Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

Zeng Xiaoxian was completely confused by Qin Yumo's series of questions!

Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth open without answering, Qin Yumo couldn't help but urge him again, "How many children do you have? Teacher Zeng, tell me."

Zeng Xiaoxian no longer dared to remain silent, otherwise Qin Yumo would ask where he and Laura were buried!

Waving his arms wildly, Zeng Xiaoxian shouted in a somewhat collapsed voice: "No confession, no diamond ring, no proposal, no marriage, no children, and I don't even consider being buried with Laura after I die!"

Qin Yumo tilted his head and asked in confusion: “But you just said that Laura was proposing to you with a diamond ring!”

"Then there will be no marriage, let alone children!"

After a pause, Zeng Xiaoxian added: “In fact, I didn’t agree to Laura’s proposal at all!”

Wan Yu, who was watching the show, couldn't help but ask, "But why? Don't you love Laura very much?"

"Who says love means marriage? I still love Sister Zhiling very much. Have you seen me and Sister Zhiling get married?"

Noticing Wan Yu's bewildered look, the playboy Lu Ziqiao took the initiative to explain, "I've studied 5000 years of Chinese history and discovered a truth: love and marriage are two completely different concepts."

Guan Gu, who didn't quite understand, couldn't help but ask, "What do you mean?"

"To put it simply, regardless of gender, they love one person, but when it comes time to marry, they often choose another. If they insist on marrying the one they love, they often invite unprovoked disasters. At the very least, their family will be torn apart, and at worst, their souls will be torn apart!"

"I know, I know!" Guan Gu jumped up excitedly as if he had discovered something. "This is called having no place to go after death!"

"It means death without a burial place!" After explaining to Guan Gu, Qin Yumo said unconvincedly, "Your logic is completely perverse. Do you have any evidence to prove it?"

"Of course I have evidence!" Lu Ziqiao spread his hands and said confidently, "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai died because they insisted on being together, and Jack and Ruth died because they insisted on being together.

For example, Romeo and Juliet, Jiao Zhongqing and Liu Lanzhi, Sun Wukong and Zixia Fairy, and the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong!"

Wan Yu raised her hand and said, "But there are seven fairies, right?"

"Really?" Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said nonchalantly, "It's not important. What's important is that these are bloody lessons. We must learn from them!"

Lin Bufan has never believed what Lu Ziqiao said, but this time it was different. This time Lin Bufan chose to stand on Lu Ziqiao's side!

Lin Bufan looked at Qin Yumo beside him with a heavy expression: "Yumo, I've thought about it carefully and found that what Ziqiao said does make sense. What do you think?"

Qin Yumo narrowed his eyes slightly: "What do you want to say?"

"I think we'd rather believe it than not. For our safety and happiness in the rest of our lives, when we get married, we must find more Taoist priests and monks to perform rituals!"

Do you think I'm going to say I won't get married?

Innocent!

When saying this, the right time, place and people are essential!

Now we have neither the right time, place nor people. What's the difference between saying this and seeking death?

Qin Yumo, who originally thought that Lin Bufan was going to say he didn't want to get married, was also stunned!

Why are you not following the rules? It makes my thoughts incoherent!

Seeing Qin Yumo's dazed look, Lin Bufan asked with concern, "What's wrong, Yumo? Don't you like monks and Taoist priests? Then we can also find some priests to perform rituals. After all, foreign monks are better at chanting sutras!"

Qin Yumo, who didn't know how to answer for a moment, chose to skip the topic for now: "Afan, there's no rush. Let's discuss this later. Right now, it's more important to listen to Teacher Zeng's gossip!"

Is it really okay for you to say this to my face?

Although Zeng Xiaoxian was somewhat reluctant, he still chose to speak out under the gaze of everyone, because he really wanted everyone to give him some advice.

"I can't marry Laura, or my house will turn into the United Nations!"

"The United Nations?" Guan Gu, not understanding Zeng Xiaoxian's dark humor, asked bewilderedly, "Teacher Zeng, do you want to secede from your country?"

"It's not that I want to be independent, but Laura will give me a bunch of children from all over the world!" After explaining, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately said to Guan Gu: "Also, don't make such jokes anymore, it's not funny at all!"

Guan Gu, who seemed to understand, still asked uncertainly: “Teacher Zeng, do you mean that Laura will cuckold you countless times in the future?”

"I need to correct that!" Wanyu raised her hand again and said, "It's not that I'll be cheating on Teacher Zeng in the future, I'm already cheating on her now! Laura went out on a date with two coffee shop owners today!"

"I want to correct that, too!" Lu Ziqiao wasn't one to be outdone by the idea of kicking someone when they're down. "Teacher Zeng doesn't just have a present and a future, he also has a past! This Laura has been cheating on Teacher Zeng for a long time!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, whose wounds were being rubbed with salt, finally couldn't stand it anymore. He slammed the coffee table in the bar and shouted, "That's enough! I'm in a hurry, and you still have the mood to joke around? Are you still my friends?"

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was really angry, everyone quickly put away the smiles on their faces!

Lin Bufan, who loves helping others, asked first: "Then how do you want us to help you?"

"Of course, help me reject Laura!"

"Why don't you just refuse directly? Do you need our help?"

"But I don't know how to refuse!" In order to make everyone understand the difficulty of his situation, Zeng Xiaoxian began to describe his imaginary scene to everyone: "Think about it, if I say no to Laura, she will definitely collapse, and then she will definitely hug me and cry her heart out. In the end, I will have to tell her that it is impossible for us, so you should go buy a cucumber.

Oh, this is too cruel, Laura will not be able to bear it!"

Although Zeng Xiaoxian's description was very vivid, everyone felt that they could not put themselves in his shoes, as if there was something incongruous. It was not until Lu Ziqiao spoke that everyone knew what was wrong!

“Teacher Zeng, what you described is the normal routine of a breakup, but don’t worry, this will never happen to Laura!”

"why?"

"Because she's Laura. Have you ever seen someone get seasick on a chain boat?"

After hearing Lu Ziqiao's analogy, Zeng Xiaoxian, unable to refute, slumped back on the sofa!

However, Lu Ziqiao had no intention of letting Zeng Xiaoxian go, and continued to talk to himself: "So I think the situation should be like this. You talk to Laura, she looks at you quietly, you break down, and then cry, and then she pulls you into her arms and tells you righteously, don't cry, go to bed, you still have to go to work tomorrow, don't eat too much and talk nonsense there!"

After Lu Ziqiao's adaptation, everyone present immediately felt that it was not inconsistent, so they all clapped their hands in agreement, "Agreed!"