Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?
Chapter 636: Shoot! Shoot what the hell!
After spending a few days with Mi Duo in the newly bought villa, Lin Bufan finally remembered the movie he was still filming!
When Lin Bufan brought Duan Jiabao to the set, he saw Chang Wei beating Lai Fu. Oh, no... it was Yifei beating Sang Biao!
Lin Bufan knew without asking that it must be that bastard Sang Biao who was talking nonsense again!
Uh--
To be precise, it's a dirty trick!
But what made Lin Bufan curious was why Hu Yifei looked so excited?
Is it that Zeng Xiaoxian and the others are not strong enough to take a beating, and now they finally meet someone who is strong enough to take a beating?
and many more!
Why does this bastard Sang Biao seem so excited? Has he awakened some masochistic attribute?
Well – very likely!
No wonder Sang Biao has been provoking me recently. It turns out that this is his plan. Fortunately, I didn't
It was not until Hu Yifei was tired of beating him that Sang Biao lay down on the ground with a satisfied look on his face!
It was because of this posture that Sang Biao and Lin Bufan finally made eye contact!
Lin Bufan looked at Sang Biao's excited eyes and suddenly felt a chill on his back. Sang Biao, that bastard, was beaten to the ground by Hu Yifei, but he could still smile at him like that? Something was wrong, something was very wrong!
"Could this bastard really have some special fetish..." Lin Bufan's heart was beating fast, and the more he thought about it, the more frightened he felt. Especially the look in Sang Biao's eyes, which was like a hungry wolf seeing meat bones, making him feel uncomfortable all over.
At this moment, Sang Biao suddenly barked at him twice, and there was actually a hint of...expectation in the barking?
"Holy shit!" Lin Bufan shuddered, goosebumps covering his body. Without another word, he turned and walked away, his pace getting faster and faster until he broke into a jog.
"Wang Wang Wang..."
“Don’t go!” Sang Biao was so anxious that he kicked his legs and stretched out his paws desperately towards Lin Bufan: “Come and save me! This crazy woman is too cruel!”
Unfortunately, Lin Bufan completely misunderstood. When he heard Sang Biao's cry, he ran even faster and disappeared in a flash.
"This rebellious son!" Sang Biao pounded the ground in anger, but was then picked up by Hu Yifei's ears: "You dare to bark like that? It seems so!"
On the other side, Lin Bufan ran all the way to the director's room, opened the curtain and went in. Li Chao was watching the monitor and was startled by Lin Bufan's sudden intrusion: "Oh my god, you..."
"Brother Chao!" Before Li Chao could finish, Lin Bufan grabbed his shoulders and said, "Something big has happened!"
When Li Chao heard Lin Bufan's big news, he immediately grabbed Lin Bufan's wrist excitedly and said, "Brother Lin! Is the funding chain broken? Can't we continue filming? Are we going to withdraw our investment? Will this movie never be released?"
After breaking free from Li Chao's grip, Lin Bufan said hesitantly, "It's...it's not that bad..."
Li Chao instantly lost his temper and slumped back into his director's chair. "Tsk... that's no big deal..." He casually picked up the thermos and took a sip of tea, his expression dull. "I thought I could finally get rid of this mess..."
Lin Bufan's mouth twitched wildly: "Brother Chao, isn't your reaction a little weird?"
Li Chao waved his hands and said weakly, "Brother Lin, you don't understand... Every day now, I dream of the scene where I go to receive the golden broom after this movie is released... I have no regrets in my life..."
Lin Bufan: “…”
Is this crew toxic?
Why are both of them so perverted?
A dog has awakened his masochistic nature, a director has become a little mentally unstable, and as for the leading actors... well, they have never been normal!
To prevent Li Chao from losing his passion for filmmaking, Lin Bufan had no choice but to offer comfort: "Brother Chao, don't be so pessimistic... When it comes to filming, one percent depends on the shooting, and ninety percent depends on post-production! Although our current filming is... uh... a little peculiar, as long as the post-production editing and special effects are in place, it will definitely become an epic masterpiece!"
Li Chao raised his head, a glimmer of hope in his eyes: "Really?"
"Of course it's true!" Lin Bufan nodded confidently. "Think about it... don't those Hollywood blockbusters often go astray during filming? Aren't they always saved in post-production? With our lineup... this investment... this special effects team... we're a guaranteed box office hit!"
Li Chao was skeptical: "But our script..."
"What's wrong with the script?" Lin Bufan waved his hand. "Didn't that bastard Sang Biao act really well? The audience loves this kind of unexpected setting!"
Mentioning Sang Biao, Li Chao suddenly shuddered: "Brother Lin... speaking of Sang Biao... I always feel that it has been acting strangely lately..."
Lin Bufan immediately became interested: "Oh? You discovered it too?"
Li Chao lowered his voice, "It actually asked for more scenes yesterday... and even said it wanted to film a few more fight scenes with Hu Yifei... Is that normal?"
