Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

Seeing that Lin Bufan had calmed down, the notary from the notary office stepped forward and asked politely, "Mr. Lin, can we start the notarization process now?"

Lin Bufan was silent for a moment, then smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, it's such an important moment, I want to witness it with my family."

The notary was obviously stunned for a moment, and looked at the flow chart in his hand with some confusion... This step did not seem to be mentioned in the previous communication!

But then he thought it wasn't a big deal, so he asked again, "When will your family be able to arrive?"

Lin Bufan shook the phone in his hand, looking helpless: "That depends on when Douyin can be repaired."

Notary: ...

Damn, weren't we just old friends? How come we're family now?

If they are your family members, why don't you just give them your money directly?

Lin Bufan naturally didn't know what the notary was complaining about, so he chose to call Lucy directly.

Lucy was presiding over an emergency meeting in the Douyin headquarters conference room. A server load graph was displayed on the projector. Dressed in a sharp black business suit, she tapped her fingers lightly on the desk. "Technology needs to resolve the server crash within half an hour. PR needs to issue an immediate announcement to reassure users..."

At this moment, her phone suddenly vibrated. Seeing the caller ID "Lin Bufan", Lucy frowned slightly, motioned for everyone to wait, and then answered the phone.

"Hello, little disciple Lucy, do you want to be my master?" Lin Bufan's drawn-out voice came from the other end of the phone.

Although Lucy didn't turn on the speaker, by the time they noticed that she was answering the phone, the entire conference room had already become so quiet that you could hear a pin drop, so everyone could still vaguely hear Lin Bufan's voice!

Lucy glanced at the gossiping eyes of everyone in the conference room, cleared her throat and said, "Boss Lin, I'm in a meeting."

"Lucy, I'm going to tell you something." Lin Bufan's voice suddenly became earnest. "You don't understand the capitalist art of exploitation at all. What time is it now? It's working time! Working time is of course for work. You can wait until after get off work to have the meeting. What's wrong with asking them to stay a little longer for a meeting? How can you squeeze out their working time for a meeting? You must know that I pay them wages for them to work, not for meetings. You must remember this firmly!"

The executives in the conference room looked at each other in bewilderment. Some couldn't help but cover their mouths with their hands and chuckle, while others stared with wide eyes in shock. Financial Director Lao Zhang even secretly wrote the words "overtime pay" on his notebook and circled them heavily.

Lucy took a deep breath, gestured for the meeting to continue, and quickly walked out of the meeting room. As soon as she left, she could no longer suppress her anger: "Lin Bufan! Are you okay? If not, I'm hanging up!"

"I have something to say, don't hang up yet!" Lin Bufan hurriedly stopped Lucy from hanging up. There was no other way. Lucy was capable of such a thing. "I accepted another apprentice when I participated in "Yearning". She will come to visit in a few days. Come meet her then and teach her the etiquette of the master-disciple relationship."

There was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds.

"Aren't you calling to ask about Douyin's collapse?" Lucy's voice was filled with strong disbelief. She obviously didn't expect Lin Bufan to be so idle.

"There's no need to ask that. You must be doing your best to repair it now. I still have some trust in you." Lin Bufan said nonchalantly.

Lucy took a deep breath, suppressed the helplessness in her heart, and then asked, "Who is your new apprentice?"

"Lucy, it's too polite to call me that. Just call me Junior Sister, or Junior Sister Zifeng." Lin Bufan replied with a smile.

"Zifeng?" Lucy murmured again, and then when she realized who it was, her voice suddenly rose an octave: "You beast! She's still a child!"

"You're talking as if everyone else is a child," Lin Bufan retorted confidently, "I'm also a child over 300 months old!"

At this moment, Lin Bufan found that the sound of the phone on the selfie stick had been restored, so he immediately said: "Okay, I won't talk to you anymore. I want to hold the trophy with my family. Oh no, together..."

The call was suddenly disconnected. Lucy stood there for a few seconds, listening to the busy tone. Then she shook her head helplessly and walked back to the meeting room.

At the same time, at the notary office.

"Guys! Douyin is back!" Lin Bufan excitedly shouted to the camera, "It seems my little apprentice Lucy is still very efficient at her job!"

The barrage immediately flooded the screen:

"With such a serious accident, President Lin can't let Lucy off easily. At least not... Hey! Hey! Hey!"

