Traveling through the Immortal Realm: Starting from Becoming a Top-Level Furnace Cauldron

Lu Yuguan almost spit out a mouthful of tea.

What the hell?

What are the terms "first doctor" and "second doctor"...where did they come from?

Li Chonglin's men suddenly exerted force.

"fart!"

"Of course I'm a doctor!"

"I knew Yuguan first!"

He glared at Qi Wei fiercely, "You? You can only be ranked third at most!"

Zhao Zimo was unhappy and increased the force of his men.

"What nonsense."

"I first practiced dual cultivation with Yuguan."

"According to the rules, I am the doctor."

Lu Yuguan was pinched so hard that his teeth were bared. "Be gentle! Are you trying to murder me?"

Qi Wei leisurely poured another cup of tea.

"No and no."

"It was Yuguan who hugged me first last night...it's obvious that he loves me the most."

"I should be the doctor."

Lu Yuguan: “…”

No.

When did he hug?

"Shameless!" Li Chonglin's forehead veins bulged, "You're taking advantage of someone's misfortune!"

Zhao Zimo's face darkened: "If it weren't for saving Yuguan, how could I allow you to..."

"that is!"

Li Zhonglin continued, "In terms of precedence, I came first. In terms of feelings, Yuguan and I share life and death! In terms of... in terms of last night, I contributed the most!"

Qi Wei raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Why do I remember that someone was the first to beg for mercy?"

Li Zhonglin instantly exploded: "Bullshit! I was taking a strategic break!"

Zhao Zimo sneered: "Taking a strategic rest to the point of snoring?"

Li Zhonglin: "...Zhao Zimo, are you looking for a fight?"

Qi Wei added fuel to the fire: "It seems that Li Shengzi is old and his physical strength is not good enough."

Li Chonglin stood up suddenly: "Qi! Let's go out and fight!"

Zhao Zimo also stood up, his face gloomy. "If we were to say who won Yuguan's favor last night... I'm afraid none of you are worthy."

Lu Yuguan: “…”

His temples throbbed as he listened to the increasingly outrageous quarrel.

"enough!!!"

A roar.

The three of them shut up and looked at him.

Lu Yuguan's face darkened, and a green aura surged around him—

Swish!

Countless thorny brambles broke out of the ground and instantly wrapped around the three people, throwing them out of the door without saying a word!

boom!

The door slammed shut.

The world is quiet.

Lu Yuguan was so angry that his chest heaved: "Doctor, second husband, third husband... do you think I'm a pharmacist?!"

【Host】

[The pharmacy doesn't have your rapid stocking speed]

Lu Yuguan rolled his eyes.

"Shut up!"

He rubbed his still aching waist and gritted his teeth.

"These beasts..."

"Everyone, sleep outside tonight!"

Outside.

The three men were tied tightly with thorns and thrown into the yard, looking at each other in bewilderment.

Li Chonglin struggled twice, but the thorns wrapped around him even tighter.

"Ugh……"

Zhao Zimo sighed, "Why bother fighting for these empty names?"

Qi Wei remained calm and even adjusted himself to a more comfortable position.

"Anyway, I'm a doctor."

Li Chonglin: ...

Zhao Zimo: ...

Shangguan Qi, who was dozing off nearby, heard the three people arguing. He blearily opened his eyes and mumbled, "Is it done? What time is it now?"

"Meow meow meow!"

Little Sesame suddenly came over.

Zi Xiaoya just happened to enter the yard carrying a basket. Seeing the three people's embarrassed expressions, she sneered, "Oh, you're in such a good mood, are you out camping?"

Faced with Zi Xiaoya's question, the three of them chose to remain silent without exception.

Li Chonglin turned his face away.

Zhao Zimo looked down at the ground.

Qi Wei looked up at the sky.

Zi Xiaoya raised her eyebrows and a knowing smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She put the basket on the stone table in the yard.

"Tired after a long day?"

"Eat something first."

