Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

The group arrived at the Tsinghua University family housing area. Lin Bufan looked up at the slightly old apartment building in front of him. His colorful afro was particularly eye-catching in the sunlight.

"Wow! It's worthy of being a Tsinghua family housing complex!" Lin Bufan suddenly opened his arms exaggeratedly, his voice loud enough for the entire building to hear: "Look at these mottled walls, these faded window frames, these rusty security bars! Everywhere is filled with the accumulation of knowledge! Even the air is filled with the fragrance of scholarship!"

Huang Zhenhua coughed awkwardly twice: "Afan, this building was built in the 1980s, it is indeed a bit old..."

"Old? That's called historical heritage!" Lin Bufan waved his arms excitedly. "Brother-in-law, think about it. Every crack in this wall might contain the thoughts of an academician! Every step of this staircase might have the footprints of a Nobel Prize winner!"

Fang Taichu looked up curiously and asked, "Uncle Lin, what is the Nobel Prize?"

"That's it..." Lin Bufan squatted down and explained seriously: "The most powerful exam award in the world! It's ten thousand times more powerful than the little red flowers in your kindergarten!"

Huang Yimei couldn't stand it any longer and grabbed Lin Bufan by the collar and dragged him upstairs: "Shut up! The whole building knows we're back!"

As soon as the group reached the second floor, they ran into an old lady carrying a basket of vegetables. The old lady squinted her eyes and looked at her, then immediately greeted her with a smile: "Hey, isn't that Rose? You're finally back!"

Huang Yimei quickly stepped forward to support her: "Grandma Zhang, are you going to buy groceries? Let me help you carry them."

Before Grandma Zhang could refuse, Lin Bufan rushed forward, his colorful afro standing out in the corridor: "Hello, Grandma! I'm Rose's boyfriend, Lin Bufan! You can just call me Xiaofan!" As he said that, he was about to take the vegetable basket.

Grandma Zhang was so frightened by the sudden appearance of the colorful head that she leaned back and almost fell down the stairs: "Oh my God! This... this is..."

Huang Zhenhua quickly supported the old lady: "Aunt Zhang, don't be afraid. This is Rose's friend, a performance artist."

Lin Bufan enthusiastically held Grandma Zhang's trembling hand: "Grandma, this basket you wove is so solid! You can tell it's a traditional craft! The stitches and patterns are worth at least this much in our art world!" He then raised five fingers.

Grandma Zhang was still in shock: "Five...five dollars?"

"Five thousand!" Lin Bufan said seriously, "If you sign your name on it, it can even be listed at the auction house!"

The old lady was amused: "This kid, what nonsense! This basket of vegetables costs ten yuan for three!"

Lin Bufan turned around and winked at Huang Yimei. "See? This is the awareness of the Tsinghua professor's family! Three baskets that cost ten yuan can actually be made to look like five thousand yuan baskets!"

Huang Zhenhua couldn't bear to watch it any longer and quickly interrupted: "Aunt Zhang, let's go upstairs first. My parents are still waiting."

"Hey, go ahead!" Grandma Zhang smiled and waved her hand. She secretly glanced at Lin Bufan's hair and muttered softly, "Young people nowadays are so creative..."

Huang Yimei reached the fourth floor and just as she pulled out her key, the door opened from the inside. Huang's father stood at the door with a cane. Although his legs were not easy to walk, he stood straight and said, "I knew you were back when I heard the noise downstairs."

Lin Bufan rushed forward again and shook Huang's father's hands with both hands. "Hello, uncle! I'm Meigui's boyfriend, Lin Bufan! Meigui has long heard that you are knowledgeable and highly respected. Seeing you today, I can see that your reputation is well-deserved! With your temperament and demeanor, just standing here, you look like a living academic giant!"

Huang's father was a little confused by this series of flattery, and his glasses slid down to the tip of his nose: "This is..."

Huang's mother emerged from the kitchen, her apron still stained with flour. Lin Bufan immediately shifted focus: "This must be my aunt, right? Oh my god! Rose told me you were the school belle when you were young, but I didn't believe her. Now I see, you're not a school belle at all, you're clearly a fairy descended to earth! With your skin and complexion, people would believe you were thirty!"

Huang's mother blushed at the praise: "This child has such a sweet mouth..."

Fang Taichu tugged at the corner of Lin Bufan's clothes: "Uncle Lin, you haven't praised me yet!"

Lin Bufan picked up the little girl and said, "Do I need to praise her? If our Xiaochu stands here, she'll be the reincarnation of a fairy girl! With those big eyes and that little face, she'll definitely be prettier than her mother when she grows up!"

Father Huang coughed lightly and said, "Don't stand at the door anymore. Come in and sit down."

