Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

Zhong Xiaoqin, a poop scooper, was immediately amazed when she heard that Lin Bufan's dog could take care of its own hygiene. "How does your dog do it? Can my cat learn from it? You don't know, my cat always poops and pees everywhere, it's so annoying!"

"Cat?" Lin Bufan said uncertainly, "I think it's not a good idea for a cat. After all, I've never heard of a cat that likes to eat shit!"

"Eat? Shit!" Zhong Xiaoqin looked at Lin Bufan with horror: "Is this how your dog treats a person? No, how is your dog hygienic?"

Lin Bufan nodded: "Yes, does your cat want to learn? I can let my dog teach it!"

Sang Biao: I didn’t, I didn’t, don’t talk nonsense, I’ve always been in the toilet, okay!

Sang Biao, who was taking a lunch break, suddenly felt a chill on his back. Thinking that there was danger approaching, Sang Biao stood up and looked around, but found that there was nothing around. Then he changed direction and lay down again!

Zhong Xiaoqin couldn't even imagine how she would react if her cat learned how to clean itself like this, so she quickly waved her hand and refused: "Forget it, my cat probably can't learn this!"

After a moment of silence, Zhong Xiaoqin felt something was amiss the more she looked at Lin Bufan. How could this tall, clean-cut, handsome guy be allowed to eat shit? Was he kidding?

Zhong Xiaoqin, feeling doubtful, asked tentatively in a low voice, "Lin Bufan, were you kidding just now?"

"Nonsense! Of course I'm joking. Is it true?"

Hearing Lin Bufan's denial, Zhong Xiaoqin breathed a sigh of relief and then asked, "Then you're kidding me that I can take care of a dog's hygiene?"

"No, this is real!" Under Zhong Xiaoqin's suspicious gaze, Lin Bufan slowly explained: "My dog can not only use the smart toilet, but also skillfully use electrical appliances such as the shower head and hair dryer. I just need to supervise it every day!"

Having been deceived once, Zhong Xiaoqin didn't believe it easily this time: "How is it possible? How can a dog have so many things?"

"How is it impossible? Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist."

"Then do you have the guts to let me see you?"

"no problem!"

Although Zhong Xiaoqin was a little surprised that Lin Bufan agreed so readily, she still hurriedly stopped him after seeing him take out his phone: "What are you doing? You're not allowed to use your phone at work? There are surveillance cameras here!"

"How about we hide from the cameras?"

Zhong Xiaoqin, who was extremely curious, hesitated for a moment, and when she realized that there was no one around, she immediately agreed to Lin Bufan's proposal: "Okay, I know where the blind spot of the surveillance is, come with me!"

After arriving at the blind spot of the surveillance camera, Zhong Xiaoqin immediately urged impatiently: "Hurry, hurry, we can't leave for too long!"

Lin Bufan didn't waste any time and directly called Sang Biao via video!

On the other side, Sang Biao was awakened by his cell phone just as he fell asleep.

Sang Biao, who was a little unhappy, originally didn't want to answer the call, but after thinking of the warning that Lin Bufan asked Zhu Suosuo to convey, Sang Biao still answered the video!

Seeing Sang Biao suddenly appear on the phone screen, Zhong Xiaoqin was a little surprised, but she thought that there might be someone nearby to help answer the call, so she didn't think much about it!

After seeing Sang Biao, Lin Bufan said directly: "Biaozi, this beautiful sister wants to see you go to the toilet, you need to perform!"

After Lin Bufan finished speaking, Zhong Xiaoqin and Sang Biao were both stunned!

Zhong Xiaoqin: Let’s not talk about whether I want to watch it go to the toilet. Even if I want to watch it, if you tell it directly, will it understand?

Sang Biao: Are you seriously ill, or is the person next to you seriously ill? Wanting to watch someone go to the toilet, and it's a dog, what do you think?

Seeing that Sang Biao didn't move, Lin Bufan couldn't help but urge him, "What are you standing there for? Hurry up!"

Ok!

Now Sang Biao can be sure!

The one who is seriously ill is Lin Bufan!

So, Sang Biao immediately started his unparalleled mouth-to-mouth mode!

“Woof…woof woof…woof woof woof…”

Although Lin Bufan didn't understand what Sang Biao was saying, based on his experience, if Sang Biao's barking was translated into Mandarin, it would be like this:

“Beep…beep…beep…beep…”

It's the kind that not a single word of it can be shown on TV!

Not only Lin Bufan noticed it, but even Zhong Xiaoqin next to him felt something was wrong!

Looking at Sang Biao, whose expression was agitated and drooling, Zhong Xiaoqin asked softly, "Lin Bufan, what's wrong with him? He seems very excited and angry?"

"It..." After thinking for a while, Lin Bufan finally came up with a suitable reason: "It's constipated!"

"Constipation?!" Zhong Xiaoqin clearly disagreed and continued to ask, "If it's constipated, then why is it so excited?"

"Put yourself in their shoes!"

"Put yourself in my shoes?" Zhong Xiaoqin looked at Lin Bufan with a puzzled look on her face!

"Right!" Lin Bufan nodded, then explained to Zhong Xiaoqin: "If you were constipated and I asked you to perform toilet training for others, would you not be angry?"

Zhong Xiaoqin thought about it and felt that what Lin Bufan said made sense.

If someone is constipated and you ask them to perform toilet training, it means you either don't care enough about them and don't know they are constipated, or you are deliberately rubbing salt into their wounds.

Either way, it's going to make people angry!

But just as she was about to nod, Zhong Xiaoqin suddenly realized something was wrong!

"Lin Bufan, what nonsense are you talking about? How could I possibly perform something like that?"

"I just want you to put yourself in their shoes. I didn't ask you to do it. You're overthinking it!"

"Then you can just say it directly. How can you put me in your shoes?"

"I'm not bringing you in, I'm asking you to think from someone else's perspective!"

"That's not OK……"

"I'm just giving an example..."

Looking at the two people arguing and ignoring him, Sang Biao was a little confused!

Hey!

Can you respect the dog?

I'm angry here, can't you see?

Are you bullying me because I can't speak human language?

If I could speak human language, I would definitely scold you two so hard that you won’t be able to stop talking!

As the saying goes, if you have the conditions, you must go; if you don’t have the conditions, you must create them and go!

In order to join this battle that determines the winner and also decides life and death, Sang Biao immediately hung up the video and chose to participate in the battle in the form of text!

However, the two men who were in the middle of a fierce battle had no time to pay attention to Sang Biao's actions!

In the end, the argument ended with Lin Bufan's complete victory!

Of course, this is also conditional, that is, during the vacation, take Zhong Xiaoqin to visit Sang Biao's training camp!

This may seem like Lin Bufan's compromise, but in fact it was intentional. Or it could be said that Lin Bufan had been planning this moment since he mentioned Sang Biao!

For someone who loves kittens, how could one possibly resist the charm of Sang Biao?

As for the fact that Sang Biao is a dog and not a cat, this is also easy to solve.

Isn't that when the god-level makeup technique is used?

Sure enough, the system is still too advanced, even thinking of this!

System: Please, heaven, tell me who is loyal and who is treacherous. I didn’t intend for him to use it that way!