"Brother Lin! Sister Mi! Welcome, welcome!" Peng Peng and sister Zifeng came forward warmly, staring at Lin Bufan with sparkling eyes.

Lin Bufan raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Do you know me?"

"Of course I know him!" Zifeng's sister smiled with her eyes curved. "Brother Lin, you're famous now. The internet is full of news about you. I realized it after you hung up the phone!"

"Brother Lin, let me help you—ouch!" Peng Peng reached out to take the suitcase from Lin Bufan's hand. However, the suitcase was so light in Lin Bufan's hand that Peng Peng stumbled. "Brother Lin, your suitcase is quite heavy. Why did you bring so many things?"

Just as he was about to say that, Peng Peng suddenly seemed to remember something and nervously lowered his voice, "Brother Lin, you didn't really bring dog meat, did you?"

Lin Bufan patted Peng Peng on the shoulder and said meaningfully, "Peng Peng, remember to be more careful with your words next time. Do you know that you've offended two beings at once with this statement? If you were put into a fantasy novel, you wouldn't survive two chapters!"

Peng Peng looked around belatedly and was met with Sang Biao's ferocious dog face with bared teeth and Yang Mi's murderous death stare. He was immediately frightened.

"I, that's not what I meant!" Peng Peng waved his hands anxiously, "I meant..."

Sang Biao had already pulled out his phone and was typing: [Is dog meat delicious?]

Yang Mi smiled and clenched her fists: "Do you have any objections to my box?"

Peng Peng noticed the atmosphere was off, and immediately tried to make amends: "Sister Mi, your makeup looks really good today! It really suits your temperament!"

Yang Mi was about to smile, but Peng Peng's next words made her face darken even more: "By the way, Sister Mi, this is called smoky makeup, right?"

Although he didn't know what he said was wrong, seeing Yang Mi's increasingly dark face, Peng Peng knew that something must have gone wrong, so he immediately decided to change the target. He could only appease as many people as he could!

Peng Peng squatted down and flattered Sang Biao, "Brother Biao! I'm your loyal fan! Judging from your current popularity, I dare say it's absolutely unique. Even Brother Lin has to back off!"

Lin Bufan, who was originally silently laughing at Yang Mi, now had his smile frozen on his face.

Hearing Peng Peng's flattery, Sang Biao raised his head proudly, and quickly typed: [Good vision! If you encounter any problems in the future, mention my name, so that it can be used!]

Peng Peng saw that he had finally coaxed one of them into submission. Just as he was about to celebrate, Lin Bufan grabbed his shoulder and said, "Peng Peng, if you don't want to get beaten, just shut up."

"Ah?" Peng Peng looked confused, not knowing what mistake he had made again!

Sister Zifeng finally couldn't stand it anymore and could only whisper a reminder: "Don't you know? Brother Lin and Brother Biao often fight over who is more popular. Now you say in front of Brother Lin that Brother Biao is more popular than him, it would be strange if he is happy!"

Peng Peng was completely dumbfounded. How could this be possible? Why was everything I said wrong?

Just when Peng Peng was doubting himself, Teacher He walked out of the yard.

Teacher He trotted over with a look of surprise on his face, as if he had no idea that it was Lin Bufan who was coming today: "Oh! It's really Lin Bufan! I didn't believe it when Zifeng told me!"

When Lin Bufan saw Teacher He, he immediately extended his hand enthusiastically: "Hello, Teacher He! I grew up watching your show!"

Teacher He held Lin Bufan's hand, a hint of resentment flashing in his eyes. Didn't we say that yesterday? Why are we saying it again today? But soon, Teacher He put on his standard smile again: "Mr. Lin is too modest. You are the pride of our country!"

Lin Bufan held Teacher He's hand and said with a smile, "Teacher He, please don't call me Mr. Lin. It's too formal. Just call me Brother Lin!"

Teacher He was stunned when he heard this, and then he immediately thought of a countermeasure: "I have no problem with this, but I can't call you brother for nothing. What are you going to give me as compensation for changing my name?"

After a moment's hesitation, Lin Bufan said, "Why not take my thick skin as a gift?"

Teacher He patted Lin Bufan lightly: "Go away! Who wants your thick skin?"

Seeing the bickering between Lin Bufan and Teacher He, everyone couldn't help but laugh. After the laughter died down, Lin Bufan said, "It was just a joke! Teacher He, you can call me Xiaolin, Bufan, Afan, or even the nickname everyone gave me, Prince."

"Oh—" Teacher He deliberately dragged out his tone and said meaningfully, "Speaking of this prince, I heard that it seems that this is not a nickname given to you by others, but you insisted on being called that, right?"

Hearing this, Yang Mi, Peng Peng and Zifeng's sister couldn't help but laugh out loud again.

