Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

"Here's what I thought!" Peng Jiahe unguardedly began to describe her plan: "I just came back from abroad and don't have many friends, but this birthday party won't be crowded, so why not invite all of your good friends over?"

As she spoke, Peng Jiahe pointed to the girls in the distance. It was obvious that the good friends she mentioned about Lin Bufan were those people. "This way, the birthday party will be lively. Secondly, it will also allow me to get together with these good friends!"

Lin Bufan naturally understood exactly what Peng Jiahe was thinking. It could be said that the abacus beads were about to fall on Lin Bufan's face!

Whether you have no friends or it’s lively and bustling, it’s just an excuse to receive gifts!

After understanding Peng Jiahe's plan, Lin Bufan naturally would not be polite to her anymore. He stretched out his left hand like lightning, grabbed Peng Jiahe's waist and pressed it to her knees. With his right hand, he slapped the girl's tight jeans twice. A muffled sound came from under the fabric, startling the sparrows on the sycamore tree and making them fly away.

"Ouch! Brother, you're really hitting me!" Peng Jiahe kicked his legs wildly, his wrists twisted behind his back, unable to move. When the third blow came, he suddenly howled at the top of his lungs: "Uncle police, there's a pervert here! Abusing a minor... Ugh!"

Lin Bufan was quick-witted and covered Peng Jiahe's chattering mouth with one hand. Peng Jiahe took this opportunity to escape from Lin Bufan's control!

Afraid of being caught by Lin Bufan again, Peng Jiahe covered his butt and jumped three meters away before daring to look back.

There were still two tears hanging from the corners of her red eyes. Peng Jiahe threatened fiercely: "Just wait! I'll tell Sister Xu Li that you touched me..."

Before he could finish his words, a credit card flew towards him. The girl's expression changed instantly, and she caught it mid-air with a grin that showed her teeth. "Thank you, brother! Don't worry, I will always be your best partner, and I will continue to help you conquer cities and territories in the future!"

To make sure Lin Bufan didn't feel like his money was wasted, Peng Jiahe couldn't wait to say, "Brother, just tell me who your next target is. I promise to have her cleaned up and sent to your room within a week!"

Uh--

So violent?

Seeing that Lin Bufan didn't say anything, Peng Jiahe continued to ask, "Is it that Sister Gu, or Sister Xiaoqin?

Sister Gu came with her husband and children. If it wasn’t her, then it could only be Sister Xiaoqin!

Well then, I'll go check on her right away!"

When Peng Jiahe was about to turn around and leave, Lin Bufan finally came to his senses. After pulling Peng Jiahe back, Lin Bufan explained speechlessly, "Sister Ren Xiaoqin is already married. Her husband has something to do today, so she didn't come. Don't go over and make things more complicated!"

It would have been fine if Lin Bufan hadn't said anything, but as soon as he mentioned it, Peng Jiahe exploded: "What?! They're already married, and you're still thinking about them? Do you have any moral integrity left?"

Hmm~?!

Did you say that yourself?

Or is it that my Chinese is really bad, not only can I not grasp the key points of other people's words, but also can't express my own meaning accurately?

Before Peng Jiahe finished speaking, Lin Bufan couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand, his face full of helplessness. He took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down, but Peng Jiahe's mouth was like a machine gun, and he couldn't stop at all.

"Brother, what kind of aesthetic is this? You don't like a young, lively and lovely girl like me, but you prefer those who are married, have children, or are even about to go through menopause. I think next time I should stop calling you sister-in-law and just call you grandma.

"By the way, do you have any special hobbies?" Peng Jiahe said, shaking her head exaggeratedly, as if she was heartbroken by Lin Bufan's "taste".

Lin Bufan couldn't help it any longer: "Stop! Peng Jiahe, shut up! What kind of nonsense are you thinking about all day? When did I ever say that I like Sister Xiaoqin? We just made an appointment to hang out together today!"

And…” Lin Bufan reached out and grabbed Peng Jiahe’s pretty face, and said word by word: “Explain to me, what do you mean by I like women who are about to go through menopause?”

"That's just an exaggerated metaphor!" After slapping Lin Bufan's hand away, Peng Jiahe said with great confidence: "Do you dare to say that you have no feelings for that Sister Xiaoqin?"

"without……"

Just when Lin Bufan was about to say he had no idea, Peng Jiahe interrupted him: "Swear, if you lie, you are ten centimeters shorter!"

Ten centimeters?

Although I am over 1.8 meters tall, I am ten centimeters shorter for no reason. Who would be happy about that?

but!

It's the 21st century, who still believes in swearing? If swearing worked, wouldn't I have been struck by lightning long ago?

"Yes, I swear..."

Just as Lin Bufan was about to speak, he was interrupted by Peng Jiahe again: "Brother, do you have ten centimeters? If not, then it will be..."

Hmm～～?

From Peng Jiahe's subsequent words, Lin Bufan heard two key points:

First of all, this ten centimeters definitely does not refer to height, otherwise Peng Jiahe couldn’t say that there are ten centimeters?

Second, Peng Jiahe had never seen this thing before, and the general length should not be too long, otherwise Peng Jiahe would not have said that it could be ten centimeters?

With these two key pieces of information, Lin Bufan probably understood what Peng Jiahe was talking about!

Seeing that Lin Bufan was silent, Peng Jiahe could not help but urge him, "Brother, didn't you want to swear? Why didn't you do it? Keep going!"

Lin Bufan touched his nose and said awkwardly, "I think oaths shouldn't be given out casually. Although I have a clear conscience, I still have to be respectful of unfounded things!"

"Tsk—hypocrisy!" After despising Lin Bufan, Peng Jiahe immediately put on an expression like a big bad wolf seducing a little white rabbit: "Brother, do you really not need my help? Don't forget, I'm also a woman. Only women understand women better. With my help, you will definitely get twice the result with half the effort. Sister Guan Guan is a good example. I'm a gold medal assist with a proven record!"

Lin Bufan reached out and pressed Peng Jiahe's head to push him away, then said disdainfully: "You think you can verify your battle record? Go out and ask around later, and I'll let you know what a real verifiable battle record is!"

After saying that, Lin Bufan no longer paid attention to Peng Jiahe and turned to walk towards the crowd!

Seeing this, Peng Jiahe, who was following behind Lin Bufan, angrily punched him.

Just when the two were about to return to the crowd one after the other, the sound of a gong suddenly rang out, breaking the original noise. Everyone turned their heads and saw a sexy beauty in professional attire holding a gong, standing at the entrance of "Biaoge Paradise"!