Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?
Chapter 624 Why are you in my house?
Seeing that Lin Bufan still dared to provoke her, Zhong Xiaoqin grabbed Lin Bufan by the collar and said angrily, "Good on you, you're pretending well! I'll tear your fake face off!"
Zhong Xiaoqin stood on tiptoe, rubbed and kneaded Lin Bufan's face with her hands, and even pulled his ears hard.
"Huh? How come there's no flaw at all?" Zhong Xiaoqin murmured in confusion, rubbing her fingers repeatedly on Lin Bufan's nose: "How come I can't even feel the foundation?"
Relying on the god-level makeup skills rewarded by the system, Lin Bufan stood there and let Zhong Xiaoqin do it. As a result, several minutes passed and Zhong Xiaoqin still got nothing!
Seeing that Zhong Xiaoqin was not going to give up, Gu Jia couldn't bear it anymore. Didn't you see that the little brother's face was red because of you rubbed it?
"Okay, Xiaoqin, I believe he is Lin Bufan, so stop rubbing him!"
As she spoke, Gu Jia smiled apologetically at Lin Bufan, and her eyes clearly said, "My friend is a little abnormal, don't mind it."
Although Gu Jia said that she believed it, everyone could hear the helplessness and indulgence in her tone, which made Zhong Xiaoqin even more crazy!
"No, I must expose his disguise today!" Zhong Xiaoqin shook off Gu Jia's hand and pounced on Lin Bufan like a furious cat!
She first pulled Lin Bufan's collar and shook him left and right, then stood on tiptoe to get closer to observe his hairline, and even reached out to pull behind his ears, muttering non-stop: "There must be a flaw... There must be a flaw..."
Lin Bufan was tossed around by her, but he still maintained a Kimura Takuya-style smile and said in his broken Japanese accent: "Xiaoqin-san, you are working in an unladylike manner!"
"Don't try to play tricks on me!" Zhong Xiaoqin suddenly had an idea, her eyes shining frighteningly: "Since you said you are Japanese, then say a few words in Japanese for me to hear!"
Lin Bufan's expression froze. With his god-level singing voice, it was indeed easy for him to change his voice and imitate other people's voices, but this would not allow him to learn Japanese!
It was said that there was a period of time when Lin Bufan particularly liked to watch the kind of movies shot by Xiao Rizi, which had simple plots and single scenes, and which both of them loved to watch. For this reason, Lin Bufan even went to study Japanese intensively, but the final result was that Lin Bufan found that he could actually watch movies with subtitles, so it is better not to make things too difficult for himself!
Seeing Lin Bufan remained silent, Zhong Xiaoqin raised her chin proudly and put her hands on her hips: "What else do you have to say now? Don't you think you, a person living a low life, can't even speak your language?"
Who are you calling a life of ease? You are the one living an easy life. Your whole family is living an easy life!
Although Zhong Xiaoqin cursed him very badly, Lin Bufan still refused to admit it. He had to maintain his affectionate personality!
"Are you sure you want me to tell you? Don't regret it."
“Stop scaring me!” Zhong Xiaoqin stood on tiptoe and poked Lin Bufan’s chest: “Hurry up and tell me. If you can’t tell me, just admit that you are Lin Bufan!”
Being forced into a corner with no way to retreat, Lin Bufan could only speak out his best hidden Japanese knowledge: "Compression belt ~ Yiku Yiku ~ Ah ~ Dame ~ Ha Yaku ~"
Zhong Xiaoqin was stunned at first, then realized what Lin Bufan was saying, and her face flushed all the way to her ears. She rushed over to cover Lin Bufan's mouth and said, "Shut up!"
Lin Bufan nimbly took a step back to avoid it and continued to speak in a rhythmic tone: "Modo Modo~Siguoyi~"
“Ahhh!” Zhong Xiaoqin stamped her feet in shame and chased Lin Bufan around the living room: “Gu Gu is still here! You bastard!”
Gu Jia stood aside, watching the funny scene of the two chasing each other, and couldn't help but burst out laughing. She finally understood that the "Kimura Takuya" in front of her was probably Lin Bufan in disguise - except for that unruly guy, no one could do such a wicked thing.
"Yamedie~" Lin Bufan ran while looking back and making faces. He accidentally bumped into the dining table, and the soup bowl on the table shook, spilling a few drops of soup.
Zhong Xiaoqin took the opportunity to leap and finally managed to cover Lin Bufan's mouth. She stared at him breathlessly, squeezing out a few words from between her teeth: "You're done!"
Lin Bufan blinked his eyes and suddenly stuck out his tongue to lick Zhong Xiaoqin's palm.
"Ah!" Zhong Xiaoqin retracted her hand as if she had been electrocuted, her face so red that blood seemed to be dripping out.
Lin Bufan took the opportunity to escape, hid behind Gu Jia, and stuck half of his head out: "Xiaoqin-san, you are chasing my work, are you interested in me?"
"I'm going to throw you a big head!" Zhong Xiaoqin picked up the pillow on the sofa and threw it at him.