Lin Bufan immediately waved his hands in mock anxiety, "Teacher He, you're wronging me! It was obviously the fans who called me that first. I was just following public opinion!"

Teacher He smiled and patted Lin Bufan on the shoulder: "Okay, okay, no more jokes. Then I'll call you Afan. It sounds like Afanti, and you happen to be just as omnipotent as Afanti."

Lin Bufan quickly said modestly, "Teacher He, you're too kind. How can I compare with Afanti?"

After a pause, Lin Bufan changed the subject and said, "I'm only a little bit better than him!"

Just then, footsteps were heard in the yard. Teacher Huang, wearing an apron and holding a kitchen knife, came out angrily, "Who said we wanted to eat dog meat? Stand out and let me see! Look, our little H is so scared that he doesn't dare to go out!"

Lin Bufan immediately raised his hands in surrender: "Hello, Teacher Huang! I ordered the dish, but I didn't say I wanted to eat Xiao H!"

Teacher Huang looked Lin Bufan up and down, the kitchen knife flashing coldly in the sunlight. "Are you Lin Bufan? The mecha guy from the internet?"

Lin Bufan nodded and extended his hand with a smile: "Hello, Teacher Huang! I've heard a lot about you! I'm a loyal viewer of your show."

Teacher Huang shifted the kitchen knife to his left hand and shook hands with Lin Bufan with his right hand. "You look more energetic than on TV, young man. But we need to have a serious talk about ordering dog meat."

At this moment, Sang Biao suddenly poked his head out from behind Lin Bufan and barked twice at Teacher Huang.

Teacher Huang looked down and laughed, "Wow, you really brought your own food? This dog is quite fat. I wonder if the pot at home can stew it!"

When Sang Biao heard this, he immediately got furious and took out his phone to type: [Old man, say it again? Do you believe I will bite you? ]

Teacher Huang saw Sang Biao typing skillfully on his phone and his eyes widened in surprise: "Wow! This dog has become a spirit!"

Teacher He explained with a smile: "Teacher Huang, this is Brother Biao. He is very popular online now and has more fans than the two of us combined."

Teacher Huang squatted down and looked at Sang Biao curiously: "So amazing? Can you cook? How about you make lunch today?"

Sang Biao rolled his eyes and typed: [I can make bread with a little oligei, want to try it?]

Teacher Huang, who couldn't keep up with the pace of the internet, looked at Sang Biao's phone with a bewildered look on his face. "Bread with O'Learn? Is this a new dish? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Peng Peng and Zi Feng, who were standing nearby, covered their mouths with their hands and giggled. Teacher He also couldn't help but look away. Yang Mi even laughed out loud, quickly covering her mouth with her hands.

Lin Bufan raised his foot and kicked Sang Biao on the butt: "Who did you learn all this nonsense from, you dog? You've been learning bad things on the Internet all day, right? I'll teach you a lesson when I get home!" Then, Lin Bufan turned to Teacher Huang and said with an apologetic smile: "Teacher Huang, please don't mind. This silly dog ​​has been obsessed with watching short videos lately."

Sang Biao was kicked and jumped forward two steps. He turned back and glared at Lin Bufan with grievance.

Teacher He leaned over to Teacher Huang's ear and whispered, "Teacher Huang, 'Oli Gei' is an internet slang, meaning..."

"What?!" Teacher Huang's eyes widened and the kitchen knife in his hand almost fell to the ground. He waved the knife in pretended anger: "You bastard, you dare to make fun of me? I'm going to boil water now, and I must stew you today!" Then he turned and walked towards the kitchen.

Sang Biao panicked immediately upon seeing this, and stretched out his two chubby hind legs to chase after it, putting his two front paws together and bowing continuously, with a flattering expression written all over his face.

Seeing that Teacher Huang ignored him, Sang Biao quickly took out his phone and typed: [Teacher Huang, I was wrong! Please be magnanimous! Please forgive me just this once...]

Teacher Huang and Sang Biao entered the yard one after the other. Teacher He looked at the backs of the man and the dog, smiled helplessly and shook his head, then turned to Lin Bufan and Yang Mi and said, "Afan, Mimi, let's go in and talk."

Yang Mi crossed her arms and deliberately curled her lips: "Teacher He finally saw me? I thought you only had eyes for Junior Lin and couldn't see me!"

Teacher He patted his thigh with an annoyed look: "My fault, my fault, I should have bowed and saluted the first time I saw our Mimi." As he said that, he was about to salute!

Yang Mi hurried forward to support Teacher He who was about to bow: "Oh Teacher He, you are going to shorten my life!"

Teacher He straightened up and said with a smile, "You're just afraid that our Mimi will be angry!"

