Quick wear: cannon fodder is a bit strong

After Sun Wanru finished her oath, she saw that the expressions of the people around her had changed, and her face suddenly became complacent.

Unfortunately, before she could be happy for a few seconds, she heard a loud noise in the distance, and someone pointed to the sky and exclaimed:

"Look, there's thunder and lightning, there's thunder and lightning!"

I saw a lightning bolt as thick as a bowl circling and whistling above everyone's heads, as if it had eyes and was looking for a suitable target.

After circling for a few breaths, it aimed accurately at the top of Sun Wanru's head and chopped down on her face.

Sun Wanru didn't even let out a scream. Her hair stood up like a hedgehog and her whole body was instantly charred.

Amid the crowd's screams and dodging, Sun Wanru still maintained the posture of swearing with her hands raised above her head, her pair of bloodshot eyes rolling around.

When he opened his mouth, a puff of black smoke came out of it:

"I, how can I be happy~"

"Auntie, Yaozu, come and take a look, I feel a little pain!"

Sun Qingqing, the eldest daughter of the first wife, was young and couldn't control her facial expressions well. Seeing Sun Wanru's funny look, she immediately burst out laughing.

The crisp laughter was like lighting Pandora's box.

You have to know that on the road of exile, many people take off their shoes today and don’t know whether they can put them on tomorrow.

People die every day for various reasons, and the atmosphere is really depressing.

This sudden joke was like a spring of infectious power, instantly filling the crowd with unbridled laughter.

Only the old aunt felt sorry for her daughter. She screamed, not caring whether there would be more lightning and thunder, but throwing herself on Sun Wanru without hesitation:

"Wan'er, you're crazy. You must have been struck by lightning... Let me take a look and see if there are any parts missing from your body."

Her old hands touched Sun Wanru's body up and down, left and right, and finally put her hand under her nose to check her breath.

Finally he breathed a sigh of relief.

She sat down on the ground and began to wipe away her tears. Fortunately, she was still breathing, her Wan'er was still alive.

After she had cried enough, the old aunt got up again and slapped Sun Wanru on the back and buttocks several times:

"It's all because of you, kid, who doesn't know how high the heavens are and swears recklessly."

"How many times have I told you that it's okay to just say nice things to deceive men? Anyway, neither of us wants to be good people."

"You're so good that you even want to deceive God."

"You dare to say anything nonsense. Now you've been struck by lightning, right? You deserve it!"

Sun Zhengzhi heard this: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Good guy.

It turns out that this is how the old concubine taught Sun Wanru behind the scenes. No wonder Sun Wanru acted so aggressively and recklessly.

Speaking of which, Sun Wanru is the biological mother of the protagonist of Small World, Sun Yaozu. The protagonist is still young and needs her protection.

So Sun Wanru still has a strong luck to protect her now.

Qu Xiaoxiao's thunder did not really affect Sun Wanru.

Most importantly, Qu Xiaoxiao hadn't used her full strength. The original owner had died so tragically, how could she have easily allowed the instigator to ascend to heaven?

She wanted Sun Wanru to die in pain, piece by piece, like the original owner.

Sun Wanru was slapped hard by the old concubine, and her stiff body gradually began to move.

The old concubine helped her knead up and down for a while, and finally pulled down the hand that Sun Wanru had just sworn to.

Sun Wanru moved her feet and found that although they were black, they were still there.

After surviving the disaster, he finally felt scared and burst into tears:

"Oh my goodness, there are more and more people talking nonsense in this world every day. Why do you punish me instead of others?"

"But Auntie, look, I'm actually fine. This proves that I'm not destined to die, and this thunder shouldn't have struck me..."

Before Sun Wanru could finish her proud words, she saw another huge thunder coming down from the sky, and it struck her head with a "bang".

With a "bang", Sun Wanru was knocked to the ground with her whole body spread out.

Then before anyone could react.

Lightning struck Sun Wanru's head seven times in a row.

Sun Wanru: “…”

Forget it, just lie down and get chopped.

To be honest, this posture is much better than standing and getting hit.

At this time, an official came riding up and cracked his whip to drive away the crowd of onlookers.

"Hurry up, hurry up, what are you doing stopping here? Are you trying to cause trouble? Be careful or I'll give you a good beating!"

Except for the Sun family, the exiles who gathered to watch the excitement dispersed and hurriedly chased after the large group in front.

The officer's name was Shi Duxiang. Seeing another woman lying on the ground, he stepped forward and used his whip to casually whip Sun Wanru's body.

"Is this man dead? If he's dead, just pull him to the side of the road and bury him. Do I need your instructions for such a small matter? What bad luck!"

Sun Wanru was still waiting.

After lying there for a long time, there were no more thunders, but a police officer came. Her eyes lit up, and an idea suddenly came to her mind, and she didn't care how embarrassed she was.

Holding Shi Duxiang with one hand and Sun Weiwei, who hadn't had time to walk away, with the other hand:

"Wei girl, don't leave yet~"

"Sir, sir, the little woman is still alive, she is not a corpse."

"Just now, I was walking in a bad position and was accidentally struck by lightning. Look, the little woman is fine, isn't she?"

As she spoke, thicker black smoke came out of her mouth.

The scene was super funny.

Shi Duxiang's brows were furrowed tightly. If he wasn't a professional, he would never laugh.

He also wanted to laugh, but it was harder to suppress the corners of his mouth than an AK.

The key point is that Sun Wanru is not aware of her image at this moment. She is still trying to flirt with Shi Duxiang:

"Look, my lord. Although our little girl Wei is a little young, she is so pretty. She is as delicate as a scallion. Would you mind serving you for a few days?"

Since Qu Xiaoxiao is disobedient, then bring Sun Weiwei along.

As for that girl Qu Xiaoxiao, at worst she can just devote some time to it later.

Shi Duxiang: “…”

Don’t miss out on good things that come to your door.

However, he looked Sun Weiwei up and down with disdain:

"You call this girl's figure a scallion?"

"Does her face look like that onion? Do you really think I'm thirsty and are fooling me like a fool?"

With a disdainful sneer, Shi Duxiang mocked Sun Wanru:

"Tell me, what benefit do you want from me by rushing to please me?"

Sun Wanru smiled apologetically and said:

"How dare you trouble me with this? It's just that my youngest son is sick, and Lord Changsheng happens to have a copy of Doctor Ye's miraculous remedy for typhoid fever..."