Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

As Lin Bufan walked away, he had already called Xiuman. Everyone could vaguely hear him say to the other end of the phone: "Xiaoman, it's your Brother Lin, smite..."

Everyone:...

Xiaoman?!

You are a young man in your twenties, how do you call an old man in his sixties or seventies Xiaoman?

Song Qian blinked, turned to look at Teacher He, and asked hesitantly, "Teacher He, has Mr. Lin...always been like this?"

Teacher He waved his hands, feeling both amused and helpless. "Don't ask me. Afan and I just met for the first time yesterday. If you want to know, you should ask Mimi. They are more familiar with each other."

Yang Mi immediately shook her head to make her position clear: "Teacher He, please stop talking nonsense! We are not familiar with each other, we are enemies now!"

No one said anything, but just stared at Yang Mi.

Under everyone's gaze, Yang Mi finally couldn't hold back any longer: "Okay, okay, I say it's okay! Although we have known each other for a long time, we haven't been together for a long time. Moreover, he basically doesn't read or reply to my messages, so we are not particularly familiar with each other. If you really want to know more about him, you should ask Sang Biao."

Song Qian looked bewildered: "Who is Sang Biao? Besides Mr. Lin and Sister Mi, are there any other guests?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Sang Biao, who had been teasing Xiao H's family of six, suddenly raised his head, a flash of anger in his eyes, and immediately rushed over with a ruthless gait, took out his phone and typed: [Such a big dog, you can't see it?! ]

Song Qian was startled by Sang Biao's sudden charge. When she saw the words on the phone, her eyes widened in surprise: "This...this dog can type?!"

Seeing Song Qian's surprised look, Teacher He couldn't help but feel a little surprised: "Qianqian, you don't know Brother Biao yet, do you?"

Teacher He guessed correctly. Song Qian really didn't know Sang Biao, but based on the current situation, Song Qian could guess who Brother Biao was.

Looking at the furious Sang Biao in front of her, Song Qian thought it best to tell a white lie to avoid being bitten by him: "How could it be! Of course I know Brother Biao, I just didn't react at the moment..."

Sang Biao narrowed his eyes, sizing up Song Qian suspiciously, his claws rapidly typing on his phone: [Oh? Then tell me, what is my favorite food?]

Song Qian looked at the question on Sang Biao's phone and answered tentatively, "Brother Biao's favorite thing to eat should be... dog food, right?"

When Sang Biao heard this, his eyes widened immediately, and he tapped the phone screen with his paws: [What do you mean? Do you think I'm a dog? You're making me eat dog food?!]

Song Qian was startled by Sang Biao's reaction and quickly waved her hands to explain, "No, no, what I mean is... you're a dog, so the food you eat is naturally called dog food! What people eat is called human food, and what dogs eat is called dog food. What's wrong with that?"

Sang Biao was stunned, a confused expression on his face, his paw hanging in the air for a long time without moving. He tilted his head and thought for a while, as if he was confused by Song Qian's logic.

After a long while, Sang Biao reluctantly typed: [Okay, you pass this one.]

Song Qian had just breathed a sigh of relief when Sang Biao quickly typed again, "Then who are my four beloved concubines?"

"My beloved concubine? And the Four Great Ones?" Song Qian was stunned and speechless. She looked at Teacher He and Yang Mi for help, but they both turned their heads away, stifling laughter and pretending not to see.

With no other options, Song Qian had to bite the bullet and admit, "Um...Brother Biao, I don't really know you that well..."

To prevent Sang Biao from getting angry, Song Qian quickly explained, "Brother Biao, I've been developing overseas before, so I haven't paid much attention to the situation here. Don't worry, from today on, I will keep an eye on your updates!"

[I knew you were lying! No one can fool you, Brother Biao!] Sang Biao swung his tail triumphantly and typed: [Remember what you said. If you fail the exam again next time, I will let my over 30 million fans cyberbully you!]

Song Qian hurriedly nodded and bowed, smiling apologetically: "Brother Biao, don't worry, I will definitely keep an eye on your updates! You are so majestic and domineering, you must have a lot of fans, right?"

Sang Biao proudly swung his tail and typed: [Of course! I have many more fans than you!]

Seeing that Sang Biao was in a good mood, Song Qian cautiously asked, "Brother Biao, can you tell me about Mr. Lin? I'm quite curious about him."

