Traveling through the Immortal Realm: Starting from Becoming a Top-Level Furnace Cauldron

In 2030, City J, Country Z.

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds are saying - hey, I -"

Lu Yuguan was walking on the road when a flock of free birds happened to land on the tip of his shoe.

"Don't swear, don't swear..."

Lu Yuguan looked at the bird's graceful back and swallowed back the swear words that were about to come out of his mouth.

Ever since Lu Yuguan could remember, his parents had always told him to develop good habits of being civilized.

Even a little bit of dirty words cannot be spoken casually, otherwise you will be severely punished.

The naive Lu Yuguan didn't know what swear words were until he asked what "Oh my god" meant. Then his parents' eyes showed shock and grief.

So, under the watchful eyes of his entire family, young Lu Yuguan learned for the first time what it felt like to have extremely bad luck.

I fell down every time I walked into the house for three consecutive days.

Eating will definitely be peaceful and smooth.

When the dogs at the village entrance saw him, they would bark for two hours straight.

Yes, the Lu family has had such a magical family rule since their ancestors -

Anyone in the tribe who speaks wildly will be beset by misfortune.

"Hey, Mr. Lu Guan, are you going to be a civilized baby today too?"

At some point, a young man with an extremely annoying look suddenly appeared from the side, his coquettish blond hair sparkling in the sun.

Lu Yuguan grabbed the yellow-haired boy's neck and pressed his whole body weight towards him fiercely.

"I'm warning you, Jin Xiaojian, if you keep saying that, I'll make you... be punished!"

Lu Yuguan frowned and went over the nonsense he was about to say in his mind again.

The yellow-haired young man, Jin Xiaoxiao, could not help but gasp in amazement. He said, "Master Lu Guan is indeed a model of civilization. He even thinks carefully about 'making a living by doing something he can't handle'. I admire him so much..."

Lu Yuguan looked at him with a look of despair.

“…Stay away from me.”

Jin Xiaoxiao looked back and said, "Actually, I was quite expecting you to tell me to 'get lost'."

"How can there be such a vicious curse in this world!"

Little Lu Yuguan felt very aggrieved and couldn't help but curse God a thousand and one times in his heart.

Just as the two were about to step into the school gate, Jin Xiaoxiao next to them was suddenly frightened and hurriedly hid behind Lu Yuguan.

Lu Yuguan glanced at Jin Xiaoxiao behind him in confusion, then looked at the staff on duty at the school gate, and suddenly he understood.

"Hey, Jin Xiaoxiao, check the school badge!"

The person standing on duty at the door is Li Ziming from Class 2, Grade 3. He has beautiful shoulder-length hair, delicate features, and a cold look, earning him the nickname "Discipline Killer."

Jin Xiaoxiao walked out slowly from behind Lu Yuguan, her face flushed, and she didn't dare to speak.

"I'm not saying, why do you have to?"

Li Ziming looked at the seemingly harmless Jin Xiaoxiao as if she were a cunning fox.

"No, buddy," Jin Xiaoxiao couldn't hold it in any longer and jumped out of Lu Yuguan's protective circle to confront Li Ziming. "You're wearing a long skirt and playing the piano in the piano room late at night. Who would know if you're a man or a woman?"

Li Ziming gave Jin Xiaoxiao a fierce look and slapped her in the mouth.

"Isn't it my freedom to wear whatever I want?"

"Also, I haven't even called you to task for coming to the piano room late at night without permission!"

Jin Xiaoxiao was almost crying. She covered her red mouth and hid behind Lu Yuguan with a sobbing voice.

"Hurry up and go in. It's embarrassing to be stuck at the school gate."

Li Ziming stretched out his jade-white hand and gently pushed Jin Xiaoxiao's back. Lu Yuguan could clearly feel the trembling of fear coming from Jin Xiaoxiao.

After the two walked away, Lu Yuguan asked curiously, "You haven't gotten over the shadow of your broken heart yet?"

"Broken heart bullshit!" Jin Xiaoxiao cursed, "Who knew the 'midnight piano girl' mentioned on the campus forum was actually a man? Damn Li Ziming, I curse you for the rest of your life—"

"Drinking Wangzai milk will not produce any cubs!"

Lu Yuguan quickly waved his hand to comfort him: "At least you were brave once, which is great for Peony!"

Jin Xiaoxiao: ...

"Don't blame me for throwing myself into the arms of the school hunk during the club's team building last week."

Jin Xiaoxiao looked at Lu Yuguan with disdain.

"That was an accident!" Lu Yuguan was so angry that he tried to explain himself. "I was drunk and lost consciousness, so I fell down. I wasn't like you, who had to stand on the table and dance."

"You are so good, Lu Guan, you must compete with me to see who has more black history, right? I——"

Jin Xiaoxiao was about to speak when she suddenly felt a chill on her back and turned her head to look.

It turned out to be the "gang bully" Master Jiang.

As a well-known school bully, Young Master Jiang's reputation is certainly terrifying, but Young Master Jiang himself is not as vicious as the legend says.

As a childhood friend, Lu Yuguan naturally has a say on this point.

Of course, given that Lu Yuguan had little influence, no one would pay attention even if he ran naked and shouted on the playground.

"Master Jiang, good morning!"

Jin Xiaoxiao had a flattering look on his face. Lu Yuguan looked at the cold sweat about to appear on his forehead and couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"You're old!"

Jiang Cong felt his micro-capsule tremble, and he was speechless for a moment. Then he raised his foot and kicked Jin Xiaoxiao's little butt.

"Hurry up, copy yesterday's homework for me. The teacher is on duty this morning."

"Hey, I'll take it out for you right away!"

Jin Xiaoxiao is so quick-eyed and quick-handed that in the past, her eyesight would be comparable to that of a eunuch in charge of ceremonies.

