Traveling through the Immortal Realm: Starting from Becoming a Top-Level Furnace Cauldron

The bell of the Li School rang, and there was no one else in the corridor leading to the school.

No one noticed that a breeze blew by, and the oil paper bag that originally contained Lu Yuguan's tribute to Xuanyu Taizu was gently overturned, but there was nothing inside.

……

Immortal world, Taixu Sect, Xuanyu branch hall.

The mountains are stacked up in the clouds and the fairy mist is floating. The whole hall is arranged in the shape of Tai Chi Yin and Yang Jade, dividing the fairy energy of different elements.

In front of the door of the main hall, there were two cute little boys, secretly plotting something.

"Jinjiao, why don't we divide these buns?" One of the boys held two meat buns in his hands, drooling secretly.

"Isn't it bad for us to do this, Yinjiao? Lord Xuanyu will be back soon. If he finds out that we stole the tribute from the next session, we will have to sweep the stable for several days again." Another boy said worriedly.

"What are you afraid of? Lord Xuanyu will be away at the Lunxiantai for at least two or three months before returning. It's a good thing for us to help him deal with the extra tributes. Lord Xuanyu is so busy with all sorts of things that he doesn't have time to deal with so many trivial matters." Yinjiao weighed the buns in his hand. The smell that did not belong to the fairy world slowly diffused in the air and went straight into the noses of the two men.

Jinjiao swallowed and said, "Then let's..."

Yinjiao licked his lips hungrily, "You're welcome!——"

Each of them held a plump Goubuli meat bun in each hand and threw it directly into their mouths.

“Ahhhh!”

Before the two of them could chew the meat, miserable howling sounds were heard in front of the palace gate.

"Where is my meat bun? Where is my meat bun that is so big? -" Jinjiao and Yinjiao covered their bitten tongues and gasped for breath.

Before the two brothers could recover from their shock, a Taoist priest in a yellow robe with an immortal look was still standing in front of them, looking at them with a smile.

"You yellow-haired dog, give our things back to us!" Jinjiao raised his arm and was about to step forward to argue.

"This is the tribute from the lower realm to Lord Xuanyu. It is not something a little fairy like you can touch." Yinjiao brought up his own master, trying to scare the yellow-robed Taoist in front of him.

But the Taoist in yellow robe not only did not change his expression, but instead smiled even more happily.

"Since it is a tribute to Master Xuanyu, you two little Taoist boys still want to keep it for yourselves? Be careful or I will secretly tell Master Xuanyu that you have neglected your duties and embezzled the tribute!" The Taoist in yellow robe muttered with a smile.

Jinjiao and Yinjiao felt a chill in their hearts. If we talk about the most helpless thing about the Taixu Sect, it is this yellow-haired dog who claims to be second, and no one dares to claim to be first.

As the first divine dog under the command of Master Taixu, after practicing and transforming, he was responsible for commanding all the beasts of Taixu Sect. Relying on the favor of Master Taixu, he did not do his job all day long, running around in various branch halls and causing trouble.

But no one could do anything to it. Once, an immortal couldn't stand it anymore and complained to Master Taixu. The yellow-haired dog found out about it, and that night the immortal's mount was castrated for violating the rules of animals.

Taixu is the most petty person, so don't mess with anyone except the yellow-haired dog.

"You damned yellow-haired dog..." Yinjiao looked at the two meat buns being held, and he couldn't bear it, but he had to harden his heart, "You can only take one, and leave the rest to the two of us. But you have to promise not to complain!"

When the Taoist in yellow robe saw that his plan had succeeded, he burst into laughter with great pride.

"It's a word."

The yellow-haired dog just hooked his finger slightly, and a bun was returned to him, and the remaining one naturally fell into his own mouth.

"I'm almost tired of chewing on the fasting pills every day. They have no taste at all..."

The yellow-haired dog's upper and lower teeth moved, and the expression on his face suddenly became stunned.

"——Fuck, Gold Horn and Silver Horn, leave some food under your mouth!"

……

Capital city, Lixuetang.

Lu Yuguan followed Chen Xian to Room A and finally arrived at their destination.

Room A is worthy of being the most advanced classroom in the top-notch institution. The entire room is supported by a giant wooden lotus, and the rich spiritual energy completely envelops it.

The room was shaped like a pagoda, with numerous cushions placed on each floor, and many students were already sitting on them safely.

"Brother Lu, you are a newcomer, so please wait for the Immortal Master here. I will go up first. Goodbye." Chen Xian clasped his fists, turned around, took a deep breath and jumped upwards. In a few jumps, he reached the middle of the pagoda. He nodded slightly to his classmates on both sides, then closed his eyes and began to practice.

Oh my god, are you already starting to test the results before the teacher even arrives?

Lu Yuguan stared up at the slowly rotating Lotus Tower with wide eyes, feeling at a loss as to what to do.

What Lu Yuguan didn't know was that there were several pairs of eyes looking at him at the top of the Lotus Tower.

"Royal brother, is this the cheap young master of the Bai family you mentioned? He seems too reckless. I wonder what kind of embarrassment he will cause today."

Sitting on the top of the Lotus Tower were several princes and princesses of the royal family, and the one sitting in the middle was naturally the Crown Prince Li Chonglin.

The person who just spoke was a young man in purple clothes sitting next to the prince.

"Embarrassing? You still underestimated him, Chongjiu."

Li Chonglin opened his mouth and took the peeled grapes handed to him by Miao'er. The juice flowed freely in his throat under the pressure of his lips and teeth.