After entering the house, Lin Bufan's colorful afro shone even more brightly under the fluorescent lights, making him look like a walking neon sign. Huang's father and mother would steal a glance at him from time to time, wanting to say something but holding back.

Huang Yimei couldn't bear to watch it any longer and whispered, "Afan, do you want to go wash your hair first?"

Lin Bufan looked innocent: "What's wrong? Doesn't my hairstyle look good? This is the result of three nights of research by Xiaochu and I!"

Fang Taichu nodded proudly: "Grandpa and grandma, this is the Rainbow Lion King shape!"

Father Huang pushed his glasses up, trying to remain serious. "Very... creative."

Huang's mother couldn't help but burst out laughing: "This child is really interesting."

Lin Bufan suddenly slapped his forehead: "Oh! Look at my memory! It's been so long since I came in, and I haven't brought any gifts to my uncle and aunt yet!"

Huang Yimei looked very surprised: "Did you bring a gift?" She looked Lin Bufan up and down - this guy didn't even carry a bag, and he was wearing only a fancy T-shirt and ripped jeans. How did he look like he brought a gift?

"Of course!" Lin Bufan blinked mysteriously, then began to feel around for the standard two-piece suit he'd worn to meet his parents-in-law. "This is the first time I, Lin Bufan, am meeting my parents-in-law. Can I come empty-handed?"

Amidst everyone's puzzled gazes, Lin Bufan took out a large, glittering gold chain from his trouser pocket. The chain was as thick as his little finger and was so dazzling under the light that people couldn't open their eyes.

"Uncle, this is for you!" Lin Bufan offered it with both hands attentively. "It's made of pure gold! I guarantee you'll look great when you wear it! Walking around Tsinghua University, you'll be the most handsome professor!"

Father Huang pushed up his glasses and stared at the gold chain that could be used as a murder weapon. The corners of his mouth twitched: "This... is too valuable..."

"It's not expensive, it's not expensive. Rose has done a lot for me, so this gold chain is nothing!" Lin Bufan put it around Huang's father's neck without saying anything. "If you think it's too light, I'll make you a thicker one later!"

Mr. Huang's neck was weighed down by the gold chain and he almost fell down.

Huang Yimei quickly supported Huang's father and helped him take off the heavy gold chain. "Dad, are you okay?" She turned around and glared at Lin Bufan unhappily. "What kind of taste do you have? How can you give this to someone you just met for the first time?"

Lin Bufan spread his hands innocently: "You don't understand what roses mean, do you? For a man, there is no better gift than this!"

Then, Lin Bufan counted on his fingers: "Wearing it when going out makes me look good, and it can help me out when I encounter difficulties. If I want to spend money but my wife won't let me, I can always take off a piece and use it. Anyway, no one will count how many rings it has!"

Father Huang, who had been somewhat indifferent at first, became more and more bright-eyed after hearing what Lin Bufan said about the advantages!

Unlike others, Huang Zhenhua’s focus is not on the big gold chain, but on the origin of the big gold chain!

After staring at Lin Bufan's trouser pocket for a long time, Huang Zhenhua finally couldn't help but speak: "Afan, your pocket didn't look like it contained a large gold chain before... Could it be another conjuring trick? Just like your magic trick worth 100 million?"

"Brother Huang, you're overthinking it. Magic is just magic, not magic. How can it appear out of thin air?" Lin Bufan patted his trouser pocket and said, "It's been here all along, but you just didn't notice it."

Huang Zhenhua scratched his head. Although he felt something was wrong, looking at Lin Bufan's ordinary trouser pockets and his calm face, he could only think that he had not noticed it before: "Maybe I didn't notice it before..."

After dealing with Huang Zhenhua, Lin Bufan reached into the trouser pocket from which he had just taken out the big gold chain, which now looked flat, and then miraculously took out a small bottle the size of his palm.

Before Lin Bufan could even begin his introduction, Huang Zhenhua suddenly jumped up excitedly, "Wait! I saw it clearly! This time I saw it clearly!" He grabbed Huang Yimei's arm and said, "Rose, look! There was clearly nothing in his pocket just now! I was staring intently! Why did he pull out a bottle again?"

Lin Bufan quickly waved his hands: "Brother Huang, Brother Huang, don't get excited, don't get excited..."

"How can I not be excited?" Huang Zhenhua's face flushed red as he pointed at Lin Bufan's trouser pocket: "This is absolutely unscientific! Your trouser pocket is not Doraemon's pocket! The gold chain just now was already exaggerated enough, and now he took out a bottle. If there was a bottle before, the trouser pocket must have been bulging. It is absolutely impossible for it to be so tight like just now!"

Although the others did not look as excited as Huang Zhenhua, they were just as surprised. When Huang Zhenhua asked them, they had also observed Lin Bufan's trouser pocket, and there was no way there was such a big bottle in it!

