Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

Looking at Lin Bufan's helpless and confused eyes, Xu Li couldn't judge for a moment. Was this just pure lust? Or was he really suffering from a mental illness?

Of course, it’s not Xu Li’s fault that she couldn’t see it. After all, during his college years, Lin Bufan not only didn’t fare well in his studies, but he also learned a lot of other messy things.

As an essential acting skill for picking up girls, Lin Bufan naturally worked hard on it.

Lin Bufan even thought about becoming a world superstar and enjoying the feeling of being admired by thousands of people.

But then I thought, how can I pick up girls casually if I am the center of attention, so I gave up.

However, because of his novels, songs, scripts and other works, Lin Bufan still has a little fame in the entertainment industry.

"Do you remember? When did you start to have this..."

Xu Li's voice dragged out a bit, and she thought for a while before coming up with a more appropriate adjective.

"Hobby!"

Lin Bufan also pretended to think about it.

“It probably started when I was three years old.”

"What? You've been horny since you were three?"

Even though Xu Li was used to seeing all kinds of mental illnesses, she had never heard of anyone being so lustful at the age of three.

Lin Bufan solemnly emphasized: "Doctor Xu, I have a mental illness, not lust."

"Mr. Lin, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's my fault. I didn't mean to discriminate against you. I was just simply surprised."

Knowing that her reaction was a bit extreme, Xu Li quickly apologized.

"Besides taking advantage of girls, does this hobby of yours have any other symptoms?"

"Lili, your choice of words is not precise. It's not that I like to take advantage of girls, but I can't control myself from taking advantage of girls."

After correcting the inaccuracies in Xu Li's description, Lin Bufan continued.

"It seems there are no other symptoms, but there is one thing I need to add: I only take advantage of beautiful women. I won't be tempted by those vulgar women."

Lin Bufan also deliberately pinched Xu Li's little hand, as if to remind Xu Li that you have already got my approval.

Feeling the movement of Lin Bufan's hands, Xu Li gave Lin Bufan a displeased look.

I am truly honored to be taken advantage of by Mr. Lin!

"Then does Mr. Lin have this kind of impulse when he sees a beautiful woman in public?"

"Yes, I have!"

Lin Bufan gave an affirmative answer without even thinking.

"Then will you go up and take advantage?"

"uncertain!"

Xu Li felt that she had grasped the reason behind Lin Bufan's lust, and she felt a little excited, but she still spoke slowly.

"So under what circumstances would you take advantage of someone, and under what circumstances wouldn't you?"

"If they take advantage of me, I won't go up and take advantage of them. After all, it's the same no matter who takes the initiative."

"What if they don't take the initiative?"

"The probability is that their boyfriends are nearby, so I can't take advantage of them."

Xu Li: ...

Feeling teased, Xu Li shouted angrily, "Are you kidding me? Let go of my hand and get out of my sight right now."

"No, my life experience over the years tells me that this is really the case. Even when some women's boyfriends are right next to them, they still won't let me go.

If you don’t believe me, let’s go to the bar after get off work and you’ll see for yourself.”

Seeing Lin Bufan's sincere eyes again, Xu Li was defeated again. There was no way that older sister could resist such temptation.

"Forget it, I'll trust you again. Let's try another method. You lie on the sofa first."

After hearing Xu Li's arrangement, Lin Bufan quickly lay down. Because he moved quickly, before Xu Li had time to leave the sofa, Lin Bufan rested his head directly on Xu Li's elastic thighs.

"What are you doing? Get up quickly."

"Lili, I did what you told me to do."

Lin Bufan looked up at Xu Li with an innocent face, but because of the mountains blocking his view, Lin Bufan could not see Xu Li's shy expression, and Xu Li could not see the innocence on Lin Bufan's face.

"I asked you to lie on the sofa, not on my lap?"

"This is my mental illness, I just can't control myself.

But none of this matters anymore. I believe you can cure me, Lili. Let's get started."

unimportant?

Do you know how much temptation I have to endure when your hot breath hits me?

Are you still trying to get away with it?

Are you done yet?

Xu Li took a deep breath, reached out and grabbed Lin Bufan's head tightly to stop him from rubbing against her.

"Don't move, or you get out now!"

Lin Bufan, who knew when to stop, immediately stood still and quietly felt the elasticity of Xu Li's thighs.

Seeing this, Xu Li calmed down and slowly uttered a clear and melodious voice, which seemed to bring people into a fantasy world.

"Imagine a vast grassland with a variety of animals.

There are cattle, sheep and horses grazing, cheetahs waiting for the right moment to catch their prey, lions patrolling their territory, and tigers napping with their eyes closed..."

"Excuse me, tigers generally live in forests and rarely appear on grasslands. The example you gave is not rigorous."

Xu Li: ...

After taking a deep breath, Xu Li continued, "Okay, let me give you another example.

On the endless grassland, there live all kinds of animals.

There are cattle, sheep, and horses grazing, cheetahs waiting for their chance to catch prey, lions patrolling their territory, eagles soaring in the sky, and venomous snakes digesting their food...

If you could choose, what animal would you choose to be?"

"Wait, what about the tiger? I want to choose the tiger."

Xu Li pinched Lin Bufan and said unhappily, "You chased the tiger away. Stop talking nonsense and choose from the rest."

"I choose the lion."

"So imagine what you are doing now?"

"I am resting on a piece of springy earth."

Elastic? Earth?

Xu Li really wanted to punch Lin Bufan.

"Then why don't you go hunting?"

"I'm waiting for my concubines to come back from hunting and feed them. Why would I need to go out hunting?"

I? My beloved? Or you?

This imagination is too rich.

"Aren't you worried that your concubines might get hurt by predation?"

"As long as I'm here, if anyone dares to touch my beloved concubine, I will personally lead a million cavalrymen to flatten Sakura Mountain."

Xu Li was speechless again. What the hell is going on? Why don’t you just say you are Thanos?

"So what do you want to do most now?"

"Can I do anything?"

"Yes, whatever you want."

Hearing Xu Li's words, Lin Bufan quickly stood up, held Xu Li's face and kissed her.

Xu Li was stunned. What was going on? Why did he start yelling when he disagreed with someone?

"Sister Li, there's a patient outside who's trying to force his way in. I can't stop him..."

Xu Li's assistant, a female college graduate who had just graduated and was also Xu Li's cousin, pushed open the door and shouted anxiously, but changed her tone halfway through.

"You guys continue. Don't worry, I'm here. Not even a fly can get in today."

After saying that, he slammed the door shut, as if to prove his determination.