Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?
Chapter 562: Too Much Self-Esteem
Lin Bufan naturally refuted Qu Xiaoxiao's slander immediately: "Monster Qu, what you said is wrong. How can this be called fleecing? I am saving an ignorant girl, okay?
Zhang Anren is a man of two minds. To curry favor with the daughter of Shanghai, he dumped his wife. What do you call that? Isn't he a modern-day Chen Shimei?
My actions were truly righteous. In ancient times, I would be called a hero!"
On the other end of the phone, Qu Xiaoxiao snorted softly: "Oh? Really?" Although Qu Xiaoxiao didn't say she didn't believe it, her tone was clearly teasing: "What about this time? Which ignorant girl are you going to save again?"
"This time it's not the ignorant girl," Lin Bufan said righteously, "This time we have to save the ignorant young woman."
"Lin Bufan!" Qu Xiaoxiao's voice suddenly rose. "You bastard, you son of a bitch, you actually want to snatch that Yuan Yuan away? Are you still human?"
"Qu Yaoguai, you misunderstood. It's not Yuan Yuan! I'm really not interested in her!"
"Even if you're not that Yuan Yuan, you're still a bastard, a bastard, a son of a bitch!"
"Okay, okay, I have something else to do. I won't chat with you anymore. I need you to help me find someone to keep an eye on Zhang Anren and Yuan Yuan. If they go out together, notify me immediately."
Since she had already agreed, Qu Xiaoxiao didn't hesitate and agreed directly: "Okay, I'll get someone to keep an eye on it!"
After arranging the task for Qu Xiaoxiao, Lin Bufan grabbed Sang Biao, who was addicted to online games, and walked out.
what? !
Discuss it with Sang Biao? Ask for his help?
What a joke!
You really can't tell the difference between the big and small kings, right?
When Lin Bufan carried Sang Biao back to Zhong Xiaoqin and Zhu Suosuo, Sang Biao was still struggling, kicking its four claws in the air and making dissatisfied "whining" sounds from its mouth.
"Boss, this..." Zhu Suosuo was dumbfounded when she saw this. She didn't expect Lin Bufan to directly mention Sang Biao, which made Sang Biao lose face in front of other dogs. Could Sang Biao still help?
Lin Bufan shrugged and said casually, "This bastard is getting more and more irritable now. He has no sense at all. He doesn't even wag his tail when he sees me. I have to teach him a lesson today!"
As soon as Lin Bufan finished speaking, Sang Biao suddenly turned around and was about to bite Lin Bufan's wrist. But Lin Bufan seemed to have anticipated this and dodged it with a flick of his wrist. He also flicked Sang Biao's head: "Still want to bite me? Do you think you can do it?"
Zhu Suosuo couldn't stand it any longer, so she quickly stepped forward and took Sang Biao from Lin Bufan's arms. While stroking his fur, she softly counseled Sang Biao, "Brother Biao, let's not argue with that bastard. Think about it, you can't resist anyway, so you might as well cooperate. This way, at least you can suffer less and gain some benefits, right?"
Sang Biao was very irritable at first, but with Zhu Suosuo's comfort, he gradually calmed down!
After figuring it out, Sang Biao twisted his body in Zhu Suosuo's arms, and then used his claws to grab Zhu Suosuo's mobile phone.
Zhu Suosuo understood and quickly unlocked the phone and handed it to Sang Biao, then took out a special silicone "hand" glove and put it on Sang Biao's front paws. The glove had small bumps on the fingertips, which made it convenient for Sang Biao to type on the phone keyboard.
Zhong Xiaoqin knew that the dogs in Biaoge Paradise were powerful, and she also knew that Sangbiao was smart, but she didn't expect Sangbiao to be so smart. Seeing Sangbiao skillfully poking the phone screen with his paws to type, Zhong Xiaoqin almost dropped her jaw!
"This...this is too amazing, right?" Zhong Xiaoqin couldn't help but move closer, afraid of missing any details.
Zhu Suosuo explained with a smile: "Sang Biao is just a little bit smarter than ordinary dogs. Being able to type is nothing."
Zhong Xiaoqin swallowed her saliva. How could this be considered smart? I feel like I'm not even as smart as it!
Sang Biao poked the phone screen with his claws and quickly typed out a line of words: "You can ask me for help, I want to play the leading role in "The Battle of the Forbidden City"!"
Lin Bufan was furious when he saw it. "Bullshit! This movie is the realization of my dream. How can I let a piece of shit like you be the protagonist? Do you know what artistic pursuit is? Do you know what acting dreams are?"
Sang Biao didn't force it and quickly typed, "Then I want to play the second male lead!"
"Don't even think about it! Do you know how much effort I put into this film? From polishing the script to the martial arts design, every detail was personally reviewed by me! What do you, a dog, know about performing arts?"
"Then I want to play a significant supporting role!"
"Don't even think about it! You still dare to negotiate with me? The best you can do is play a supporting role!"
