Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

Since Yang Mi had already seen through him, Lin Bufan simply stopped pretending and sat down on the edge of the bed, hugging Song Qian in his arms.

Song Qian symbolically pushed Lin Bufan twice, but when she couldn't push him away, she just gave up and leaned directly into Lin Bufan's arms, looking like, "Even if you discover our affair, bah... love, what can you do about it!"

"Look, I told you to keep a low profile, but you didn't listen. Now you've been caught, right?" Lin Bufan pinched Song Qian's cheek. "What should we do now?"

Song Qian immediately looked up and glared at Lin Bufan in dissatisfaction: "Ah? You're blaming me now, right? Didn't you refuse at the amusement park this morning?"

"Didn't I save your face?"

"Haha, do I need you to save face? You're the one enjoying it!"

"I'm enjoying it? I don't know who it is..."

Seeing the two flirting with each other without paying attention to others, Yang Mi couldn't hold it in any longer: "Enough! Do you two treat me like air?"

Lin Bufan and Song Qian then stopped and looked at Yang Mi in unison.

Yang Mi crossed her arms, her eyes flicking back and forth between the two of them, "So... when did you start?"

Song Qian blushed and said nothing, but Lin Bufan was frank: "Last night."

"Last night?!" Yang Mi's eyes widened: "You guys were really quick!" Then she suddenly thought of something and pointed at Lin Bufan: "Wait, what about you and Mi Duo..."

Lin Bufan shrugged: "Last night too."

Yang Mi couldn't help but gasp: "Ye Yu and his two daughters, their waist strength is really good..."

Lin Bufan raised his eyebrows and looked at Yang Mi: "What are you mumbling about?"

Yang Mi was startled and immediately waved her hands: "No, nothing!"

Song Qian blinked and continued, "I seemed to hear something about waist strength..."

"You heard wrong!" Yang Mi interrupted hastily, her ears slightly reddened, and she quickly changed the subject: "We're talking about your problems now, don't even think about changing the subject!"

Song Qian looked confused: "The two of us? What's wrong with us?"

Lin Bufan hugged Song Qian tightly and echoed, "Yeah, aren't we doing great? Or is it..." Halfway through his words, Lin Bufan looked at Yang Mi suspiciously for a while before continuing, "Or are you jealous of our sweet love?"

When Song Qian heard what Lin Bufan said, she immediately nodded in agreement: "Yes, Mimi, you are not jealous of us, are you?" She deliberately leaned closer to Lin Bufan's arms, blinking and looking at Yang Mi: "Look how sweet we are!"

Lin Bufan hugged Song Qian tightly, looking very proud: "That's right, some people have been single for a long time, and they get jealous when they see others in love."

"Boss, don't talk nonsense. Mimi has already been married!"

"Oh! Yes, yes, Sister Mi is married. Look at my memory..."

……

Seeing the two of them chatting away, ignoring her, Yang Mi was so angry that veins on her forehead were throbbing. "That's enough! Shut up!"

Then, Yang Mi pointed at Lin Bufan's nose and started scolding him: "Lin Bufan! Do you still have any conscience? You have a red flag flying at home, but colorful flags are flying outside, right? All your girlfriends combined can form a girl group! And now you come to harm our Qianqian!"

Lin Bufan blinked innocently: "Sister Mi, what you said is true. I am responding to the call of the country - to make some people happy first..."

"Bullshit!" Yang Mi picked up a pillow and threw it at Lin Bufan's face: "You're playing multiple boats at once! Sooner or later, the boat will capsize and drown!"

Song Qian quickly protected Lin Bufan's head, blinking her big eyes and said, "Mimi, don't be angry first, just listen to me first!"

After Yang Mi calmed down, Song Qian continued, "Actually... Mimi, even though I'm a girl group idol and have been abroad, I'm a traditional woman at heart! In my opinion, having three wives and four concubines is totally fine!"

Um--

If it really doesn't work out, I can be the younger one. Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays belong to the eldest wife, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays belong to me, and Sundays are for him to rest..."

"Puff—" Yang Mi spurted out the water she had just drunk. "Song Qian, are you crazy? How can you say something like that?"

"Oh, don't be so anxious!" Song Qian waved her hands, her face serious. "Compared to having three wives and four concubines, I prefer to call this resource sharing! Besides..." Song Qian suddenly lowered her voice. "Look at his waist strength. I can't handle it alone..."