丧彪斜瞥了宋倩一眼，狗爪在手机上敲得啪啪响：【你想知道哪方面？总不能把他穿开裆裤尿了几次床、偷看隔壁王寡妇洗澡被狗追了三条街、初中给校花写情书结果被贴公告栏、高中打架被记过、大学追校花结果被人家男朋友揍得鼻青脸肿这些事都告诉你吧？】

Everyone was stunned. Teacher He held his stomach and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back. "Afan has such a glorious history?"

Yang Mi was also laughing so hard that her body was shaking: "Hahaha, it turns out that Junior Brother Lin has been so promising since he was a child!"

As Yang Mi was laughing, something suddenly occurred to her, so she asked in confusion, "Brother Biao, why didn't I see you when I met Junior Lin?"

Sang Biao curled his lips in disdain and typed: [Nonsense, I wasn't even born at that time, where were you going to see me?]

Teacher He keenly noticed the loophole and pushed up his non-existent glasses. "Wait, Brother Biao, didn't you just talk about Afan's childhood? Since you weren't born yet, how did you know?"

Sang Biao looked at Teacher He with a look that suggested he was mentally retarded, and typed quickly with his dog paws: [Are you stupid? I don’t know, can’t I just listen to my mother?]

Everyone burst into laughter again. Teacher Huang wiped away tears of laughter and said, "This dog is so funny!"

After laughing, Song Qian finally asked her own question: "Brother Biao, President Lin just said he wanted to acquire our company... Was he joking or serious?"

Sang Biao's claws clattered as he typed: [That must be true! It's not a big deal, so why lie?]

Everyone fell into silence: ...

With this personality and intelligence, don't you really want to consider taking it for a paternity test?

Seeing Song Qian remained silent, Sang Biao tilted his head and continued typing: [What's the matter? You don't want to work under Lin Gou? ]

Lin Dog?!

Who is Lin Gou?

After a brief consideration of the context, Song Qian immediately realized who Sang Biao was referring to... no, who was the Lin Gou in the phone!

After figuring it out, Song Qian immediately waved her hands excitedly: "No, no! I don't want to work under Lin Gou... No! It's Mr. Lin! I mean I really want to work under Mr. Lin!"

Song Qian was so excited for a reason - Lin Bufan might become her new boss in the future, and she didn't want him to misunderstand that she didn't want to work under him. How could she offend her boss before she even started working?

Seeing this, Sang Biao typed with his dog paws: [What are you panicking about? What's wrong with calling me Lin Gou? I call you that every day!]

Isn't that bullshit? How can we be the same? I call my dog ​​a bastard every day, how can I call you that?

Sang Biao naturally had no idea what Song Qian was thinking, as he was still typing away.

[If I didn't hate seeing you guys dancing in black stockings with your waists and butts exposed, I would have snagged you all in advance and signed you all, making Lin Gou mad!]

Even though Song Qian was used to seeing all kinds of things, her face couldn't help but blush slightly at this moment: "So, President Lin acquired our company just to see this?"

Sang Biao glanced at Song Qian with disdain, and typed away with his dog paws: [Nonsense! If you're not watching this, are you here to appreciate art?]

Everyone burst into laughter again, and Peng Peng slapped his thigh with laughter: "Brother Biao, you dare to say that? Aren't you afraid that my master will come back and beat you up?"

Sang Biao heard Peng Peng's words and swung his tail in disdain, a trace of contempt flashed in his eyes. He suddenly jumped up, drew a beautiful arc in the air, and then landed steadily on the wooden table in the middle of the yard. He raised his front paw and gently pressed -

With a "click", a clear claw mark was left on the heavy wooden table!

Everyone gasped, and Teacher He exclaimed, "This, this table is solid!"

Sang Biao proudly pulled out his phone and typed: [Take me down? Does he have the ability to do that?]

At this moment, Lin Bufan came back from the phone call. Seeing everyone's shocked expressions, he asked curiously, "What's wrong with you? What are you doing behind my back?"

Seeing Lin Bufan return, Sang Biao's expression changed instantly. Before anyone could speak, he jumped down from the stone table and ran to Lin Bufan's feet. A fawning smile covered his face as he typed quickly with his paws: [Brother Lin! I'm helping you with Song Qian's thinking! She doesn't want to work under you, and I'm trying to persuade her!]

Lin Bufan glanced at Sang Biao suspiciously, then turned to look at Song Qian: "Really?"