"So there's nothing to talk about?"
"There's nothing to talk about!"
……
The quarrel between the man and the dog became more and more fierce. Sang Biao was so angry that he bared his teeth and his hair stood up. Lin Bufan was not willing to be outdone and rolled up his sleeves to teach Sang Biao a lesson. Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Zhu Suosuo quickly stepped in and said, "Alright, alright, calm down!"
Zhu Suosuo rubbed Sang Biao's head first, then tugged at the corner of Lin Bufan's clothes: "Boss, Sang Biao is not only the signboard of our Biaoge Paradise, he is also a well-known internet celebrity who has appeared in newspapers several times and on Douyin. Letting him play a supporting role will not only increase the popularity of our Biaoge Paradise, but also the popularity of your movie. It's a win-win situation!"
Sang Biao took the opportunity to type on his phone: "In the second part, my role must be equal to that of the main characters!" After typing, he glanced at Lin Bufan provocatively.
"You're dreaming!" Lin Bufan was so angry that he jumped up and down, but under Zhu Suosuo's pleading eyes, he finally compromised reluctantly: "Okay, okay, I'll give you a role with lines in the first part, and we'll see how the second part performs at the box office!"
Sang Biao tilted his head, thinking for a moment, then extended his paw to high-five Lin Bufan. Lin Bufan nudged its paw pad with disdain, then turned to Zhong Xiaoqin with a look of deep sorrow: "Sister Xiaoqin, look how much I've sacrificed for you! This is my dream project, something I've been preparing for years, and now this bastard has taken all my time..."
Lin Bufan covered his chest exaggeratedly and continued with emotion: "Do you know what is the most painful thing for an actor? It is having to compromise artistic pursuits for reality! But in order to help you find Pikachu, I even gave up my dream..." As he spoke, he pretended to wipe away non-existent tears.
Seeing Lin Bufan's "heartbroken" expression, Zhong Xiaoqin felt bad and quickly waved her hands, saying, "Lin Bufan, why don't you just forget it? I... I'll think of another way..."
"How can that be!" Lin Bufan immediately straightened his back, his face full of righteousness: "I, Lin Bufan, will keep my promise to you! It's just to let this bastard get a role. Compared to your smile, Sister Xiaoqin, this little sacrifice is nothing!"
As he spoke, Lin Bufan moved closer to Zhong Xiaoqin, blinked, and lowered his voice: "But Sister Xiaoqin, you must remember my kindness. If someone asks who treats you best in the future, you must be the first to say my name!"
Zhong Xiaoqin chuckled at Lin Bufan's amusement and punched him lightly: "How can you... be so frivolous!"
"I call this investing!" Lin Bufan raised his chin proudly. "Be nice to Sister Xiaoqin now. Maybe you can get your money back with interest later!"
Zhu Suosuo rolled her eyes as she listened!
Lin Bufan naturally knew that there was no time to lose, and he had many other plans, so he said directly: "Okay, stop wasting time, let's go out and find Pikachu!"
When the group left Biaoge Paradise, Lin Bufan took down a dog leash with a cartoon bone pattern printed on it from the wall and said, "Here, dog, put this on."
As soon as Sang Biao saw the dog leash, his fur immediately stood up. He scratched the ground with his four paws and refused to get close. He also growled at Lin Bufan with his teeth bared.
"Oh, are you still throwing tantrums at me?" Lin Bufan rolled up his sleeves and was about to force his way in: "You bastard, you should know that you can be the emperor of Biao Country here, but once you leave this door, you are just Da Huang. You must abide by the civilized image of the city!"
Seeing that the collar was about to be put on his neck, Sang Biao turned around and ran out of Brother Biao's Paradise. Lin Bufan was caught off guard and Sang Biao actually ran away!
Seeing this, Lin Bufan immediately became furious. You bastard, you even forgot the most basic principles of being a dog. I must teach you a lesson today!
After making up his mind, Lin Bufan rushed out in an instant!
Before he had even taken two steps, Lin Bufan discovered that Sang Biao was waiting for him at the corner!
Now Lin Bufan understood clearly that the bastard Sang Biao ran out just now because he didn't want to lose face in front of his men!
As Lin Bufan fastened a collar around Sang Biao, he admonished him earnestly, "Biaozi, you have too much pride. It's so tiring to always be so arrogant. Be a real dog. Wag your tail when you should, and act coquettishly when you should. Don't act like a domineering CEO all day long..."
Look at you now, you can't even listen to the most basic advice! You roll your eyes when I say this, how can you make progress with this attitude?
Not only did Sang Biao roll his eyes, but his tongue was also twisted to the side.
"Still turning around?!" Lin Bufan was so angry that he slapped Sang Biao on the head: "I'm doing this for your own good, you know? Look at Lightning, look at his ideological awareness, and then look at you, how can you compete with him..."
