Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

When Yang Mi came out with Teacher Huang's kitchen knife, she saw Lin Bufan still dawdling in the pavilion. She immediately put her hands on her hips and shouted, "Junior Lin, hurry up! What are you dawdling for? Are you feeling exhausted?"

Lin Bufan sighed and slowly walked towards the wooden board by the wall: "Sister Mi, you are playing too big, aren't you afraid of scaring everyone to death?"

Everyone:...

Don’t worry about whether we will be scared to death, worry about whether you will be hacked to death!

"Is this a big deal?" Yang Mi said nonchalantly while covering her eyes with a cloth strip. "It's only because I don't have a gun, otherwise I would show them a human body outlining gun trick!"

Everyone:...

Then you should just shoot him to death and give him a quick death!

Seeing that the two seemed to be ready for real, Teacher He hurried to the blindfolded Yang Mi and said, "Mi Mi, this is not a joke! A kitchen knife is very dangerous. What if you make a mistake..."

Teacher Huang also tried to dissuade her with a serious face: "Student Yang Mi, you've gone too far with this joke! What if someone gets hurt?"

Director Chen from the production team was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. He ran over and advised, "Mi Mi, we're recording a show. Safety is our top priority! How about a talent show? Singing and dancing are fine!"

Lin Bufan walked to the wooden board and stood still, waving at everyone: "It's okay, it's okay, let her throw it, it's not a big deal!"

Hearing this, Director Chen almost vomited blood.

Not a big deal?!

How can you say such a thing?

Even if you don't take your life seriously, could you please die far away?

Do you know that if you die here, our entire show might be ruined?

It's okay if the show fails, but what if I get arrested too? Don't you know I just found a new talent with great potential?

The most important thing is that I haven't fulfilled my promise to others. If I go to jail, won't I be a person who doesn't keep his word?

I, Chen, will never be a person who goes back on my word!

In order not to break his promise, Director Chen decided to persuade Lin Bufan again, but there was no way, Yang Mi couldn't persuade him!

Director Chen quickly walked over to Lin Bufan and said anxiously, "Boss Lin, I definitely support your performance, but we have to be careful about safety, right? How about we try another..."

Lin Bufan looked up and down at Director Chen in surprise. He didn't expect that this ordinary-looking Director Chen had such courage!

In view of Director Chen’s initiative to offer, Lin Bufan decided to give him a chance!

"Okay! Since Director Chen has said so, I can't deny you this favor!"

Seeing Lin Bufan finally give in, Director Chen was about to breathe a sigh of relief when he heard Lin Bufan say, "In that case, Director Chen, you will be the target!"

Director Chen: !!!

Director Chen turned around and walked away without saying a word, his steps as fast as if he was on a Hot Wheels.

Compared to not being able to fulfill his promise, Director Chen feels that as long as he can stay alive, nothing else matters!

"Hey! Director Chen! Don't go!" Lin Bufan shouted twice from behind, but Director Chen didn't even look back and ran faster than a rabbit.

Director Chen ran while waving to the staff nearby: "Quick! Call an ambulance! Notify the nearest hospitals!"

Director Wang anxiously grabbed Director Chen and said, "Director Chen, you're so confused! Why don't you try to persuade General Lin? This is too dangerous!"

Director Chen wiped the sweat from his forehead and said unhappily, "Director Wang, you're right. If that's the case, then why don't you be the target?"

"Huh? I suddenly remembered that it takes three calls to call an ambulance to be safe!" Director Wang ran, pulling out his phone as he ran: "I'll contact them right away!"

In the yard, Yang Mi had already blindfolded herself and was weighing Teacher Huang's shiny kitchen knife in her hand.

Everyone was still talking and trying to dissuade them, and the scene was in chaos.

"Mimi, this is too dangerous!"

"Student Yang Mi, stop it!"

"Sister Mi, stop it!"

Yang Mi waved the kitchen knife impatiently. "Be quiet! If you keep making noise, I can't guarantee where this knife will go if I lose my aim!"

Before he finished speaking, the courtyard fell silent. Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Peng Peng, and the others all hid behind Yang Mi, their movements so neatly that they seemed to have been rehearsed.

Seeing this scene, Lin Bufan couldn't help but twitch his lips. This is too real!

However, what made Lin Bufan feel a little relieved was that Sister Zifeng did not hide behind Yang Mi. She chose to stand side by side with Yang Mi, which was the greatest support for Lin Bufan!

Yang Mi took a deep breath, raised the kitchen knife and began to gather strength. She raised her arm high behind her, ready to throw——

"Whoosh!"

The kitchen knife flew out of his hand, but instead of flying forward towards Lin Bufan, it flew directly backwards!

"Ah!" Zheng Yan screamed, and the shiny kitchen knife hit her feet with a "bang", less than five centimeters away from her toes.

The yard was in an uproar in an instant.