Yang Mi subconsciously nodded in agreement: "This waist strength is indeed beyond the ability of ordinary people to handle..." As soon as the words came out of her mouth, Yang Mi realized that something was wrong, so she immediately changed her words: "Pfft! Who cares if his waist is good or not? Don't talk nonsense, I'm talking to you about serious matters, okay!"

Song Qian blinked innocently, "But I'm talking about serious business. I really can't stand his waist strength." As she spoke, she rubbed her lower back and added aggrievedly, "If it weren't for my waist pain, you wouldn't have discovered my flaw today."

"You!" Yang Mi stomped her feet in anger, her ears red. "I told you to pay attention to his nature as a playboy! I didn't tell you to study his kidneys!"

"But Mimi..." Song Qian suddenly leaned closer mysteriously, "Do you know why he can have so many girlfriends at the same time?"

Although Yang Mi was screaming in her heart, "Don't listen, don't listen," her body leaned forward honestly: "W-why?"

"Because he has four kidneys!" Song Qian lowered her voice, her expression as serious as if she were discussing a state secret. "Two on the left, two on the right, distributed in a diamond shape!"

Yang Mi gasped, then reacted and grabbed a pillow to hit Song Qian on the head: "Do you think he's an alien? Human anatomy is taught by the physical education teacher, right?"

Lin Bufan, who was trying to hold back his laughter so hard that his shoulders were shaking, suddenly interrupted: "Actually, Qianqian is right, I do..."

"Shut up!" Lin Bufan just opened his mouth and was met with Yang Mi's roar!

Song Qian suddenly had an idea and tugged at Yang Mi's hand, shaking it. "Mi Mi, if you don't believe me, then come and try it. I'll give you a kidney!"

"Song! Qian!" Yang Mi's screams nearly blew the roof off her head. "Have you been bewitched? How dare you say such lewd words!"

"I'm serious!" Song Qian counted on her fingers, "Look, Monday and Thursday belong to Mi Duo, Tuesday and Friday belong to me, Wednesday and Saturday belong to you, and Sunday..."

According to Song Qian's previous allocation plan, Sundays were obviously a day off, but Lin Bufan felt that this rest was completely unnecessary: ​​"Well... I'm applying to work on Sundays. According to national regulations, overtime work on Sundays must be paid triple wages. You shouldn't go against the government, right?"

Working overtime on Sunday?

Triple salary?

What does it mean?

Do we need to pay money when sharing resources?

Why does this make me feel more and more like a cowherd?

Seeing that the two women were still staring at each other, unable to understand the meaning of his words, Lin Bufan could only remind them: "You will get double the salary for regular work, and triple the salary for overtime work on Sundays!"

To be honest, although Lin Bufan emphasized the pronunciation of words like "one times" and "three times", Yang Mi and Song Qian still didn't understand. However, after noticing Lin Bufan's malicious look, the two women finally understood. When Lin Bufan said "three times the salary", he meant that the three of them should...

After understanding what Lin Bufan meant, Song Qian rolled her eyes at him, while Yang Mi gave him the middle finger and added a mocking voice: "Qianqian praised you a few times, and you've lost your way? Or do you really think you have four kidneys? Triple your salary?! Aren't you afraid that you'll have a life to spend it?"

Lin Bufan raised his eyebrows and smiled meaningfully: "From your tone, you don't believe it?"

Yang Mi exaggeratedly covered her chest with her hands, making an "I'm so scared" expression. "Oh my goodness! Master Lin, you really don't think you're some perpetual motion machine, do you? Four kidneys? Do you think you're an alien sent to Earth for a reproductive experiment? Do you want a glowing Ultraman transformation device for you? Or a fire-breathing mechanical tail?"

Song Qian covered her mouth and laughed secretly, her eyes curved into crescents.

Lin Bufan turned to look at Song Qian: "Qianqian, what do you say?"

Song Qian hadn't expected the fire to reach her. After a moment's pause, she slowly said, "Well... I remember a famous saying that practice is the only criterion for testing truth. So, empty words are not enough. How about... let's do an on-site experiment?"

Don't say it, don't say it!

Lin Bufan felt that what Song Qian said was very good. Practice is the only criterion for testing truth. This philosophical statement was obviously said by Lao Tzu!

Not only Lin Bufan thought it made sense, but Yang Mi also thought it made sense. So in order to expose Lin Bufan's lies and humiliate him, Yang Mi decided to join this great experiment!

……

The next morning, Lin Bufan was woken up by a call from Mi Duo, just like yesterday. The difference was that this time, before Lin Bufan could answer the phone, Yang Mi picked up the phone in a daze!

