Lu Yuguan lay on the ground, frozen in place.

"Defecation?"

Before we could react, the seals all stuck out their rear ends and made "plop plop" sounds.

Immediately afterwards, crystal-clear ice beads rolled out and landed on the snow.

Lu Yuguan was taken aback: "The seal's poop is... spiritual excrement?"

Before he could even complain, he saw the ice droplet land and quickly melt into the ice layer, making the surrounding cold air even more intense.

"Is the extreme cold of the far north sustained by seal droppings?"

Lu Yuguan's lips twitched. "Isn't this a bit too environmentally friendly?"

Just then, the lead seal turned around, its eyes flashing like lightning, and shot straight towards the direction where Lu Yuguan was hiding:

"There are outsiders!"

All the seals turned their heads in unison, their eyes fierce.

Lu Yuguan: "Would you believe me if I said I was just a penguin passing by?"

seal:"……"

Lu Yuguan: "Chirp chirp."

【Host】

Do you think they're stupid?

The system is speechless.

The seal leader gave the order: "Grab him!"

Lu Yuguan took off running, shouting as he ran, "Aaaaaah! Damn it, don't penguins chirp?!"

Unexpectedly, he slipped and fell into the snowdrift with a "plop," leaving only his legs sticking out and kicking wildly.

The seals gathered around him, looking down at him.

"Human, why have you trespassed into our clan's forbidden territory?" the seal leader said coldly.

Lu Yuguan emerged from the snow, wiped his face, and said solemnly, "I've come to repair the spiritual veins!"

The seal leader snapped, "The spiritual vein was severed long ago! You're lying!"

Lu Yuguan was taken aback: "You know?"

"Humans are indeed cunning!" the seal leader said in a low voice. "The spiritual veins have been depleted for a thousand years; how could you possibly repair them?"

Lu Yuguan's heart skipped a beat.

"and many more!"

"I really came here to help!"

He tried to back away, but his feet sank into the deep snow.

Several strong seals blocked his escape route, pulling ropes out of their rear ends.

"..."

"Why don't you wash it first?"

Before Lu Yuguan could finish speaking, he was pinned to the ground by the seals, and Xuemo choked on her words.

He was tied up tightly, like an ice pop.

"Where are you taking me?"

The seal leader looked down at him, his tone leaving no room for argument.

"I've seen plenty of hunters like you. Hand you over to the Great Orca and teach him a lesson!"

Lu Yuguan was stunned.

Orca Great Sage?

Could it be a powerful beastman?

This name doesn't even sound reasonable.

Orca

Also known as the orca, it is a natural predator of penguins and seals...

"Who asked you?"

Lu Yuguan lay on the seals' heads in despair.

The group changed direction and moved deeper into the colder regions.

"Ugh……"

"It feels so familiar..."

【Host】

You seem to have a special connection with bondage.

"..."

"Thank you."

Lu Yuguan carried it into a huge ice cave.

In the center of the cave sat a half-orc with a whale's head and a human body, whose strength was at the Nascent Soul stage even with only slight perception.

Several fierce-looking sharks were lying nearby; they were at least Golden Core level ferocious beasts.

"Great Sage!"

The seal leader stepped forward and reported, "We have captured a human spying on us."

The Great Orca turned its massive head, its cold eyes scrutinizing Lu Yuguan from head to toe.

"Smooth skin and tender flesh..."

His deep voice echoed in the cave.

"Just right."

"I have not eaten today."

"Someone, strip him clean and make him into sashimi!"

The shark-man guard stepped forward, holding an ice blade.

"Wait...wait a minute, sashimi is too ordinary!"

In a moment of inspiration, Lu Yuguan shouted, "I know an even tastier way to cook it!"

The orca tilted its head slightly, seemingly showing some interest.

"Oh? Tell me."

"Iced boiled mutton!"

Lu Yuguan spoke very quickly.

"The lamb is tender and juicy, slow-cooked with ice to lock in the juices, and it melts in your mouth!"

"Ten times tastier than mine!"

He quickly added, "I have the ingredients and the pot, I can start cooking right now!"

The orca squinted and waved its fin, signaling the guards to stop.

"If you do something to my satisfaction, I will spare your life."

"If it doesn't work..."

He paused, revealing his gleaming white teeth, "I'll cook you with the mutton."

Lu Yuguan took a deep breath.

"Great Sage, can you untie me first? Otherwise, I won't be able to cook."

The orca snorted a chilling breath, then gave the seal leader a wink, who reluctantly snapped the rope.

Lu Yuguan stretched his wrists, took out a large copper pot from his system backpack, and then took out several slaughtered sheep and seasonings.

The orca stared at the copper pot.

"Cooking meat?"

"It's not like I've never eaten this before, so what's so strange about it?"

"Great Sage, my cooking method is different, just wait and eat!"

As Lu Yuguan spoke, he smashed several large chunks of ice into the pot.

【Host】

Are you sure the ice is clean?

The system asked quietly.

"Who cares?" Lu Yuguan said speechlessly. "It's not like I'm eating it, why should I be so picky?"

With swift and skillful movements, he sliced ​​the mutton into thin slices in just a few strokes.

Several sharks surrounded it, their saliva almost freezing.

Lu Yuguan laid the mutton on the ice: "Great Sage, please look, the clash of ice and fire brings out the best flavor of the meat!"

As he spoke, a small cluster of soul fire rose from his palm and stuck to the bottom of the pot.

zizi...

The ice melted quickly, the moisture coated the mutton, and the aroma of steam filled the air.

The orca sniffed.

"fragrant."

Lu Yuguan couldn't help but feel proud: "Great Sage, please wait a moment, it will be ready soon!"

The broth in the pot was bubbling and boiling, with slices of mutton rolling around in it, looking incredibly appetizing.

"seasoning……"

Lu Yuguan took out cumin, chili powder, salt, and even a small jar of sesame paste.

The orca, Da Sheng, couldn't help but point with its flipper:

"Can I eat it?"

"can!"

Lu Yuguan quickly ladled out a large bowl and handed it over.

The orca took it, not caring that it was hot, and poured it directly into its mouth to chew.

The cave was quiet.

All the seals watched with bated breath.

Lu Yuguan's heart was in his throat.

"..."

The orca chewed a few times, its huge eyes suddenly widened, and it let out a deep, muffled roar.

"Well!!"

The next second, the orca slammed its fist on the ice seat, the sound of which caused the ice shards on the top of the ice cave to fall.

"tasty!!"

"I have never tasted such tender mutton before!"

He finished the meat in the bowl in a few bites, and even drank the soup clean.

"Come again!"

Lu Yuguan breathed a sigh of relief and quickly served himself another bowl.

"Great Sage, eat as much as you want!"

The orca, Dasheng, ate with great relish, and even found Lu Yuguan more pleasing to the eye.

"You human, you've got some skills."

Lu Yuguan laughed and said, "It's just a trivial skill."

The sheep were quickly devoured, and even the sharks got a bowl, munching away happily.

The Great Sage Orca leaned back on the ice seat with satisfaction: "Not bad, I keep my word and will spare your life."

Lu Yuguan finally felt relieved, and tentatively asked:

"Thank you, Great Sage!"

"Then...can I go now?"

The orca, however, lazily swayed its fin.

"Walk?"

"Not urgent."

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