Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

As the mecha slowly landed on the stage, reporters immediately swarmed over, and their cameras were immediately aimed at the cockpit.

Looking at the opening hatch, Lin Bufan calmly put on his sunglasses. Just as he put on his signature handsome smile, ready to greet the reporters' flashlights, a yellow shadow suddenly flashed by - Sang Biao rushed out first.

Sang Biao stood up and stood on the edge of the hatch, with his front paws on his hips and his head looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, making an extremely showy pose. He even imitated Lin Bufan and wore a pair of sunglasses!

The flashes of light suddenly became continuous, and the reporters went completely crazy:

The reporter from Science and Technology Daily muttered to himself as he filmed the scene, "Headline's out... 'Shocking! The world's first mecha pilot is a Chinese native dog!'"

The reporter from Entertainment Weekly had already thought of a title: "From Drowned Hero to Mecha Pilot: Sang Biao's Counterattack Life"

Even CNN reporters were shouting in English: "This is history! The world's first cyborg dog!" (This is a historic moment! The world's first mechanically modified dog!)

The barrage was even more explosive:

"Brother Biao is my big brother: Holy shit! Brother Biao's pose is amazing! Best cover of the year!"

"Sang Biao, my Xiao Mei: That posture! That aura! Daniel Wu among dogs is confirmed!"

"President Lin's Fan Club: It's over, it's over! President Lin's limelight has been stolen!"

Lin Bufan stood at the door of the cockpit, his eyes wide open behind his sunglasses. He originally thought that reporters would flock to interview him, the father of mecha, and would definitely be dismissive of Sang Biao, the jumping clown. Why did the flash lights never stop?

"Cough cough!" Lin Bufan coughed twice, trying to attract attention.

The reporter from Science and Technology Frontier was taking photos of Sang Biao frantically while impatiently saying, "Hey, hey, hey... so-and-so, please move aside and stop stealing the spotlight!

Damn, this dog is so camera-savvy! "

Lin Bufan: ...

Damn, you guys, please don't be too outrageous, okay? Don't you know who the protagonist is today?

whispering sound--

Do you understand journalism?

What's so strange about people driving mechas? But a dog driving a mecha is big news!

Lin Bufan, unable to tolerate the limelight being stolen, kicked Sang Biao out of the cockpit and said, "Dear media friends, please remember to censor this bastard when reporting. After all, it's immoral to come out without clothes."

Sang Biao fell to the ground and barked in dissatisfaction, and the barrage of comments immediately filled the screen:

"Brother Biao, don't cry! We support you in running naked!"

"Sang Biao: Are you polite?"

"Boss Lin, you're probably jealous of Brother Biao making the headlines, hahaha..."

After driving Sang Biao away, the style of the press conference finally returned to normal. After all, there were still normal people at the scene!

"Mr. Lin! Does this mecha have actual combat capabilities?" The reporter from "Technology Frontier" was the first to grab the opportunity to ask questions.

Lin Bufan first glanced at the reporter. Why is he a man? Never mind, since you're the first one to ask a question, I'll reluctantly answer one of your questions.

Lin Bufan coughed lightly, then smiled what he considered to be a truly captivating smile. "That's a good question, my friend. Our mechas certainly have combat capabilities—for example, the flower-scattering display just now accurately struck the hearts of every beautiful woman present."

The scene erupted in laughter. Comments immediately flooded the screen:

"On How to Turn a Tech Conference into a Flirting Site"

"Boss Lin: Mecha is just a side job, picking up girls is the main job!"

"Mr. Lin!" A female reporter wearing gold-rimmed glasses squeezed to the front row, her voice trembling with excitement. "Will this mecha be mass-produced and sold in the future? What's the approximate pricing range?"

Lin Bufan's eyes lit up, and he immediately gave the female reporter his signature smirk: "This beautiful lady has hit the nail on the head.

The mecha will definitely be mass-produced and sold in the future, but the price and timeline are currently uncertain. Please keep an eye on our Xiaobaizi Technology Company's official website. We will announce any new information as soon as it is available!"

The reporter from Military Weekly pressed the issue, "General Lin, could you please reveal the specific specifications of the mecha? For example, its maximum payload and endurance?"

"Well..." Lin Bufan touched his chin, his eyes suddenly lit up, and pointed to the back of the crowd: "Let's invite Mr. Lu Zhanbo, the chief mecha design engineer, to answer this question!"

Zhanbo, who was secretly eating at the buffet, was suddenly called out and almost choked on his cake. He hurriedly wiped his mouth and ran up to the stage, and the cream on his mouth was still not wiped off until he got on the stage!

"Dr. Lu! Does the mecha's energy system use nuclear fusion or antimatter?" The reporter from Scientific American immediately asked a professional question.

Zhan Bo first glanced at Lin Bufan, and after seeing Lin Bufan nod encouragingly, he stammered, "This... we use... uh... quantum entangled dark energy coupling technology..." Zhan Bo's confidence faded as he spoke, his voice getting lower and lower. "Combined with the principle of the five elements..."

The reporters were all confused, and the comments were filled with laughter:

"Wow, this answer is even more ridiculous than my graduation thesis!"

"I understand every word, but what the hell is going on when you put them together..."

Not to be outdone, the Wall Street Journal reporter asked: "Can you explain how this works?"

At first, Zhanbo felt a little embarrassed to talk nonsense, but after saying it once, Zhanbo suddenly realized that it was nothing, and now he is becoming more and more fluent: "You know Schrödinger's cat, right? Our energy system is like that cat, both fully charged and de-charged. It only collapses into a definite state when observed."

"How does the mecha maintain its balance?" The reporter from "Robot Age" continued to ask questions with difficulty.

Zhan Bo, who had found his groove, had already begun dancing on the stage. "This uses the Three Elements of Heaven, Earth, and Man formation! It corresponds to the Big Dipper above, and the Nine Palaces and Eight Trigrams below. The user's birth date must also be considered..."

The scene was completely silent, even the commentary was briefly blank. Those who understood and those who didn't understand were all silent!

The reporter from Science and Technology Daily wiped his sweat off his face and continued to ask, "Dr. Lu, how does the mecha achieve flight?"

"This is very simple. It's all about utilizing the principles of aerodynamics combined with the Taoist sword-controlling techniques." Zhan Bo gestured with his sword finger, "Of course, the most crucial thing is for the driver to silently recite the command 'Ji Ji Ru Lv Ling'."

The reporter from Military Watch was confused: "Then...what is the shell material of the mecha?"

"Oh, this!" Zhan Bo clapped his hands and said excitedly, "We used nano-scale black iron to make it, tempered it with Samadhi True Fire for 49 days, and also added the five-colored stones left over from Nuwa's repair of the sky..."

Lin Bufan, who had already arrived at the stage, laughed so hard that he fell into Qin Yumo's arms. The comments were also filled with laughter:

"Good boy, this is a direct alteration of the myth, isn't it?"

"I testify! What Dr. Lu said is true, because I am the colorful stone!"

"This generation of reporters is no good. Why don't they ask him what the mecha wifi password is?"