Gu Jia couldn't help but laugh as she stopped the furious Zhong Xiaoqin. "Alright, alright, I figured it out. This must be Xiao Lin." She turned to look at Lin Bufan and shook her head helplessly. "Your makeup skills are amazing, aren't they? You can even change your voice?"
Even though he was recognized by Gu Jia, Lin Bufan still refused to admit it. As long as he didn't admit it, he would still be a sentimental man: "Gu Jia-san, you recognized the wrong person! My Kimura Takuya's job!"
Just when Gu Jia was about to say something, Zhong Xiaoqin, who was standing by the dining table, suddenly exclaimed, "Ah! Lin Bufan, you cooked today?"
Looking at the four dishes and one soup that were so delicious, Zhong Xiaoqin's eyes widened. Although she couldn't control her saliva, she didn't forget her good friend Gu Jia!
"Gu Gu, come quickly! Although Lin Bufan's character isn't very good, his cooking skills are really good!" As she spoke, Zhong Xiaoqin couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks, picked up a piece of braised pork and stuffed it into her mouth, squinting her eyes happily: "Hmm... this is the taste!"
Gu Jia didn't move her chopsticks, but looked at Zhong Xiaoqin meaningfully: "Xiaoqin, don't you have anything to say to me?"
Zhong Xiaoqin was stunned, still chewing the braised pork in her mouth, and said vaguely: "Gu Gu, didn't you see it all? This is Lin Bufan!"
Gu Jia crossed her arms and glanced back and forth between Zhong Xiaoqin and "Kimura Takuxie": "I did realize that he was Lin Bufan. But shouldn't you have explained to me why Lin Bufan showed up at your house?"
Zhong Xiaoqin then remembered that, out of embarrassment, she had never told Gu Jia about Lin Bufan. Suddenly, the braised pork in her mouth no longer had a good taste: "This...that..."
Just when Zhong Xiaoqin didn't know how to explain, Lin Bufan suddenly raised his hand: "Two beautiful ladies, let me interrupt and say something! I'm not Lin Bufan's, I'm Kimura Takuya's!"
Gu Jia rolled her eyes and waved her hands speechlessly: "Okay, okay, I get it, you are not wearing slippers. Now I don't ask you, just shut up!"
After dealing with Lin Bufan, Gu Jia looked at Zhong Xiaoqin again: "Xiaoqin, what is your relationship with Lin Bufan? Why did he appear in your house?"
Zhong Xiaoqin's forehead was sweating from the question. Just when she didn't know how to explain, she suddenly saw Lin Bufan gloating beside her. In an instant, she had an idea: "Yes, slippers! Why are you in my house?"
Lin Bufan was stunned and pointed at himself: "Xiaoqin-sang, are you talking to me?"
Zhong Xiaoqin nodded vigorously: "Nonsense! Is there anyone else besides you? Didn't you listen to what Consultant Gu said? Why are you showing up at my house?"
While speaking, Zhong Xiaoqin was desperately winking at Lin Bufan. Obviously, she wanted Lin Bufan to help her with this matter!
Lin Bufan gave Zhong Xiaoqin a look that said, "Don't worry, leave it to me," and suddenly exclaimed, "Right! Why am I in your house?"
Lin Bufan looked around pretentiously and continued to mutter to himself: "I'm going to 302, did I go the wrong way?"
After saying that, Lin Bufan quickly walked to the door, opened it, looked at the house number, and exclaimed again: "Wow! It really is 301! I really went to the wrong place!"
Then, Lin Bufan turned around and bowed to Gu Jia and Zhong Xiaoqin: "Private Marseille! I went to the wrong place to work!" Then he ran out of the door and "thoughtfully" closed the door behind him.
The room suddenly fell into a dead silence. Gu Jia and Zhong Xiaoqin looked at each other, stunned at the closed door.
Zhong Xiaoqin cursed in her heart, Lin Bufan, you bastard, you actually dared to escape from the battlefield, just wait for me, I won’t let you go!
"Okay, can you tell me now?" Gu Jia crossed her arms and stared at Zhong Xiaoqin with burning eyes.
Under Gu Jia's gaze, Zhong Xiaoqin was so embarrassed that she almost dug her toes out of the three-bedroom apartment, but she could only force herself to say: "Say? What did you say? Didn't the slippers say it all? He went to the wrong door..."
"Do you think I can believe this?" Gu Jia narrowed her eyes, her tone dangerous.
"I believe it, why don't you believe it?" Zhong Xiaoqin blinked and asked innocently.
Gu Jia was choked and was speechless for a moment.
Seeing this, Zhong Xiaoqin quickly changed the subject: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about this for now. Let's eat first, otherwise it will get cold!" As she said that, she diligently picked up a piece of braised pork and fed it to Gu Jia's mouth: "Gu Gu, try this braised pork, it's delicious!"
Gu Jia sighed helplessly and decided to eat the braised pork before interrogating Zhong Xiaoqin.
