Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

After retching, Jiang Nansun glared at Lin Bufan fiercely: "Lin Bufan, are you sick? Why do you have to show me this while I'm eating?"

Lin Bufan spread his hands: "Isn't this what you want to see? Why are you blaming me again?"

Hearing Lin Bufan's slander, Jiang Nansun became even angrier: "When should I watch it? Am I sick? Why am I watching this while eating?"

"Ahem~" Lin Bufan coughed twice, cleared his throat, and said righteously: "Nan Sun, I have to criticize you for this!"

"Number one!" Lin Bufan raised his right index finger. "Your vocabulary is too limited. Either you're sick or I'm sick. Can't you curse at something else? It makes me lose all desire to argue with you!"

"Second!" Lin Bufan raised his right middle finger: "Why are you lying? It was you who asked for evidence!"

"Third!" Lin Bufan raised the ring finger of his right hand: "Hmm~~"

Lin Bufan, who was used to dividing things into one, two, and three, didn't know what to find wrong with Jiang Nansun after he subconsciously mentioned the third point!

After an awkward silence, Lin Bufan simply waved his hand and said, "As for the third point, you want to go on your own. Do you need me to remind you of everything? When will you grow up? Remember, adults must reflect on themselves three times a day!"

Jiang Nansun rolled her eyes at Lin Bufan. She strongly disagreed with the three points, no, it should be two points, that Lin Bufan pointed out!

First, who is saying that the vocabulary is limited?

Did you know that I was a liberal arts student? Believe it or not, if I curse at you, I can make you question your life.

Do you know that I am a native of Shanghai? Believe it or not, I can scold you in Shanghai dialect and you won’t even know that I scolded you!

If I didn’t care about my image, I would make you look good!

and also!

You are sick!

How could a normal person think that the other person’s insults weren’t harsh enough?

In order to maintain her image, Jiang Nansun was not prepared to argue with Lin Bufan on the first point, but she couldn't stand the second point: "I want evidence, not the composite image of Odebiao!

And…" Jiang Nansun slammed the table and stood up, saying angrily: "When you ask others to do something, can you please reflect on yourself three times a day?"

"sure!"

Lin Bufan's straightforward answer left Jiang Nansun confused for a moment. This was completely different from what she had expected. Jiang Nansun didn't think Lin Bufan was the kind of person who would reflect on himself three times a day.

So Jiang Nansun confirmed again: "Can you do it?"

Lin Bufan still nodded decisively: "Yes!"

"How did you do it?"

“Every night before I go to bed, I set aside some time to reflect on what happened that day, especially any conflicts, disagreements, or arguments I had with others.

If you find that it is the other party's fault, then there are two situations!

The first one is that I have already taken revenge on the spot!"

Jiang Nansun subconsciously replied, "Then let's write it off?"

"How can that be?!" Lin Bufan waved his hands and said with dissatisfaction: "If it's all written off, then why should I reflect on it?

Of course, I'll make another note for him in my little notebook. The next time I see him, if the time interval is shorter, I'll punish him less severely. If the time interval is longer, I'll add the interest!"

"What if there's no revenge on the spot?"

"This is relatively simple!" Lin Bufan did not rush to answer Jiang Nansun, but said shyly: "Nansun, we have known each other for such a long time, you should also understand me, I have a pure heart!

But this innocent heart also needs maintenance. If there are too many dirty things left in the heart and not dealt with, then this innocent heart will not be so... not so..."

After some thought, Lin Bufan, who couldn't think of a suitable adjective, simply said, "It's not so innocent anymore."

Jiang Nansun corrected silently: "You mean pure?"

"Yes, yes, that's right, it's pure!" Lin Bufan clapped his hands and seemed very excited.

Then, Lin Bufan continued, "So in order to ensure the purity of my innocent heart, if I find that no one has taken revenge on the spot, I will usually set out immediately to take revenge directly to ensure that my mind is clear!"

If someone else said this, Jiang Nansun would not believe it, after all, there is no such a fierce person, but if Lin Bufan said this, Jiang Nansun felt that everything seemed very reasonable!

Seeing how cruel Lin Bufan was to others, Jiang Nansun was very curious about how Lin Bufan would treat himself.

"What will you do if you find out that you are wrong?" Although Jiang Nansun didn't think Lin Bufan would be cruel to him, she still wanted to know.

This is because Lin Bufan didn't know what Jiang Nansun was thinking. If he knew, Lin Bufan would definitely tell Jiang Nansun in a righteous manner.

I, Lin, have been able to achieve what I have today because I always adhere to strict self-discipline. You only see my unruly and uninhibited side, but you have never seen my wild and humble and elegant side on the inside!

Lin Bufan, who was cruel to others and even crueler to himself, immediately said in a stern voice: "If you find out that it's my fault, I will chop off one of my fingers."

Looking at Lin Bufan's hands with all ten fingers intact, Jiang Nansun said unhappily, "You haven't lost a single finger, so that means you've never missed anything, right?"

"You only saw my fingers, but you didn't see my toes. How do you know I didn't lose any toes?"

"What?!" Thinking that Lin Bufan had chopped off his toes, Jiang Nansun immediately exclaimed, "How many toes did you chop off?"

“I didn’t chop it!”

Jiang Nansun was confused and confirmed again: "No?"

"Of course not. Why would I chop off my toes for no reason? Why don't you chop off all your toes?"

Jiang Nansun, realizing she had been tricked, gnashed her teeth and said, "You didn't chop it off, why did you let me ask?"

"I want to remind you that your judgment based solely on my fingers is inaccurate. You need to include my toes as well!"

"You..." Jiang Nansun pointed at Lin Bufan, but she couldn't say anything. In the end, she could only say hatefully, "Okay, okay, then tell me, what's the point of your self-examination three times a day?"

"Yes, through self-reflection three times a day, I found that it was the other party who was wrong. This made me more confident in dealing with people and things!"

"But isn't the same as reflecting on yourself?"

"That's right!" Lin Bufan nodded, expressing his deep agreement: "I have reflected on it, and I am not wrong!"

Facing the extremely shameless Lin Bufan, Jiang Nansun had no way to deal with him. In the end, she could only be defeated and chose to surrender.

However, Jiang Nansun still wanted to win back a point, so she brought up the previous undecided topic again: "Okay, okay, you are right, okay?

Let’s talk about the evidence. What evidence do you have to prove that sauerkraut is, ugh…”

Halfway through her speech, Jiang Nansun began to dry heave again because she thought of the image that Lin Bufan showed her!

But Jiang Nansun, who was tenacious and refused to give up easily, continued to insist after retching, "What evidence do you have to prove that the sauerkraut was... ugh... made like that... ugh...?"

After insisting on saying this, Jiang Nansun couldn't bear it anymore, so she got up and ran straight to the bathroom!