"Oh my god! Is it not safe even at the back?" Peng Peng sat down on the ground.

"Hmm!" Teacher He's voice changed.

"Zheng Yan, are you okay?" Teacher Huang's face was pale.

Lin Bufan was also stunned. This is too outrageous! How can I catch it if you throw it backwards? Or are you going after Zheng Yan?

Zheng Yan's face turned pale, his whole body trembling, and he suddenly roared, "Yang Mi! You did this on purpose, didn't you?!"

Feeling the kitchen knife slip out of her hand, Yang Mi was a little panicked and quickly took off her blindfold.

After discovering that no one was hurt, Yang Mi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and a look of relief appeared on her face.

But when she saw the kitchen knife fall at Zheng Yan's feet and Zheng Yan looked furious, Yang Mi immediately put on an innocent expression.

"Tiantian, you misunderstood. How could I have done that on purpose?" Yang Mi blinked her eyes and said aggrievedly, "This was clearly a mistake. I won't do it again next time."

Zheng Yan was so angry that he was shaking all over: "Yang Mi! You——"

"It's all your fault!" Without giving Zheng Yan a chance to lose his temper, Yang Mi suddenly turned to the crowd, put her hands on her hips and scolded, "You kept talking and made me upset, so I lost my aim. No one is allowed to make a sound this time, or I won't care where the knife goes!"

As Yang Mi finished speaking, the yard fell silent. If there was no other way, everyone would have wanted to stop breathing. Even little H, who was about to yawn, had his mouth pinched by Peng Peng!

Seeing this, Yang Mi nodded with satisfaction, and then covered her eyes again!

Yang Mi took a deep breath and raised the kitchen knife again. Her arms tensed, the lines of her muscles faintly visible, and the knife gleamed coldly in the sunlight. With a soft shout, "Whoosh!" the knife flew out of her hand, tracing a sharp arc through the air, heading straight for Lin Bufan's face!

"Ah!" Zifeng's sister covered her eyes and dared not look.

Teacher He’s face turned pale: “It’s over, it’s over!”

Director Chen rushed forward and tried to pull Lin Bufan away, but it was too late.

Just as everyone was thinking about how to make the event more glamorous, Lin Bufan tilted his head slightly, and the kitchen knife stabbed deeply into the wooden board next to his ear with a "thump", the handle still trembling slightly. Lin Bufan's hair was lifted by the wind from the knife, fluttering gently.

Seeing that Lin Bufan was fine, everyone couldn't help but let out a long sigh, but Lin Bufan seemed to hear a few voices of disappointment mixed in!

But before Lin Bufan could make out what was happening, Yang Mi had already launched her second kitchen knife. This knife spun straight towards Lin Bufan's lower body, at an extremely tricky angle!

"Fuck!"

Seeing this scene, Peng Peng couldn't help but swear.

Teacher Huang couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Isn't this too cruel?"

Seeing the knife about to fly towards him, Lin Bufan quickly reached out and grabbed the waistband of his pants, yanking it upwards while standing on tiptoe. The knife flew past his crotch with a "swish" and "cracked" nailed to the wooden board between his legs, the tip of the knife less than a centimeter away from his vital point.

"Hiss—" All the men present gasped in unison and subconsciously clamped their legs together.

Before everyone could catch their breath, the third kitchen knife came, this time aimed at Lin Bufan's chest.

Because the first two kitchen knives were fixed, it was quite difficult for Lin Bufan to dodge this kitchen knife. If he wanted to dodge it, he would definitely have to make some very strange postures!

Seeing this, everyone thought that Lin Bufan was finally finished and it was time to consider starting the banquet!

But Lin Bufan reached out and grabbed the flying kitchen knife, then held it around his body with his backhand!

Now, there seem to be even more voices of disappointment!

Yang Mi's kitchen knives flew towards him one after another. Lin Bufan sometimes nimbly moved sideways, sometimes caught the knife and thrust it back, his movements smooth and flowing.

For those flying knives that were really off target, Lin Bufan would rush over to catch them, then quickly run back to his original position and pin the kitchen knife to the wooden board around his body.

"Knock! Knock! Knock!" The sound of the kitchen knife nailing into the wooden board continued. Lin Bufan's figure shuttled through the knife light, as if he was dancing a thrilling dance.

When the last kitchen knife landed firmly on Lin Bufan's head, Yang Mi finally took off her blindfold. She looked at Lin Bufan, who was "surrounded" by kitchen knives but remained unscathed, and proudly raised her chin to the crowd: "How's it going? I wasn't kidding you, was I? My knife throwing skills are pretty good, aren't they?"

The originally silent yard finally responded after hearing Yang Mi's question!

Teacher He clapped his hands mechanically: "Great, great..."

Peng Peng knelt before Lin Bufan and said, "Master! From today on, you are my real master! You are a god who has come down to earth to survive this!"

