Genshin Impact: Live in Amber's House at the Start
Chapter 253: Will the Iron Tree Bloom?
When Wendy heard that there was a box of good wine, her brain didn't even react, but her body instinctively prepared to sign the scroll contract.
But just after I finished writing the word "warm", my brain began to connect with my body, and my CPU gradually woke up.
Wendy reacted curiously and went forward to look at the form, which was filled with densely packed terms.
The most important one was to let him keep wearing women's clothes for the next month and then try to seduce Zhongli, regardless of success or death.
When people saw this, they couldn't help but take a deep breath. Hell is empty and there are only fools in the world.
Especially for travelers, she wholeheartedly agrees.
Just when Wendy hesitated, Ying said, "Wendy, just agree."
"Add a bottle of wine to the chips."
Wendy's eyes widened. "You really are a pervert, aren't you? Okay, I'll sign it!"
Wendy sighed helplessly, picked up the pen and signed her name.
Qin looked at Wendy in front of her and fell into deep thought. She thought that her own Wind God was a little too free.
This made Su Yuan lose confidence. Sometimes Su Yuan really felt that Wendy was no longer acceptable because she was too obsessed with him.
He must have to go to some fun god next door when he has time, that is, to have sex with Aha, where does the joy come from!
In the end, Wendy chose the moderate option of signing half of the contract.
"But can you sign half of it? You give me the wine first, and then I won't do anything."
He even gave a sly smile, seeming to be quite proud of the idea he had come up with.
Su Yuan and everyone else looked at Wendy as if she were a fool:...
It is said that people laugh when they are most helpless. Now Su Yuan was laughing because of himself. Why should he care about the words of a funny person?
"Hey, hey, hey, don't do it, I promised, I promised, isn't that enough~ (I didn't say I would succeed, worthy of being me, hey)"
I'll tell you a secret, and it's also a little tip for you. Someone might prefer mature and steady older sisters. After all, according to reliable sources, the ointment he uses for sacrifice is that one.
"Hey, how could the old man be so beautiful? Could it be that the iron tree is blooming? Hiss~" Wendy took a breath and expressed surprise.
However, Wendy immediately put this news behind her mind and asked Su Yuan while rubbing her hands:
"Look, Lao Su, since we have such a good relationship, can you give me a deposit? If you give me the whole amount, I won't refuse it."
"Wendy, do you want to think about this in more detail? Isn't this too decisive?" Wendy advised.
"I'll drink with you when I get the wine." Wendy used Invulnerable.
"I support you. You should have a deposit." In an instant, Wendy's defense was broken and she joined the united front.
The younger brother who changes his expression in seconds.
Qin: "Sir Wendy, you are so spontaneous."
Yula and Amber also fell into deep thought. This bard who was rumored to have won the championship for three consecutive years was really unique.
"Okay, but now you should think about how to provide me with a kitchen."
After Su Yuan put away the contract signed by Wendy, he just showed a satisfied expression, but when he saw the messy kitchen, his face darkened again.
"Hey, don't be anxious, come Paimon and try the food I cooked."
Wendy is so smart, this thing doesn't look like it's edible, I have to find someone else to try it.
As for cleaning the kitchen, just sprinkle some water.
"Impossible, no matter how you look at it, it's impossible! This can't be eaten, right?"
Paimon raised his hands, feet, and phantom limbs in protest. This purple, sticky soup, filled with the smell of alcohol, looked like something no one could eat.
You let her eat this? She is just greedy, not stupid.
After being rejected, Wendy directly used the legendary skill of God's One Hand and God's Several Hands.
In an instant, he put the spoon of soup into Paimeng's mouth, and Paimeng drank it subconsciously.
However, this dish probably only borrowed the recipe and did not let the person himself make it, so the power is only 1%. Therefore, it is not fatal.
After taking this sip, Paimeng felt like he was electrocuted and his whole body was trembling slightly, but after two seconds, his eyes instantly became clear.
"Hey, what is this? It's weird. Have another bite."
It was the familiar feeling of electric shock again. I don’t know why, but my eyes became clear again.
"It looks weird, and I've forgotten what it tastes like. Let's have a bite."
Electric shock.....clear....
"Is it something new and delicious? Have a bite.
Touch...Clear...
Seeing Paimon's appearance, no one dared to stand up. In the end, Jean, Ying, Amber and Yura couldn't stand it anymore and broke the deadlock.
Then, with Wendy's consent, the soup and the recipe were destroyed.
This kind of thing is purely harmful to people when it is left in the world. I really don't know who wrote it.
At the same time, a girl named Xiaoying in the castle tower sneezed twice without noticing while holding a tri-colored dumpling in her left hand and a new novel from Yaedo in her right hand.
~~~ (?????)~~~
Note: Wendy is the wind elf, the god of wind, and also the drunkard.
Wendy is Wendy's resurrected friend. The name is a second creation, created by the creator. We are not responsible for any similarities. ( *ˊ?ˋ)????
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