"The third kid from the Bai family isn't like the average person. He's full of untamed wildness." Li Zhonglin said with a smile, "If you want to embarrass me, I don't think it's appropriate—"

"It's just a wild bird in a cage."

"That's what the emperor said."

Li Chongjiu's eyes were different from the sharp eyes of Crown Prince Li Chonglin. Instead, they were more playful and mocking.

The princes and princesses behind him obviously had no say, and only Chongjiu, who had the same biological mother, could sit next to Li Chonglin.

"That being said, my royal brother, why don't you let me meet him?" Li Chongjiu said with a wicked grin to the ignorant boys behind him. "Go ahead, he wants to come up, doesn't he? Then let him not even climb up one floor."

Several young boys nodded slightly and used their lightness skills to rush down the tower.

"Chongjiu, don't go too far."

Li Chonglin bit the grape seeds in his mouth, raised his red lips and spit them into the air.

"Don't worry, my royal brother. These guys are all good at playing with people."

Li Chongjiu said with a playful smile on his face.

In just a dozen breaths, several young men rushed to the bottom of the tower.

"Oh my god, this new guy is in trouble."

"Isn't that the Ninth Prince's man? According to the rules, we should give him a warning, but isn't it a bit too ostentatious for the Ninth Prince to send someone personally?"

"Usually one or two blocking towers would have been enough, but now there are four at once. I'm afraid we're going to see some damage..."

The students on and off the tower stopped meditating and stared at the farce below with wide eyes.

Four young men in plain clothes stood in a row between Lu Yuguan and the Lotus Tower, like an impenetrable wall.

"Oh my..." Lu Yuguan swallowed and was about to speak wildly, but he was interrupted by the other party.

The young man in the lead stepped forward and shouted, "I'll open this road—"

Lu Yuguan:?

A young man nearby saw this and stepped forward, saying, "I planted this tree—"

"To pass by here——"

"Leave the money to buy the way!"

As expected, the remaining two people took a step forward, muttering to themselves.

Lu Yuguan: ...

"May I ask your names, gentlemen?" Lu Yuguan smiled gently and cooperated with their acting.

"Hahaha, you are so courageous! You have the guts to ask our names. I'm just afraid that after hearing the names of our four brothers, you will never dare to look us in the eye again." The leading young man said crazily.

The corners of Lu Yuguan's mouth were painful from grinning, and he felt that he could hardly bear to look.

"Tongzi, my good buddy, can we fast forward this part? If not, you can help me blind it." Lu Yuguan said seriously.

[Sorry, this system does not have this function. ]

"Since you asked sincerely, we will mercifully tell you..."

Lu Yuguan:?

"To prevent the destruction of the Great Capital—"

"In order to maintain the peace of Longhua Kingdom—"

"The boy who permeates love and truth—"

"A lovely and charming positive character——"

The four teenagers posed in turn——

“French beans!”

“Kimchi fish!”

“Garlic sauce!”

“Mushroom soup!”

Lu Yuguan's eyes were empty, and he couldn't bear to torture his facial muscles anymore.

"We are a small team under the Ninth Prince that travels through the capital!"

"Building the foundation, tomorrow of building the foundation is waiting for us!"

"That's it... Woof... Woof..."

The entire Lotus Tower was in complete silence. Even Lu Yuguan remained silent for three seconds, which was rare. Then he couldn't help but start cursing.

"Fuck you! What kind of nice guy would use such a dense flow of puns when introducing himself?!"

"Can you please take the audience's emotions into consideration?"

"What about green beans and kimchi fish? You might as well just call it a hodgepodge!"

"Finally, there were two 'woofs' and 'woofs', and no one was playing the role of meow. And they even assigned an onomatopoeia part to do two dog barks, right?"

"My idea is really good, isn't it?"

Finally, the boy who had been barking at the dog turned around and said shyly to his companions.

"I'm not praising you!"

Lu Yuguan launched into a barrage of criticism, not caring about any system punishment. He just wanted to air out all his complaints.

[Warning! Warning! Uncivilized language detected. 1 point will be deducted from your Civility score. Current Civility score is: -1]

[Ding! Because the civilization value is less than 0, a random penalty effect will be inflicted on the host.]

[Penalty extraction in progress...Current penalty: Closing the six senses and vision (one of six penalties) / Duration: 5 minutes]

A cold mechanical sound rang in Lu Yuguan's mind, and in an instant, everything in front of his eyes became pitch black, and he could no longer see any light.

"Oh shit, Tongzi-chan, save me! I'm blind and I can't see! Aa ...

In a panic, Lu Yuguan reached out and touched his eyes.

【hehe. 】

The system said indifferently.

"...Tongzi, tell me the truth, are you waiting to punish me?"

【What's the matter? 】

"Wuwuwuwu, system, you've changed. As expected, deep affection cannot be retained..."

Lu Yuguan was crying in his heart.

Did you just mutter "Fuck!" to yourself?

"Oh, this is all my fault. Brother Tong really enforces the law impartially and meticulously!"

system:……

Lu Yuguan swallowed alone.

My goodness, now that I have lost my vision, I can only rely on sound to determine my position to get through the next five minutes.

In the eyes of the students in the Lotus Tower, Lu Yuguan took off his sleeves, tied them above his eyes, and stretched out his hands to gently hook them towards the four invisible people in front of him.

"Aren't you afraid that I can't look you in the eye? Come on, let me try. Without using my eyes, can you still stop me?"