feels like these old guys are more tired when they are dead than when they were alive.

It’s just a few bites of those bastards, there are so many things to do!

It must be said that Lu Li Luo's performance that night, spread through the spies in the palace, successfully aroused the strange desire to win in the capital, from the emperor to ordinary women.

Afterwards, Lu Liluo returned to his yard with shaking legs, collapsed on the bed and gasped for breath:

"Mao, Mao Tuanzi, is my performance okay?"

The Husky Wolf came out from under the bed with a howl and wiped the saliva from the corner of its mouth with its paw:

"Where are the big chicken legs?!"

"...and the Eight Treasures Meatballs and Crispy Roast Duck Soup. Host, please serve me another bowl. They're so delicious!"

Lu Liluo: “…”

Look at your little achievements. No wonder that little lover named 886 hasn't won over you for tens of thousands of years! All those pink happy chocolates she had were wasted!

"The roast duck soup is on the table, the chicken legs are in the kitchen, let's go eat!"

"Ow~"

The Husky wolf blew away like the wind.

Lu Li fell asleep in his room, lying flat on his back. At the Second Princess's residence, Wei Shimu secretly shed tears in his own courtyard.

The second princess had come to her yard last night.

As the red candles flickered, Wei Shimu used all his skills to arouse the Second Princess's arousal. She hugged him tenderly for a long time, and the two were on the verge of entering a climax.

But at this moment, the servant's cry was heard in the yard.

I could faintly hear two voices saying that Concubine Liu had a miscarriage for some reason and wanted the Second Princess to come forward and ask the imperial physician to take a look.

Wei Shimu was very angry - this Liu Cejun didn't get pregnant early or late.

But she had a miscarriage on his wedding night. Who would believe it if he told her that? But he couldn't stop the Second Princess from leaving.

I had to say hypocritically:

"Since my brother is not feeling well, my wife should go and see him as soon as possible. It would be bad if we delay his treatment!"

This was originally just a test.

Unexpectedly, after hearing this, the second princess stood up and put on her clothes without hesitation, and even praised him for being sensible.

And then he left...left!

After she left, the Second Princess never came back. He had been sitting on the big bed in the bridal chamber with his eyes open, and the Second Princess hadn't even sent anyone back to tell him.

It was not until dawn that a servant from the Second Princess's Mansion came to call him and asked him to serve tea to Zhengjun.

At that time, Wei Shimu arrived at Zhengjun's courtyard with two huge dark circles under his eyes and a haggard face. However, he saw that all the beautiful women in the courtyard were already waiting for him.

"Oh, I heard a long time ago that my wife has found a new lover outside. Now we are considered family brothers. Lord Wei, please take a seat!"

The person who was speaking smiled slightly, waving a gold-sprinkled folding fan in his hand, looking handsome and suave. He was none other than Wang Moqian, one of the Second Princess's concubines and also her father's cousin.

Although he is called a concubine, in fact, in the second princess's backyard, Wang Moqian's status is only slightly lower than that of the main prince.

Wei Shimu looked up and saw that all the seats below Zhengjun were occupied, with no one offering him a seat. There was only one empty seat at the very bottom.

Obviously, it was left for him - a typical show of force.

Wei Shimu hesitated for a moment, not sure how to respond. He didn't know whether to sit or not.

The chief official pretended to be surprised and said, "Why don't you sit down, Wei Cejun? But the chair in my room doesn't suit your taste."

Then he seemed to comfort him:

"Brother Mo Qian loves to joke around, so please don't take it to heart!"

This is an allusion to the fact that Wei Shimu is narrow-minded.

Hearing this, the man sitting on the other side of Zheng Jun sneered:

"Look at the dark eyes of Wei Cejun. Maybe he didn't sleep well last night? I was a little upset last night, so my wife took extra care of him. I guess Wei Cejun felt wronged."

Obviously, this was Liu Cejun who called the second princess away from his room last night.

Liu Cejun held his slightly protruding belly, stood up with difficulty, and squatted perfunctorily:

"In that case, I will apologize to you, Lord Wei. Lord Wei is a magnanimous man. For the sake of the unborn child, please do not bear grudge against me!"

Well, his squatting confirmed the label of Wei Shimu being narrow-minded. What could Wei Shimu do?

If he continued to stand there stupidly, the Second Princess would definitely think he was ungrateful. If he continued to nitpick about seating order, he would be labeled narrow-minded and would never be able to get rid of it in the future.

In the end, Wei Shimu sat down on the chair in humiliation, and all the men covered their hands and laughed.

Don't blame them for being mean.

Because the men present here either entered the palace by order of the emperor or on family errands, they all had no choice but to make a living. Only Wei Shimu had an affair with the second princess before marriage, and he himself had been engaged.

Naturally, others looked down on him and thought he was not a peaceful person, so they worked together to suppress him.

It was like this in my previous life.

Wei Shimu and the second princess had a romantic encounter, but when they came to pay their respects the next day, they were met with sarcasm and ridicule from all the men, and their seats were arranged at the very end.

But at that time, Wei Shimu was in great favor with her, so he was not afraid of any difficulties.

At that time Wei Shimu smiled and said:

"Before I entered the mansion, I heard my wife say that Zhengjun was a very strict steward. Now it seems that there is some discrepancy between her words." Then he pointed to the empty seat.

"For example, this chair, Zhengjun, please help me take a look, but the servant accidentally put it in the wrong place?"

Zheng Jun was furious at the time and was about to refute him when the Second Princess came in. She immediately embraced Wei Shimu in her arms, scolded Zheng Jun for being petty, and warned the men not to embarrass Wei Shimu in the future.

Although the consequence of this warning was that the men would retaliate even more.

But at least at that time, Wei Shimu was victorious and in high spirits.

But in this life, Wei Shimu could only swallow his anger. After the greetings, Wei Shimu felt exhausted. Returning to his own yard, he waved his hand and fiercely swept the two vases to the ground:

"Assholes, they are all a bunch of assholes!"

"Just because the Second Princess didn't stay in my courtyard last night, they treated me so badly..."