"Who..."

"Looking for Lin Bufan..."

"Looking for Lin Bufan, you called Lin Bufan's cell phone, why are you calling mine?"

"What?! Is this Lin Bufan's phone?"

Yang Mi suddenly opened her eyes, took the phone in front of her and took a look. The words "Mi Duo" were clearly displayed on the screen.

Now, Yang Mi was completely sober, and at the same time, she realized that something big had happened!

Yang Mi's hands trembled, and she almost dropped the phone on Lin Bufan's face. She laughed dryly and stammered into the microphone, "Mi, Mi Duo... If I say I took the wrong phone last night, would you believe me?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for three seconds, and then a busy tone came.

Just as Yang Mi was thinking about what to do, she suddenly felt a chill on the back of her neck, as if she was being stared at by some ferocious beast. She turned her head stiffly and met Lin Bufan's eyes that were giving her a death stare.

"Um..." Yang Mi swallowed: "If I say I answered the wrong number, would you believe me?"

Lin Bufan slowly stood up and smiled meaningfully: "What do you think?"

"I say... I say this must be a misunderstanding!" Yang Mi suddenly jumped out of bed and hurriedly put on her clothes. "The phone must have gotten into my hands on its own! You know how smartphones have their own minds these days? It's really scary!"

Lin Bufan picked up the water cup on the bedside table and took a sip: "Oh? Then the phone answered the call by itself? And spoke on its own?"

"Right, right, right!" Yang Mi nodded frantically, with an expression that said, "You finally understand me!" "AI is so amazing nowadays! It can even imitate human voices! It wasn't me who spoke just now, it was Siri!"

Lin Bufan almost choked on his water: "Yang Mi, if your acting skills were half as good as they are now during your art exam interview, you would definitely be number one in your major."

Yang Mi frantically buttoned her shirt while proudly raising her chin. "I was number one in my major back then! And number one in both subjects! I was number one in general subjects as well!"

Lin Bufan almost choked on the water, his eyes widening: "Is this true? You can actually get first place in the cultural subjects?"

"What? Are you looking down on me?" Yang Mi glared at Lin Bufan angrily. "I scored 583 on the college entrance exam! That's over 200 points higher than the first-tier score for arts majors!"

Lin Bufan was about to continue teasing when Yang Mi suddenly slapped her thigh: "Oh! Now is not the time to talk about this! Go check on Mi Duo quickly! What if she's upset..."

Lin Bufan slowly put down his water cup and raised an eyebrow. "Huh? Why do I feel like you're more anxious than I am? Could it be that... you're conquered by my four kidneys?"

"Go to hell! You're still in the mood to joke around at this hour!" Yang Mi picked up a pillow and threw it at him. "If Mi Duo exposes our affairs online, you'll be condemned by the entire internet and pelted with rotten eggs when you leave!"

Somehow, the first thing Lin Bufan thought of when he heard Yang Mi talk about the exposure was - where is my husband?

Shaking his head and getting rid of these messy thoughts from his mind, Lin Bufan lay back down and planned to take a nap!

Seeing Lin Bufan lying down again, Yang Mi pulled back the quilt and asked, "What are you doing?"

Lin Bufan slowly pulled the quilt back: "Isn't it obvious? I plan to take a nap."

Yang Mi was so angry that she felt her chest was about to grow again: "You bastard, don't I know you want to sleep? I want to ask you, it's already this late, why are you sleeping if you don't go find Mi Duo to explain?"

Lin Bufan looked puzzled: "What do you want to explain?"

"Explain that it was just a misunderstanding!"

"But that wasn't a misunderstanding, that was the truth! Aren't you asking me to lie to Mi Duo?"

Yang Mi almost lost her breath and threw a pillow at Lin Bufan's face: "Are you stupid? Even if it's not a misunderstanding, you have to say it is a misunderstanding now!"

"Oh, stop hitting me, stop hitting me!" Lin Bufan protected his head. "My mother taught me since I was a child that I should be an honest and trustworthy child. I must never cheat on my woman like your father did. A man who cheats on his woman will be ten centimeters shorter. I have always listened to my mother since I was a child. Therefore, I can't possibly cheat on Mi Duo. If you want to cheat, go and cheat on yourself!"

Seeing that Lin Bufan looked like he would never go, Yang Mi was afraid that any further delay would cause irreparable losses, so she gritted her teeth and ran to find Mi Duo alone!