Lin Bufan stroked his chin, thoughtfully saying, "It's definitely not normal... With that bastard's temper, he should have been furious after getting beaten... Why is he still looking for a beating?"
As the two were talking, there was a sudden commotion outside the shed. Sang Biao limped in, his face filled with a strange sense of satisfaction...
"Woof woof!" Sang Biao barked at Lin Bufan twice, with an inexplicable light flashing in his eyes.
Lin Bufan subconsciously took a half step back: "You... don't come over here..."
Sang Biao tilted his head, revealing a human-like expression of doubt, and moved forward again.
"Stop!" Lin Bufan grabbed the clapperboard next to him and said, "If you come any closer, I'll call the police!"
Li Chao was completely confused: "Brother Lin...what are you doing..."
"Brother Chao, you don't understand!" Lin Bufan stared at Sang Biao nervously: "There's definitely something wrong with this dog! It was beaten up like that by Yifei just now... and now it's actually..."
Sang Biao seemed to understand something, his face suddenly flushed (don't ask why his face flushed, just ask why Sang Biao turned pale), and he angrily took out his phone and typed: "Rebellious son! I just want you to help me teach that old woman Hu Yifei a lesson, what on earth are you thinking?"
Lin Bufan and Li Chao looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief at the same time...
"Why didn't you say so earlier..." Lin Bufan wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "I thought you had awakened some strange attribute..."
Sang Biao was so angry that he stamped his feet and slapped the phone screen with his paws: "Am I that kind of dog?! I am a serious dog!"
After learning that Sang Biao did not awaken any strange attributes, Lin Bufan straightened his back immediately. He originally wanted to take action to settle the score with Sang Biao, but his eyes rolled around and he suddenly had a better idea!
Lin Bufan deliberately raised his voice and shouted outside: "Sister Yifei! Sang Biao said you are an old woman! He also said that beating you was not enough and asked you to beat it again!" After shouting, he winked at Sang Biao with an expression that said "you are finished".
Sang Biao's eyes instantly widened, and his mouth opened wide enough to fit an egg. He pointed at Lin Bufan with trembling claws. Before he could type any harsh words, he heard Hu Yifei's furious roar from a distance: "You damn dog! Stop right there!"
Sang Biao's fur stood up all over his body. He turned around and ran without saying a word. His four legs were almost leaving afterimages. He even lost his gold chain and didn't even bother to pick it up.
Lin Bufan looked at Sang Biao's fleeing figure and curled his lips in disdain: "That's it, that's it?"
After Sang Biao and Hu Yifei disappeared, Lin Bufan turned to Li Chao and asked, "Brother Chao, how's the filming of our movie going? When will it be finished?"
When Li Chao heard this, he was furious: "Filming finished? At this rate, we'll never finish!"
Lin Bufan looked puzzled: "What's going on? Weren't we filming smoothly?"
"Smooth as hell!" Li Chao slammed the table in anger. "You keep shoving people into the crew, forcing us to start over with so many scenes. It's a wonder we can progress quickly!"
"Stuffing people?!" Lin Bufan was even more puzzled: "I've only stuffed a dog, not a person. Please don't accuse me wrongly!"
Li Chao stared at Lin Bufan suspiciously: "Isn't this really someone you sent?"
Lin Bufan spread his hands, looking innocent: "Brother Chao, I, Lin Bufan, have always been open and aboveboard in doing things. If it was me who put it there, I would definitely admit it!"
Li Chao was immediately furious and slammed the table. "Zeng Xiaoxian, you dare to forge an imperial decree! Just wait and see how I punish you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian? !
Lin Bufan would not be surprised if this was done by Lu Ziqiao, but Zeng Xiaoxian made Lin Bufan feel something was wrong!
So, Lin Bufan moved closer to Li Chao and asked in a low voice, "Brother Chao, who did Zeng Xiaoxian stuff into your mouth?"
Li Chao angrily pulled out the cast list and pointed at one of the names: "This one! Nuolan! Radio host! Zeng Xiaoxian said you were the one who forced her in!"
Lin Bufan slapped his forehead and his expression suddenly became interesting. How could he forget Nuonan, Ruolan, Tutan... Ugh, Nuolan.
By the way, even if you forgot, Nuolan, you should have called to remind me. Why did you come here directly?
Is it because he fell into the trap of his own handsome appearance?
Um--
Probably!
Seeing the change in Lin Bufan's expression, Li Chao immediately realized that something was wrong: "What? Did you remember?"
Lin Bufan smiled awkwardly and rubbed his hands: "Um...Brother Chao...this matter...it's a long story..."
"Don't try that!" Li Chao stamped his feet in anger. "I knew it was you!"
Lin Bufan's eyes wandered, and his voice became smaller and smaller: "This Nuolan... I did mention her casually before... but I forgot..."