Although she didn't want to admit it, compared to dancing in black stockings that exposed her waist and buttocks, and the wooden table with claw marks, Song Qian decided it was better to go along with this. "That's not the case, Mr. Lin. Brother Biao misunderstood! I'm just... I'm just a little worried about too much change..." Song Qian chose her words carefully. "I don't like change at all. I'm afraid I won't be able to adapt. I'm a little nervous, but I fully support your decision to acquire the company!"

Lin Bufan patted Song Qian's shoulder and said earnestly, "Then you really need to adapt quickly."

"Okay, thank you, Mr. Lin. I will definitely adapt as soon as possible... Huh?!" At first, Song Qian didn't react, but as she spoke, she realized something was wrong: "Mr. Lin, you don't mean to say... Lee Soo-man really agreed to your acquisition, right?"

"Of course!" Lin Bufan spread his hands as if it was a matter of course: "I've personally taken action, how can Xiaoman not agree?"

Even though Lin Bufan admitted it himself, Song Qian still couldn't believe it: "No way? I heard that Li Xiuman treats the company like his own son. How could he sell his own son so easily?"

"Can I ask a question?" After a pause, Song Qian asked cautiously, "Mr. Lin, how did you convince Lee Soo-man?"

Lin Bufan didn't pay attention to Song Qian's slightly presumptuous question. He waved his hand casually and said, "He seems like a biological son, but he's not a biological son after all. Even if he is a biological son, he's not as important as me in the eyes of many people."

Song Qian was confused: "Boss Lin, what do you mean?"

Lin Bufan didn't answer, but asked, "What do you think an old man in his sixties or seventies cares about most?"

Song Qian frowned and thought: "Career? Wealth? Reputation?"

"No." Lin Bufan shook his head.

"Is that... healthy?"

"Close, but not quite there yet."

Song Qian racked her brains but couldn't figure it out: "What on earth is that?"

Lin Bufan still didn't answer directly, but asked again: "Have you read Journey to the West? Do you remember why those monsters wanted to eat Tang Sanzang?"

Peng Peng, who was standing nearby, suddenly jumped up and shouted excitedly, "I know, I know! It's for immortality!"

"Bingo! Correct answer!" Lin Bufan snapped his fingers.

Song Qian, however, still looked bewildered: "Everyone cares about this, but it's useless. Could it be that Mr. Lin can make him immortal?"

Lin Bufan raised his lips to a meaningful smile: "Maybe others can't do it, but I can!"

"What?!" The crowd that was originally watching the excitement was now also very excited: "Can you make people immortal?"

Lin Bufan pressed his hand, signaling everyone to calm down: "Immortality is a bit exaggerated, but adding ten or twenty years to your lifespan and maintaining youthfulness for a few more decades is no problem!"

The scene erupted in an uproar. Teacher He's teacup clattered to the ground, and Teacher Huang stumbled and nearly fell. Yang Mi stared at Lin Bufan with wide eyes, while Sang Biao remained unfazed.

"Are you serious?!" Yang Mi's voice was trembling. "Do you know what this means?"

"Of course I know." Lin Bufan calmly counted on his fingers: "It means that I can let the girl groups under SM dance whenever they want, wherever they want, and whatever they want!" Lin Bufan shook his head unconsciously while speaking: "Then let them dance at the company's annual meeting, at the celebration banquet, and in my office--"

"Who asked you that?" Yang Mi grabbed the handbag beside her and threw it at Lin Bufan. "I'm talking about increasing lifespan and maintaining youth! Who cares about your dancing in those black stockings that reveal your waist and buttocks?"

"Ah? That's what you're asking about!" Lin Bufan blinked innocently, "Why didn't you say that earlier?"

Everyone:...

Everyone knows which one is being asked, right?

Although the girl in black stockings dancing in the office is indeed quite tempting!

Lin Bufan cleared his throat and began to introduce the products of Xiao Heizi's company: "Everyone knows that I have a world-renowned AI company called Xiao Baizi. What everyone doesn't know is that I actually have a cosmetics company called Xiao Heizi!

Just from the name, you should be able to see that this is a company that is no less powerful than Xiaobaizi!

And the products I mentioned, which extend youth and lifespan, come from this small black company!

It can reverse physiological aging, allowing a 60-year-old to have the physical functions of a 40-year-old or even younger. It achieves anti-aging effects by changing the physiological state of cells, tissues, and organs, while also increasing the human body's maximum lifespan..."