Sister Zifeng rushed to Lin Bufan with red eyes, and checked him with trembling hands to see if he was injured: "Brother Bufan, are you okay?"

……

Seeing everyone gathered around Lin Bufan, Yang Mi couldn't help but raise her voice: "Hey! Don't you have anything to say about my wonderful performance?"

Hearing this, Teacher He turned around and said seriously, "That was a great performance. Don't perform it again next time."

Teacher Huang stroked his chin and added, "Mimi, your knife-flying skills must be quite demanding on the guest performers, right? I suggest changing the name to 'The Disappearing Guest'."

Peng Peng poked his head out from behind Lin Bufan: "Sister Mi, did your last guest performer have a chance to leave any last words?"

……

After everyone returned to the pavilion and sat down, Zheng Yan's performance was finally about to begin!

Zheng Yan performed the bamboo flute, which sounded pretty good, but because his performance came right after Yang Mi, it was difficult to arouse everyone's interest!

There was no way, Yang Mi's performance was too thrilling, and everyone was still a little uneasy for a while!

After Zheng Yan finished his performance, it was time for the final voting. Teacher He cleared his throat and began his job as the host!

"Let's start with the first place. Each person will get one vote. The one with the most votes will be the first place."

Lin Bufan raised his hand without hesitation: "I vote for Sister Zifeng!"

Sister Zifeng couldn't help but feel a little shy about Lin Bufan's unreserved favoritism, while Yang Mi secretly kicked Lin Bufan under the table!

Teacher Huang stroked his chin and pretended to think for a while before saying, "I think Teacher He's "Gardenia Blossoms" is the most sentimental. I vote for Teacher He."

Teacher He immediately responded, "Then I vote for Teacher Huang. Although Teacher Huang is not a professional singer, this song "Rapeseed Flowers" captures the simple emotions of the working people, especially the transition, which is absolutely amazing!"

Lin Bufan raised his eyebrows and looked at Teacher He and Teacher Huang with suspicion: "Are you two trying to cheat each other?"

Teacher He immediately waved his hand and said, "Afan, what you said is true. We appreciate each other! Teacher Huang's singing is simple and unpretentious, and it expresses the true feelings of the working people. I have a clear conscience when I voted for her!"

Teacher Huang also said seriously, "That's right! Teacher He's "Gardenia Blossoms" is a classic among classics. It carries the youthful memories of countless people. My vote is well-founded!"

Seeing that these two old-timers had made their words so flawless, Lin Bufan couldn't help but curl his lips: "Alright, alright, you're both right. Peng Peng, who are you voting for?"

Hearing Lin Bufan's question, Peng Peng immediately shouted excitedly: "Because you were willing to risk your life just now, Master, I vote for Sister Mi!"

Lin Bufan glared at Peng Peng unhappily and said, "You don't even have such good eyesight, and you still want to learn kung fu? Go learn that!"

Zheng Yan, who didn't get a vote, said coldly, somewhat unhappy, "I voted for Song Qian."

Obviously, Zheng Yan thinks that I can ignore the ranking and gifts, but you can't not vote for me!

When it was Yang Mi's turn, she smiled slyly and said, "I voted for myself! I'd be remiss if I didn't take first place for such a brilliant performance!"

Zheng Yan's eyes widened immediately: "Can you vote for yourself?"

Yang Mi seemed to be justified: "The rules don't say you can't vote for yourself!"

Seeing this, Zheng Yan immediately changed his tone: "Then I will vote for myself too!"

Yang Mi simply rolled her eyes at Zheng Min's childish behavior, not bothering to argue with him. But as for the remaining votes, Yang Mi felt she still had to fight for them!

So before Song Qian could speak, Yang Mi came over first: "Qianqian~"

Song Qian naturally knew what Yang Mi wanted to do, but she was much smarter than Peng Peng, so she was naturally unmoved!

"I'm going to support Sister Zifeng. There's no other way. My boss is here and I have to listen to him!" As she said this, Song Qian winked playfully at Lin Bufan.

Teacher He counted the votes and said, "I have one vote, Teacher Huang has one vote, Yanyan has one vote, Mimi has two votes, and Sister Zifeng has two votes. Sister Zifeng, it's your turn to vote."

Sister Zifeng didn't expect that just because she voted slowly, her vote would become the one that decided the outcome!

Under the gaze of everyone, after hesitating for a while, Sister Zifeng still didn't feel comfortable enough to vote for herself: "I... I'll vote for Sister Mi."

"Yeah!" Yang Mi cheered immediately, raising her eyebrows proudly at Lin Bufan: "See? The public's eyes are sharp!"

Just as Yang Mi was about to reach out to grab the reverse clock in front of Lin Bufan, Sang Biao suddenly emerged from under the table, typing away with his dog paws: [Are you being too happy too soon? I haven't even voted yet!]