Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

Thinking about the scene described by Lin Bufan, Guan Juer couldn't help but feel a little distressed. Otherwise...

After hesitating for a while, Guan Juer finally mustered up the courage to say, "Brother Bufan, how about I not sleep in the tent anymore? I'll stay outside with you!"

Uh--

This is the wrong way to go about the plot, isn't it?

Shouldn't you feel sorry for yourself and invite yourself into the "house" for a while?

Why are you still using the tent? Are you going out to suffer the cold together?

What's wrong?

Did my plan go wrong?

impossible!

I've done this before, and it always worked!

Then there is only one possibility!

Guan Juer is a bit stupid, she didn’t understand what I meant, I have to enlighten her again!

After a brief thought, Lin Bufan came up with an idea. After clearing his throat, he said, "Guan Guan, if we were trapped on a deserted island, starving and freezing, and we just happened to find an apple, what should we do?"

Although she didn't know why Lin Bufan asked this question, nor did she understand what this question had to do with the tent, but since Lin Bufan asked, Guan Juer still considered it seriously.

"Brother Bufan, I think the apple should be given to you!"

"You're hungry too, why don't you eat?"

"Brother Bufan, this is what I'm thinking." Guan Juer began to analyze with extreme seriousness: "You're a man, and your physical fitness is far better than mine. If you eat the apple, you'll regain some strength and can go find more food. This way, the harvest will be far greater than if we each eat half!"

Uh--

I'm talking to you about love, why are you analyzing it so rationally?

Don’t you know that love doesn’t require rationality? If it can be analyzed rationally, is it still love?

Love requires impulse, do you understand impulse?

Seeing Lin Bufan's constipated look, Guan Juer thought something was wrong, so she asked tentatively: "Brother Bufan, did I say something wrong?"

"No, you're not wrong, it's my fault. The question I asked is wrong. Let me ask another question!" Lin Bufan waved his hand, indicating that it was not Guan Juer's fault, and gave another example:

"One day, we accidentally got lost in the desert. Even though we were extremely frugal, we were still running out of supplies because we were away for so long. Even the most critical source of water was only the last bottle of mineral water left.

At this time, we haven't had any water for a long time. If we don't drink any more, we will die of thirst in the next moment. What should we do now? "

After giving the examples, Lin Bufan couldn't help but praise his own wit in his heart. I don't believe that I will die if I don't drink it!

"If it really comes to that, I will choose to leave all the mineral water to Brother Bufan!"

Uh--

what's the situation?

So selfless?

Or, this is love - love love!

Facing Lin Bufan's puzzled gaze, Guan Juer took the initiative to explain without waiting for Lin Bufan to ask, "Brother Bufan, didn't you tell me? We've been lost for a long time. Obviously, no one can guarantee when we can get out!

Adults generally need to consume about 2000 ml of water a day to maintain body functions, but a bottle of mineral water only contains 500 ml. In other words, this bottle of mineral water will not last long in the desert.

If both of them drink, the most likely outcome is that they will both die in the desert. If all the water can be left to you, Brother Bufan, maybe you can hold on until you are rescued, and at least one of us can survive!"

Uh--

No, no, it must be that I opened my eyes in the wrong order today!

How could such words come out of Guang Juer?

This is so out of character!

Shouldn't Andy have said something like this?

Could it be that Guan Guan is possessed by Andy?

Guan Juer, who was waiting for Lin Bufan to comment on her answer, suddenly smelled a burnt smell. Upon closer inspection, she realized that Lin Bufan had not turned the skewers for a long time, so she quickly reminded him:

"Brother Bufan, turn it over quickly, the skewers are getting burnt!"

After being reminded by Guan Juer, Lin Bufan flipped the skewers in his hand while reviewing what had just happened, trying to find out what went wrong!

After some thought, Lin Bufan finally discovered the problem, that is, both problems are dangerous, and Guan Juer is too kind and always gives up the chance to survive, which makes the plan fail!

Having learned from the previous two lessons, Lin Bufan decided to ask a safe, healthy and harmonious question this time, without any trace of potential safety hazards!

"Guan Guan, I have another question for you!

If we are both craving milk tea while shopping, but I only have enough money to buy one cup, what should I do?

After a pause, Lin Bufan felt that this was still not enough, so he added: "You are not allowed to not drink it, nor are you allowed to pay for another drink, and you are not allowed to take only one sip and give me the rest!"

Guan Juer: ...

Under Lin Bufan's restrictions, Guan Juer thought for a long time and finally came up with a solution: "How about two straws? Let's drink together?"

oops--

Oh, heaven and earth, it’s really not easy!

Finally, I heard the answer from a normal person!

Afraid that Guan Juer would add something else, Lin Bufan clapped his hands and said excitedly, "Right, we can drink together!"

When talking about "together", Lin Bufan emphasized the word and kept pointing at the tent next to him with his eyes!

Following Lin Bufan's gesture, Guan Juer also noticed the tent nearby, and muttered to herself, somewhat unresponsive: "Together? Tent?"

Lin Bufan didn't wait for Guan Juer to react, and quickly said, "Well, since Guan Guan you said so, let's sleep in the tent together tonight!"

Guan Juer???

Who said we were sleeping in a tent together?

me?

But why don’t I remember saying this?

"It's not Brother Bufan, you mistakenly..."

Before Guan Juer could finish, Lin Bufan interrupted her, saying, "Okay, let's stop talking. I'll take you hiking as soon as I get off work. You must be hungry, so hurry up and eat some skewers. Don't starve yourself. I have a surprise for you later!"

It would have been fine if Lin Bufan hadn't reminded her, but as soon as he reminded her, Guan Juer really felt her stomach rumbling.

Therefore, Guan Juer decided to fill her stomach first and explain when she had time after eating. If she really didn’t have time, she would wait until she returned to the tent to explain.

Lin Bufan was secretly happy. He had finally gotten over this matter. As long as he entered the tent, he would be able to...

Qu Xiaoxiao: Hehehe, bullshit! Are you going to set off the fireworks or not?

After this time, if you don’t give me a romantic date, I will fight with you!