Lu Yuguan looked at Jin Xiaoxiao, and the corners of his mouth twitched involuntarily.

How come I end up with such a weird friend like Jin Xiaoxiao!

"Don't forget the club activities after school today," Jiang Cong said while quickly copying homework, without even blinking. "Zhong Ziwei said there's an important announcement today, so we should be mentally prepared."

Jin Xiaoxiao's eyes involuntarily glanced towards Lu Yuguan, and she poked Lu Yuguan secretly with her arm.

Lu Yuguan naturally knew what this guy wanted to say. His eyes rolled back and he wanted to cry but had no tears.

Speaking of Zhong Ziwei, he is an inviolable legend in the liberal arts class.

The idol of all the school's crazy fans, he comes from a wealthy family, has excellent grades, outstanding looks, and a natural likability buff that makes him as gentle as jade. He is currently the president of the literature club.

That’s right, Zhong Ziwei was the schoolboy who threw himself into Lu Yuguan’s arms after he got drunk.

Damn club activities!

This was the first time that Lu Yuguan resisted club activities so much.

In the past, he was so excited when he heard the news, but now it is like the cabbages in the field, which anyone can control.

"Cooking, just practice more."

Jin Xiaoxiao stretched out her hands and gestured in the air.

Alas, how can I face School Prince Zhong today... Lu Yuguan frowned, looking like a turnip.

Lu Yuguan has not had any contact with Zhong Ziwei since the last club activity, for fear of seeing President Zhong's cold and disdainful look when they meet.

By the time Jiang Cong finished copying his homework, it was time for class.

But strangely, the bell for class didn’t ring today, and the serious-looking teacher didn’t show up either.

The noise in the classroom gradually grew louder, and the students could no longer contain themselves and began to chat.

"Hey, Xiaoxiao, why don't you go to the office and look for your teacher?"

Lu Yuguan couldn't help but say to Jin Xiaoxiao.

"Hey, stop, stop," Jin Xiaoxiao quickly stretched out her hands to form a cross, "I want to enjoy a comfortable life too, so please don't blackmail me."

Just as everyone was arguing heatedly, the sky outside the window suddenly became terribly gloomy, and a flickering vortex slowly formed in the sky.

"Look what that is!"

Someone yelled, and everyone looked towards the window.

I saw a huge arm of light circling in the vortex of flashing lightning, and an extremely huge bird slowly descended from the vortex.

"I'm so stupid!"

"Lu Bao, look at this, it's awesome!"

Jin Xiaoxiao's scream almost pierced the ceiling, and Jiang Cong followed the sound and leaned over to the window.

Lu Yuguan stared at the giant bird with wide eyes, feeling very familiar...

Why does it look so much like the bird that pooped everywhere this morning?

Seeing that the giant bird was about to land on the playground, the students in the class were stunned, and shouts of "Hoo on the grass" rang out one after another.

“Lu Bao, I suddenly feel that if you don’t swear, you really don’t feel involved.”

Jin Xiaoxiao couldn't help but sigh.

Lu Yuguan was too lazy to argue with Jin Xiaoxiao and just stared at the giant bird.

However, just as he met the giant bird's eyes, the giant bird actually rushed straight towards Lu Yuguan!

The classroom was instantly in chaos, and everyone ran towards the door like crazy. Jiang Cong even rolled up his arms, grabbed the two of them and ran away.

"What are you standing there for? Run!"

Jiang Cong cursed but didn't slow down at all.

But even so, in an instant, the giant bird pierced the glass with its sharp beak and attacked Lu Yuguan.

Jin Xiaoxiao was so scared that she burst into tears, mumbling incoherently: "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..."

Lu Yuguan looked at the sharp beak that was about to pierce his body, his eyes dull, and finally he couldn't help but shout out those two words -

"Fuck... trough..."

[Ding! The furnace cultivation system has been activated...]

[Bind host identity...]

[Detected energy from an unknown world...]

[Self-kill mode automatically turns on——]

"What a piece of rubbish..."

Before his death, Lu Yuguan finally gave up his restraint in swearing.

The moment the sharp beak touched his clothes, Lu Yuguan closed his eyes tightly.

The weak Lu Yuguan didn't know.

How much harm will it cause him if he swears for the first time in his life?

……

In the Eastern Xuan Continent, within the territory of Longhua Country, there is the Xuanyu Sect.

"Reporting to the Lord, the furnace and tripod have been safely transported back to the sect and have been imprisoned in the back mountains, awaiting sentencing."

"Seal his memory for now and send him back to the Bai Mansion. We will present him to the Holy Son when he returns to the sect!"

"Yes."

……

After an unknown amount of time, Lu Yuguan finally opened his eyes dazedly, his groggy head still stuck on the moment when the giant bird rushed towards him.

"Is this... a glorious sacrifice?"

Lu Yuguan raised his head weakly and looked at the simple furnishings around him. It was obviously an extremely old thatched house with only a set of tables and chairs in it.

There were footsteps approaching slowly outside the door. Lu Yuguan listened carefully, wondering what was happening.

"This cauldron was personally commissioned as a tribute by Lord Du. We must now seal its memory and keep it under strict guard until the Holy Son returns."

"Yes, my lord."

The wooden door creaked open, finally letting bright light into the house.

Lu Yuguan saw a dark figure standing in front of the door, looking at him in surprise.

"Good... good morning?"

Lu Yuguan greeted him tentatively, but what he faced was a palm wind that flashed by extremely quickly.

"Fuck, I'm going to faint again..."

Lu Yuguan narrowed his eyes and fell to the ground peacefully.

Good news: Time traveled!

Bad news: He turned into his grandmother’s cauldron!