"Lin Bufan!" Li Chao grabbed Lin Bufan by the collar and said, "Do you know how many extra scenes we had to shoot because of you? How many times did we have to rewrite the script?"
Lin Bufan was dizzy from the shaking and quickly begged for mercy: "Brother Chao, calm down... I'm just a forgetful person... Besides, Nuolan is so beautiful... The audience will definitely love it..."
"Being pretty is useless!" Li Chao let go of her hand and spun around in anger. "She's a radio host, and her acting is terrible! She had to do over 20 NGs in one scene! She's driving Hu Yifei crazy!"
Lin Bufan chose to turn the tables: "Brother Chao! How can you blame me for this? Nuolan is just a minor supporting role. You can't even teach a minor supporting role well. This is clearly a problem with the director's ability!"
Li Chao was so angry at this blaming-back remark that he trembled. "You... you're talking nonsense! She can't even move around, and she's speaking her lines like she's chanting a mantra. Can you blame me for that?"
"Why not blame you?" Lin Bufan put his hands on his hips and said confidently, "Big Hollywood directors can even turn ordinary people into movie queens, but you can't even handle a professional host. Isn't this a problem of ability?"
"You!" Li Chao pointed at Lin Bufan's nose, his fingers shaking. "Okay! Okay! I'll show you what I'm capable of! I'm determined to train her well!"
Seeing that the blame had been thrown away, Lin Bufan was delighted and gave Li Chao a thumbs up: "Then I'll wait and see Brother Chao's directing skills!"
The two stared at each other for a while, and Lin Bufan suddenly changed the subject: "By the way, Brother Chao, what scenes do I have left to film?"
Li Chao, who was originally furious, immediately felt guilty upon hearing this and stammered, "Um...Brother Lin...actually, your scenes have already been wrapped..."
"What?!" Lin Bufan's eyes widened immediately. "I clearly remember that there are still several scenes that haven't been filmed! Especially those intimate scenes!"
Li Chao's eyes wandered, and his voice became increasingly quiet: "Those few shots...are not important...I found a body double for you...the filming is already finished..."
Lin Bufan: “…”
The air was suddenly quiet.
Three seconds later, Lin Bufan slammed the table and stood up. "Li Chao! What do you mean?! I'm a professional actor! How can I use a body double?! If this gets out, people will think I'm one of those idols who can only stare and pout!"
Li Chao shrank his neck and whispered in defense, "It's because you've been busy lately... and those shots are unimportant... I used misplaced shots... no one else can see..."
"That won't do!" Lin Bufan was so angry that he was spinning around. "Do you know how much I've put into this drama? I memorized my lines until the early morning every day! I practiced martial arts until I was covered in bruises! And you actually found a body double for me?! Where does this put my professional ethics?!"
Li Chao's face was covered in spit. He weakly handed over a tissue and said, "Calm down... The main thing is that the filming is about to be completed... Time is tight and the task is heavy..."
Lin Bufan didn't even take the tissue that Li Chao handed over: "Retake it! We must retake it!"
Li Chao advised with a bitter face, "Brother Lin, listen to my analysis... First, it's been half a month since we finished filming, and the sets have been dismantled. How much will it cost to rebuild them? Second, the actors' schedules are so unstable. They may not be able to come even one day a week! Third..."
"I don't care!" Lin Bufan interrupted, stiffening his neck. "What's the first or second? I, Lin Bufan, never use a body double when acting! This is a matter of principle!"
Li Chao also got angry and threw the script on the table. "What are you talking about professional ethics? You just want to film some intimate scenes, don't you? Do you think I don't know your little tricks?"
Lin Bufan didn't blush when his thoughts were exposed. Instead, he refuted confidently: "You knew you were still asking someone to take photos for me? Are you still a brother? Anyway, I don't care, I just want to reshoot!"
Just when the two were at a stalemate, Lin Bufan's phone suddenly rang. He took out his phone and saw that it was Lucy calling.
"Hello?" Lin Bufan answered the phone unhappily.
Lucy's businesslike voice came from the other end of the phone: "Boss, we leave at 6 o'clock tomorrow morning. Please be at the company on time."
Lin Bufan exploded when he heard this: "Are you the boss or am I the boss? Why do you make the decision for me? Just say go and we're going?"
Lucy remained unmoved and continued calmly, "So, you're not planning on helping your grandfather... Oh, no, it's your sister Gu who's selling tea?"
Lin Bufan was instantly speechless. After a few seconds of silence, he said reluctantly, "Okay... I'll definitely be there tomorrow..." He paused and asked, "Have you contacted Gu Jia?"
"I've already contacted them." Lucy said and hung up the phone.
Lin Bufan put away his phone and waved to Li Chao: "Um... I'll talk about the reshoot when I get back..."
Li Chao looked at Lin Bufan's receding figure and raised his middle finger: "I'll have already finished the wrap-up party by the time you come back!
Clap! Clap your ass off! "
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