"Boss Lin, are you still accepting me as a disciple? I'm very good at serving tea and water!"

"Shocking! A certain wealthy man actually publicly admitted to having an improper relationship with the female CEO of Douyin. They are actually...!"

"Upstairs, you come to work in the UC Shock Department tomorrow!"

"Lin Bufan: I only look at three things when accepting a disciple - appearance, appearance, and appearance!"

"Prince, look at me. I have big breasts and a nice butt. They're absolutely natural. I support pay later. Is there a position suitable for me?"

……

Seeing that Lin Bufan had finally met his family, the notary quickly cleared his throat: "Mr. Lin, can we start the notarization process?"

"Of course!" Lin Bufan handed the selfie stick to the black-clad bodyguard beside him, then straightened his collar: "Everyone, now is the moment to witness a miracle. Don't blink, or you might become a billionaire!"

The notarization process officially began. The notary took out a stack of documents and said, "First, we need to verify your assets, Mr. Lin."

Lin Bufan pointed to the four carts on the ground carrying money and asked, "How do we verify it? Do we weigh it or measure it?"

The barrage immediately passed by:

"Damn it! This is the first time in my life I've heard that verifying assets requires weighing or measuring height!"

"So this is the concept of money that Mr. Lin was talking about?"

"Poverty limits my imagination!"

"I suggest checking taxes (dog head saves life)"

……

The notary looked at the four piles of money in silence for a long time. Just when Lin Bufan thought he was going to rob them and show off his power, the notary finally spoke: "If possible, we still want to use a money detector!"

Lin Bufan: ...

If you want to use the money detector, just use it. Why are you pretending to be hesitant and want to burn your bridges?

Notary: I'm wondering what kind of idiot would bring so much cash? Can't you just bring a check?

Besides, you let me earn thousands of dollars a month. Suddenly seeing so much money, I started to have bad thoughts. What's wrong? I just want to ask you what's wrong?!

……

Led by the notary, Lin Bufan, Zhuge Dasheng, bodyguards, reporters, and onlookers all entered the inner office area of ​​the notary office. Several staff members immediately came to greet them. One of them, a middle-aged man wearing glasses, adjusted his glasses and said, "Mr. Lin, can we proceed with the inspection now?"

"No problem!" Lin Bufan waved his hand, signaling the bodyguards to push over four carts filled with cash: "Check it as you like. If it's not enough, I have more!"

The barrage immediately exploded:

"Fuck! This guy is so pretentious that I'm impressed!"

"Isn't that enough? Is your family a banknote printing factory?"

"I can testify that Mr. Lin's family does run a banknote printing factory, and my girlfriend works there!"

"Wake up upstairs, where did you get your girlfriend?"

……

The money detector began to hum as the staff fed the bills into the machine one by one. Lin Bufan yawned in boredom and turned to Zhuge Dasheng and said, "Sister Dasheng, how long will it take them to finish checking like this?"

Zhuge Dasheng rolled his eyes. "Who told you to bring cash? Wouldn't a check be enough?"

"That's so boring!" Lin Bufan curled his lips: "A check is just a string of numbers, how can it be as shocking as cash?"

At this moment, a notary in uniform came over and said, "Mr. Lin, according to procedure, we need you to perform the magic trick again on the spot so that we can record it."

Lin Bufan raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Are you afraid that I'll cheat on the show? If so, then I'll perform again!"

When they heard that Lin Bufan was going to perform magic, the surrounding reporters and onlookers immediately became agitated and squeezed forward. After all, this was a matter related to a small goal and no one could not care!

After being stopped by Lin Bufan's bodyguards, someone shouted, "Boss Lin! Let's take a closer look! Isn't the show also filmed up close?"

"Yeah, yeah! Let's take a closer look!"

"Are you afraid of being exposed?"

The staff looked at Lin Bufan awkwardly: "Boss Lin, look at this..."

Lin Bufan shrugged nonchalantly: "Sure, go ahead and watch if you want. My magic is flawless anyway."

After getting Lin Bufan's permission, the staff immediately took action, directing the crowd to form a circle, with those in front squatting and those in the back standing, to ensure that everyone could see clearly.

The barrage of comments refreshed the screen again:

"Hide in the front row and crack the view!"

"Boss Lin is so generous! He's not afraid of anything!"

"I bet fifty cents that you can definitely spot the flaw this time!"