She opened her mouth and took the braised pork handed to her by Zhong Xiaoqin. The moment the meat entered her mouth, Gu Jia's eyes suddenly widened - fatty but not greasy, melted in the mouth, and the rich aroma of the sauce exploded on the tip of her tongue. It was simply the most delicious braised pork she had ever eaten!
"How is it? Delicious, right?" Zhong Xiaoqin blinked proudly and picked up another piece of sweet and sour pork ribs for her.
Gu Jia didn't have time to speak, nodding repeatedly, her chopsticks uncontrollably reaching for other dishes. The two of them took a bite at a time, and before they knew it, the four dishes and the soup were all gone.
"Burp..." Zhong Xiaoqin collapsed in the chair, rubbing her round belly contentedly: "I'm so full..."
Gu Jia couldn't even straighten her back, so she leaned back in her chair and sighed, "This cooking skill is incredible... Xiaoqin, you're with Lin Bufan, isn't it because of his cooking skills that you're with him?"
"Of course not! The food he cooks is delicious!" Zhong Xiaoqin blurted out, then realized that she had let the cat out of the bag and hurriedly waved her hands: "Ah, no! I'm not with Lin Bufan! Gu Gu, don't talk nonsense!"
Gu Jia rolled her eyes speechlessly. They were not together, but he covered your chest as soon as you walked in. How could you not react?
"Alright, alright, stop hiding it. With your limited skills, I've already seen through you."
"I really am not with Lin Bufan!" Zhong Xiaoqin stomped her feet anxiously, her face flushed red, as if she had suffered a great injustice.
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what it is!"
"Gu Gu~" Zhong Xiaoqin rushed over and hugged Gu Jia's arm and acted coquettishly: "Do you believe me~ How could I possibly fall for that bastard Lin Bufan~"
……
At the same time, Lin Bufan, who had left Zhong Xiaoqin's house, was deciding where to stay tonight by selecting his troops and generals!
There was no way, he definitely couldn't go back to Zhong Xiaoqin's house. Even if he went back, he would definitely not be able to play his favorite role-playing game with his sister Xiaoqin. If that was the case, why go back?
After a fierce competition, the winner this time is the bitch Xu Li!
Seeing that they were not far away, Lin Bufan immediately spread his long legs and walked towards Junyue Mansion!
Lin Bufan was watching the beautiful woman singing along when he was suddenly attacked by horse bandits. Ugh... Sorry, I went to the wrong set!
The truth is, Lin Bufan was watching the beautiful woman singing all the way, and suddenly he saw two familiar figures coming out of the restaurant, they were Lin Youyou and Xu Huanshan!
Seeing that this was a rare opportunity, Lin Bufan quickly took out his mobile phone, snapped a picture of Xu Huanshan and Lin Youyou walking out of the restaurant side by side, and quickly sent it to Gu Jia.
"Sister Gu, do you think this is Brother Xu? I'm nearsighted and can't see clearly!"
In less than ten seconds, Gu Jia called: "Xiao Lin, where is this? I'll be there right away!"
"It's at Feicuixuan on Nanjing West Road, but they are planning to get in the car and leave." Lin Bufan said, staring at the taillights of Xu Huanshan's car.
"Follow them!" Gu Jia's voice was filled with determination that brooked no refusal: "Send me the location in real time."
"Since it is Sister Gu's request, don't worry, I will complete the task." Lin Bufan hung up the phone and rushed to the side of the road to wave and stop a car.
But at this time, all the taxis were carrying passengers. Seeing that Xu Huanshan's car was about to disappear in the traffic, Lin Bufan had no choice but to find an empty place to take out the bicycle from the system space.
Just then, a white BYD was about to start. Lin Bufan rushed over and knocked on the window: "Brother, help me! Catch up with the black Mercedes in front!"
The window rolled down, and the driver, a man in his early thirties with a crew cut, said, "Excuse me, buddy, this isn't an online ride-hailing service."
"I'll pay double the fare!" Lin Bufan took out his wallet: "It's urgent!"
The driver was not swayed by the money and still shook his head: "Brother, I'm in a hurry to go home..."
"ten times!"
"This isn't about the money. I have things to do when I get home!"
Seeing this, Lin Bufan had no choice but to use his ultimate move: "Brother, let me tell you the truth, I just saw my wife get into that man's car..."
"What? Your wife ran away with someone?! Get in the car, brother! I'll definitely help you!" This time, before Lin Bufan could finish his words, the driver with the flat head agreed!
Before Lin Bufan could even react, the crew-haired driver leaned over and opened the car door. "What are you standing there for? If you dawdle any longer, that bastard will get a room!"
As soon as Lin Bufan got in the car, before he could even fasten his seatbelt, the driver stepped on the accelerator. The BYD shot out, the tires screeching against the ground. He kept one hand on the steering wheel, the other hand pulling out his phone and tapping away. "Hey, wife! I'll be home later! A friend's wife ran off with a stranger... Yeah, yeah, right here on Nanjing West Road... What? You want to come too... No, no, no, you're still pregnant, don't upset the baby... Here, I'll video chat with you when I get there..."
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