Just as Lin Bufan was getting into the habit of scolding Sang Biao, Zhong Xiaoqin patted Lin Bufan's shoulder from behind: "Um... Lin Bufan, Sang Biao rolled his eyes. Is your collar too tight?"
Lin Bufan: ...
From the moment he was released by Lin Bufan to the time he was heading to Zhong Xiaoqin's house, Sang Biao, who was sitting in the car, never stopped talking and kept cursing!
In fact, Lin Bufan also felt quite aggrieved. He felt that this matter could not be blamed entirely on him.
First, Sang Biao had gained weight. Lin Bufan could guarantee that Sang Biao's neck had never been this thick before.
Second, Sang Biao didn't yell. You're such a big dog, with such a high IQ, and you're out of breath, why don't you speak? If you can't speak, why don't you bark a few times? If you bark a few times, won't you know you're being strangled? If you don't speak or bark, then who would know you're being strangled!
So, in the final analysis, Sang Biao should be blamed for this matter, but our Mr. Lin is not the kind of person who would care about trivial matters, so he did not refute it!
Downstairs at Zhong Xiaoqin's house, sunlight filtered through the leaves, casting mottled shadows on the ground. As soon as Lin Bufan and Sang Biao got out of the car, Zhong Xiaoqin squatted down and asked anxiously, "Sang Biao, do you want to go upstairs to my house first and smell Pikachu's things? Or maybe sniff its cat bed? Wouldn't that make it easier to find it?"
Upon hearing this, Sang Biao immediately raised his head, a hint of disdain flashing in his eyes. He deftly used his paw to pull out the phone hanging from his chest and quickly typed, "It's just a cat. I can find it in minutes. Why bother?"
After typing, Sang Biao moved closer to Zhong Xiaoqin, sniffed the hem of her skirt, and then continued typing: "You have the scent of that stupid cat on you. Although it's very faint, it's enough for me to track you."
Zhong Xiaoqin opened her eyes wide in surprise: "Really? But I haven't seen Pikachu in the past three days..."
"Don't even mention three days. Even if you haven't seen me for three years, I can still smell it!"
"Wow! Sang Biao you are so awesome!"
……
Looking at Sang Biao who was still pretending to be a big shot, Lin Bufan really wanted to kick him. Who did he learn this from? Why did he look so annoying?
Sang Biao walked around the neighborhood with his head held high and chest puffed out, his steps unconcerned with his family. He would stop from time to time, twitching his nose exaggeratedly, and then nod in an inscrutable manner, like an old detective.
"Woof woof!" Sang Biao suddenly barked at a trash can.
Zhong Xiaoqin was shocked when she saw this. Her baby had even started rummaging through the trash can. She thought about how miserable Pikachu must have been these past two days. While imagining all kinds of miserable experiences for Pikachu in her mind, Zhong Xiaoqin quickly opened the lid of the trash can and said, "Pikachu—ah—rat!"
As soon as Zhong Xiaoqin opened the lid of the trash can, a mouse jumped out, scaring her so much that she screamed and threw herself into Lin Bufan's arms.
Seeing this scene, Sang Biao rolled on the ground with joy!
While Lin Bufan gently comforted Zhong Xiaoqin not to be afraid, he kicked Sang Biao. However, no matter how you looked at it, this kick seemed so soft and powerless!
After Zhong Xiaoqin came to her senses and left Lin Bufan's arms embarrassedly, Lin Bufan pretended to scold Sang Biao, "I told you to find a cat, but why did you find a mouse? Pikachu is an orange cat! Do orange cats understand? If you find the wrong one again next time, I will skin you alive!"
Sang Biao curled his lips in disdain, then led the two of them in a circle until they reached the entrance of a corridor, where he stopped.
Without even sniffing, Sang Biao walked inside with confident steps until he reached the corner of the stairs on the third floor, where he stopped!
Sang Biao raised his head and pointed with his paw at a tattered cardboard box at the corner of the corridor on the third floor. The meaning was obvious: Pikachu was inside.
Zhong Xiaoqin saw the cardboard box but hesitated to move forward, her fingers tightly clutching the corner of her clothes. Clearly, the rat in the trash can had left a lasting impression on her.
"Pikachu...Pikachu?" Zhong Xiaoqin called from a distance, obviously not prepared to run away immediately if something went wrong!
Just then, a faint "meow" came from the cardboard box, and then a large orange-faced creature poked out from the edge of the box. Pikachu's big, round eyes lit up the moment he saw Zhong Xiaoqin.
"It's really you!" Zhong Xiaoqin exclaimed in surprise, her eyes instantly red. She rushed forward, carefully lifted Pikachu out of the cardboard box, and examined it carefully. "Oh my god, you've lost weight... Have you not eaten enough these days? Have you been bullied?"
Lin Bufan had never seen Pikachu before, and he didn't know how fat Pikachu was before. But judging from its current figure, if it had lost weight, the previous Pikachu might have been the reincarnation of a gas tank!
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