After saying that, he turned around and went into the house without caring about the three men who were tied up like dumplings.

Soon.

Lu Yuguan was half-pushed and half-invited by Zi Xiaoya.

There was still a slight blush on his face, and his eyes were dodging, refusing to look at the three burning gazes in the yard.

"Have a meal."

Lu Yuguan uttered two words stiffly and took the lead to sit down at the stone table.

Zi Xiaoya took out the food from the basket one by one - simple rice porridge, a few cakes, and a plate of pickles.

The atmosphere solidified.

No one picked up their chopsticks.

Only little Zhima jumped onto the table, sniffed the rice porridge curiously, and was picked up by Zi Xiaoya into her arms.

Shangguan Qi rubbed his eyes and came over. Just as he was about to reach out to take the pancake in a daze, Zi Xiaoya stepped hard on him under the table.

"Ouch!..."

Shangguan Qi cried out in pain, but swallowed it back after meeting Zi Xiaoya's warning look.

Zi Xiaoya secretly nudged Shangguan Qi and lowered her voice, "Go! Perform a show to lighten the atmosphere!"

"Oh."

Shangguan Qi agreed with a wronged look.

He coughed lightly, tried to look elegant, and took out a scroll from his sleeve.

"Ahem, everyone, such a good time..."

"Uh... a beautiful scene." He glanced at the three people still bound by thorns. "I am not very talented, but I would like to present you with a painting..."

"Family portrait!"

"puff--"

Lu Yuguan almost spit out a mouthful of rice porridge from his nose, choking his face and making it turn red, with tears streaming down his face.

"Yuguan!"

"Slower!"

"Drink water!"

The three people who had been silent just now moved instantly.

Li Chonglin's spiritual power shook his body, the thorns broke into pieces, and his big hand patted Lu Yuguan's back.

Zhao Zimo picked up the water cup and handed it to his mouth.

Qi Weize moved his fingers, and the mist blew across Lu Yuguan's throat, stopping his cough.

The three of them moved smoothly and coordinated with each other very well.

Lu Yuguan finally caught his breath, pushed away the water cup and hand in front of him, and glared at Shangguan Qi unhappily.

"Family photo?"

Shangguan Qi shrank back at his glare and whispered in defense, "Just... record this historic moment..."

Zi Xiaoya felt so sad when she saw Lu Yuguan being surrounded and protected.

She curled her lips, her voice neither too loud nor too soft, just loud enough for everyone to hear:

"Tsk, some people really don't know how to appreciate their blessings..."

"Three handsome guys are waiting on me, what a treat..."

"Isn't it the only one in the Dongxuan Continent?"

Lu Yuguan's face turned dark in an instant.

"Sister Xiaoya, stop talking nonsense!"

"Meow!"

Little Sesame also followed his master in protest.

The three of them froze at the same time, then withdrew their hands as if nothing had happened and sat back in their original seats, but their eyes unconsciously began to fight each other again.

The air solidified again.

Shangguan Qi looked at this and then that, and felt that he needed to say something to save the situation.

He quickly unfolded the blank scroll, picked up the brush, and looked at me with sincerity:

"real."

"Draw a picture?"

"Look, Brother Lu is in the middle, Brother Li is on the left, Brother Zhao is on the right, and Brother Qi...Brother Qi is standing in the back, looking very impressive!"

"I've already thought of a name. It's called Family Happiness..."

boom!

Lu Yuguan slammed the table, and a faint green light appeared around him, and the thorns on the ground began to stir:

"Brother Shangguan!"

"If you dare to say another word..."

"I'll let you experience the pleasure of exploding hemorrhoids!"

Shangguan Qi shut up instantly, hid the scroll behind him, and smiled a smile uglier than crying, "I won't paint anymore... I... I want to eat some cake!"

He grabbed the pancake and took a big bite, choking himself and rolling his eyes.

Zi Xiaoya held her forehead and sighed deeply.

These two idiots.

Hopeless.