Yang Mi took Teacher He's arm and said affectionately, "How dare I be angry with you! Let's go in quickly. I can't wait to see the Mushroom House."

As they were talking, a group of people walked up the stairs towards the yard. Teacher He and Yang Mi walked in front, and Peng Peng carried Yang Mi's suitcase and moved up with difficulty.

Thinking back on the performance of everyone and Sang Biao, Lin Bufan couldn't help but sigh:

How come all of them are so good at acting? They seem to be better than me!

Do not!

Can't be outdone by them!

I am the strongest.

Just as Lin Bufan was secretly encouraging himself, sister Zifeng beside him whispered to him, "Brother Lin, let's go in too."

Coming back to his senses, seeing that it was Zifeng's sister, Lin Bufan immediately put on a friendly smile: "Sister Zifeng, don't call me Brother Lin, it seems too formal. Just call me Brother Bufan, it seems more friendly."

Sister Zifeng's cheeks flushed slightly. After hesitating for a moment, she whispered, "No, Brother Bufan..."

Lin Bufan immediately responded happily: "Yeah! Yes, that's what I'll call you from now on!"

Peng Peng, who had only moved ten steps, was taking a deep breath and asked with a strange look on his face, "Brother Bufan? Should I call him that too?"

Lin Bufan glanced at Peng Peng and said bluntly, "What's your business? Hurry up and lift the box up. It's blocking the way for me and sister Zifeng."

Peng Peng immediately stepped aside like a punching bag, aggrieved: "Then... you guys go first."

Looking at Peng Peng's non-aggressive appearance, Lin Bufan felt a little embarrassed, so when he passed by Peng Peng, he picked up Yang Mi's suitcase!

Peng Peng was stunned to see Lin Bufan carrying the suitcase in one hand while chatting and laughing with Zifeng, looking effortless. When he came to his senses, Lin Bufan and Zifeng had disappeared at the end of the stairs and walked into the courtyard of the mushroom house.

Peng Peng hurriedly chased after them, and as soon as he entered the yard, he found that everyone was already sitting in the pavilion drinking tea and chatting.

Peng Peng ran over and first tried Yang Mi's suitcase in disbelief to confirm that he was not hallucinating - the suitcase was indeed ridiculously heavy.

Then he ran to Lin Bufan with a look of shock on his face and asked, "Brother Lin, do you know Kung Fu? How come you can lift the box so easily?"

Seeing Peng Peng's excitement, Teacher He and Teacher Huang looked over in surprise: "What's wrong, Peng Peng?"

Peng Peng gestured excitedly, "Just now, I had a hard time carrying Sister Mi's suitcase, but Brother Lin lifted it up with one hand, like it was an empty suitcase!

Do not!

It’s probably easier than carrying an empty suitcase!”

Teacher Huang always included a dose of teaching in his jokes: "Peng Peng, you lack exercise. Look at Afan, he's so strong."

"Peng Peng, drink more milk in the future. I believe you can be as strong as Afan in the future!" Although Teacher He was joking, he was also advertising for the sponsor again. He never forgets his job!

Seeing that no one believed him, Peng Peng immediately became anxious. He quickly walked over to Yang Mi's suitcase and lifted it up with both hands. His face flushed red. "Look! It's really heavy! I'm definitely not exaggerating!"

Everyone laughed at Peng Peng's childish look. Teacher He said jokingly, "Afan, why don't you tell me what's going on?"

Teacher He originally thought that Lin Bufan would agree with them, saying that Peng Peng just lacked exercise and that Lin Bufan was able to lift it because he was strong. However, Lin Bufan suddenly put away his smile and became extremely serious.

The people who were originally laughing and chatting gradually felt that the atmosphere was not right. The laughter gradually died down, and everyone fell silent, all looking at Lin Bufan.

Under the gaze of everyone, Lin Bufan slowly spoke in a serious tone: "Peng Peng is right, I do know Kung Fu."

"I told you!" Peng Peng immediately jumped up excitedly: "Brother Lin definitely knows Kung Fu! And you still don't believe it!"

Teacher Huang waved his hand in annoyance to stop Peng Peng: "Don't interrupt, listen to what Afan has to say."

Lin Bufan took a deep breath and continued, "I promised my master not to tell anyone about this, but I didn't expect Peng Peng to accidentally discover it today. Now that things have come to this, I can only..."

At this point, Lin Bufan paused deliberately, intending to give everyone time to think and savor the situation. However, Peng Peng subconsciously responded, "Murder to silence the witness!"

Everyone looked at Peng Peng, each one with a weirder look in their eyes. Teacher He held his forehead and said helplessly, "Peng Peng, who do you think would be killed if someone was killed to silence them?"

Peng Peng: “…”

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