"Upstairs, Mr. Lin is betting 50 million, and you're betting cents. How can you be so embarrassed to say that? It should be at least !"

……

Lin Bufan stood in the center of the circle, looked around, and said with a smile, "Everyone, this time I want to ask Lawyer Zhuge to be my assistant. Is that okay with you?"

Hearing Lin Bufan's question, the people around him immediately exploded:

"I have a problem! Let me be your assistant!"

"Pick me, pick me! I have fast hands!"

"Boss Lin, look at me! When I get this 100 million, I'll give you half!"

"Boss Lin, I only want 30%!"

"I'll give you 10%. Mr. Lin, I only want 10%!"

"You guys really have no shame at all. The market is being destroyed by people like you!" After scolding everyone with a look of contempt, the big brother with a big gold chain looked at Lin Bufan again. However, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was almost beaten to death by everyone: "Mr. Lin, choose me. I'm not as greedy as them. I only want 100 million!"

"Nimma, I'll beat you to death!"

"Kill him, kill him!"

……

Lin Bufan glanced around and didn't seem to notice anyone volunteering. He then clapped his hands and said, "Alright! Since no one has any objections, then it's decided to be Lawyer Zhuge!"

Everyone: "???"

The barrage instantly flooded the screen:

"Good job! I give full marks to this operation!"

"Mr. Lin: What do you think I was observing? I was looking to see if there was any beauty prettier than Lawyer Zhuge! Obviously, there isn't one!"

"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. This guy's face is as thick as a city wall!"

Zhuge Dasheng pinched his brow helplessly: "Boss Lin, you..."

"Don't be nervous, Sister Dasheng!" Lin Bufan interrupted Zhuge Dasheng with a smile: "It's just a little magic trick, very simple!"

After saying that, Lin Bufan cleared his throat and pretended to straighten his sleeves: "Dear audience friends, now is the moment to witness a miracle!"

After saying this, Lin Bufan grabbed three times in the air with his right hand, shouting with each grab: "Taishang Laojun, hurry up and obey the command! The gold will soon reveal its true form!"

The people around held their breath, their eyes wide as bells, afraid of missing any details.

After Lin Bufan finished the third grab, he extended his clenched fist towards Zhuge Dasheng: "Sister Dasheng, please extend your hand."

Zhuge Dasheng hesitated for a moment, but still stretched out his right hand.

"Remember, when I let go of my hand, you must hold it tightly immediately, otherwise the gold will fly back to the sky!" Lin Bufan warned seriously.

Zhuge Dasheng nodded and stared at Lin Bufan's hand intently.

Lin Bufan slowly loosened his fist, and everyone around him craned their necks. The moment he completely withdrew his hand, Zhuge Dasheng immediately clenched his fist.

Zhuge Dasheng felt her palm sink and opened it in surprise - a glittering golden bracelet was lying quietly in her palm!

The barrage exploded instantly:

"Fuck! How the hell did this happen?"

"I didn't even blink!"

"This is unscientific! There must be someone behind it!"

"Lawyer Zhuge must be a shill!"

"Tell me in detail, how did you find out that Lawyer Zhuge was a shill?"

"High price for clues to the flaws. Private message if interested!"

"Upstairs, how much are you prepared to pay?"

"100!"

"One million? That's a little less!"

"It's 100, not !"

"If 100 isn't worth ten thousand, then it's 100 yuan! A clue worth 100 million yuan, and you're charging yuan, and you're still calling it a high price. Are you the person that Mr. Lin mentioned who has no concept of money?"

"Those who are collecting clues, V50 me first to see my strength!"

……

Not to mention others, even Zhuge Dasheng herself was stunned. She picked up the bracelet and examined it carefully: "Is this... is this really made of gold?"

Lin Bufan raised his chin proudly: "Of course, it's genuine!"

At this moment, the Douyin live broadcast room suddenly crashed again, and the screen froze on Lin Bufan's smug smile.

There was a wailing in the barrage area:

“It collapsed again!”

"Can Douyin do it?"

"Why do you always fail at the critical moment?"

Douyin was stuck, but there was no jam at the scene. After seeing Lin Bufan conjure up a gold bracelet right under their noses, the scene suddenly became chaotic. Some people exclaimed, some shouted that they had discovered the flaw, and some wanted to step forward to check whether the gold bracelet was real, but these people were stopped by the bodyguards prepared by Lin Bufan in advance!