Father Huang pushed his glasses and stared at Lin Bufan's trouser pocket thoughtfully: "It's really interesting..."

Fang Taichu clapped his hands excitedly: "Uncle Lin can do magic! Do one more! Do one more!"

Su Gengsheng looked at Huang Yimei, hoping to get an answer from her, but the result was obviously disappointing. Huang Yimei just shrugged her shoulders and looked like she was saying, "Don't ask me, I'll cry in front of you if you ask again."

Huang Zhenhua calmed down his excitement for a moment, then adjusted his glasses and asked, "Afan, what's going on? Can you really create something out of thin air?"

Lin Bufan waved his hand mysteriously, a faint smile on his face: "It's just a little trick, just a little trick, not worth mentioning."

After saying that, Lin Bufan handed the exquisite little bottle to Huang's mother with both hands: "Auntie, this is the latest beauty product developed by my company. It can turn back the clock. It not only beautifies and nourishes the skin, but also delays aging and prolongs life. Long-term use can keep the skin youthful, improve sleep quality, enhance immunity, and even slowly turn gray hair black..."

Huang's mother took the small bottle and smiled politely: "Thank you, this child is thoughtful." Although there was no strange expression on her face, it was obvious that she did not take the exaggerated effects that Lin Bufan said seriously.

Huang Yimei had already used it before, so she naturally knew how valuable it was. To help her mother understand its value, and to prevent others from mistaking Lin Bufan for a boastful liar, Huang Yimei took the initiative to speak up, "Mom, everything Afan said is true! I've used this product before, and it works amazingly well!" She pointed to her face and said, "Do you see my skin is smoother than before? I feel more energetic now!"

Before Huang's mother could say anything, Su Gengsheng suddenly exclaimed, "Wait! Could it be that what was said online before is true?"

Huang's mother looked at her daughter-in-law in confusion: "What's going on online?"

Su Gengsheng explained, "Mom, there was a rumor going viral online a while ago that Afan's biotechnology company had developed an elixir that could delay aging! I thought it was hype, but now it seems it might be true!"

Huang Yimei nodded. "Most of what's circulating online is true. While this product can't truly make people immortal, it can significantly slow down the aging process and prolong life and youth."

Huang's father pushed his glasses up and asked doubtfully, "Is it really that magical? This doesn't conform to biological principles..."

"Then we have to mention quantum mechanics!"

"Quantum mechanics?!" Father Huang was full of questions and couldn't think of any connection between the two!

Lin Bufan spread his hands: "Because I'm indecisive, quantum mechanics!"

Huang's father: ...

After chatting for a while, Lin Bufan finally remembered the main business: "Uncle, I heard that you broke your leg and left some sequelae? Let me treat you."

Father Huang was stunned for a moment and pushed his glasses: "You can also treat patients?"

"Of course!" Lin Bufan straightened his back, his face full of confidence. "For someone as outstanding as me, if I only shine in one field, it would be a huge waste of my talent. It would be irresponsible to myself and the people. So, in order to live up to this gift from God, I have made achievements in scientific research, biology, art, charity and other fields, and I also have extremely in-depth research in the medical field. Treating your little problem is a piece of cake!"

Everyone in the room looked at each other. They had never seen such a shameless person before, and finally they all looked at Huang Yimei.

The entire room was stunned, their jaws agape, and they all looked at Huang Yimei. Huang Yimei's lips twitched, and she nodded with gritted teeth. She had already brought everyone here, so she couldn't possibly sabotage it now, could she? Wouldn't that just be slapping herself in the face? It wouldn't be a slap in the face at all!

Although she nodded to guarantee Lin Bufan, Huang Yimei was actually very unsure, so she stood up and pulled Lin Bufan to the balcony!

Huang Yimei closed the balcony door and asked in a low voice, "Afan, are you really capable of this? Don't try to be so boastful!"

Lin Bufan puffed out his chest and said, "How can a man say no? Don't worry!"

"Now is not the time for you to act chauvinistically!" Huang Yimei glared at Lin Bufan. "If your condition worsens, I'll bite you to death. Do you believe it?"

Lin Bufan pointed to his forehead and said, "Look, are there four words written on my forehead?"

Huang Yimei looked puzzled!

"It's safe and reliable!" Lin Bufan shook his head proudly: "It's so obvious, can't you see it?"

Huang Yimei was furious and reached out to twist Lin Bufan's ear: "Can you be more serious?"

“Hey, hey, hey!” Lin Bufan dodged nimbly: “I’m just trying to liven up the atmosphere! Don’t worry, I, Lin Bufan, will make sure your uncle is as fast as the wind when I take action!”