Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?
Chapter 254 Zeng Xiaoxian Explodes
Although she already knew that Lv Ziqiao wrote the lyrics, Hu Yifei still refused to give up and said, "Even if Ziqiao wrote the lyrics, it doesn't mean that Ziqiao doesn't have depression. Just ask yourself, what normal person would write lyrics when they have free time?"
"Then is it possible that Ziqiao is trying to pick up girls?"
"Pick up girls? What does picking up girls have to do with lyrics?"
Seeing this, Lin Bufan decided to tell everyone by quoting from classics: "Well, let me tell you a story!
A friend of mine fell in love with a girl when he was in high school. This girl especially liked Jay Chou's songs, so he practiced Jay Chou's songs very hard.
However, due to the lack of systematic learning, his level was always mediocre, so he decided to study music after entering university.
Finally, his hard work paid off and he was admitted to Kyoto Art College. Here, after systematic study, his musical level improved by leaps and bounds, and eventually..."
Lin Bufan was not in a hurry to tell the ending of the story, but looked at Hu Yifei, Qin Yumo and Zeng Xiaoxian. The three of them also understood and immediately gave their own guesses!
Hu Yifei was always the most proactive during such times, and this time was no exception: "Your friend used Jay Chou's song to express his love to the girl he liked, and they ended up together."
Lin Bufan: “Wrong!”
After thinking it over, Qin Yumo gave a completely opposite answer: "After your friend returned home, he discovered that the girl he liked was already married!"
Lin Bufan: “Wrong!”
In the end, all the pressure fell on Zeng Xiaoxian!
Under the gaze of the three people, Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said excitedly: "Wow, this story is very exciting, isn't it?"
"cut--"
Zeng Xiaoxian's evasive behavior was met with unanimous contempt from the three men.
After expressing his contempt, Lin Bufan continued at the urging of Qin Yumo and Hu Yifei, "After my friend's magical power became perfect, he suddenly realized that compared to the young girls in high school, the senior and junior college students in college seemed to be more attractive.
So he decisively used the Zhou-style love song he had practiced for two and a half years to pursue a particularly kawaii schoolmate!
"cut--"
Like Zeng Xiaoxian, Lin Bufan also faced contempt from everyone!
Qin Yumo: "Indecisive, fickle, easily attracted to others, philandering, fickle, seeking pleasure, attracting bees and butterflies, and getting tired of the old and liking the new."
Hu Yifei: "Shameless, mean, lowly, vulgar, despicable, filthy, scumbag, shameless!"
The pressure is on Zeng Xiaoxian again!
You have said everything you can say, what else can I say?
Zeng Xiaoxian, whose vocabulary was insufficiently prepared, could only say dryly, "You're right!"
Lin Bufan: "Hey, can you guys find the key point when listening to the story? Is this what I want to express?
What I want to say is that learning music and memorizing lyrics is meaningless if it is not for picking up girls!
"cut--"
After despising Lin Bufan, Hu Yifei asked, "By the way, what are you two doing here?"
"We're here to settle accounts with Ziqiao!"
After listening to Lin Bufan's exaggerated story, Zeng Xiaoxian finally took the lead and expressed his opinion: "How could Ziqiao be depressed if he could do such a thing?
I've noticed a long time ago that Ziqiao's symptoms are completely different from depression!"
"It's hindsight!" After their usual banter, Hu Yifei continued to express her opinion: "But Ziqiao really went too far. He actually deceived our relationship!"
Zeng Xiaoxian immediately responded indignantly, "Exactly. Where else can you find such thoughtful friends? Bringing him food, drinks, and video games, asking about his well-being, and even booking him a counseling appointment?"
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was a little abnormal, Qin Yumo hurriedly comforted him: "Okay, okay, Teacher Zeng, relax a little!"
Zeng Xiaoxian glared at Qin Yumo and said, "Let go! Ease!?! If it were you, would you give it a try?"
Zeng Xiaoxian then put his hands on the back of the sofa and said indignantly, "It's so unfair. Why didn't anyone care about me when I was hit hard a few years ago?
"I was also very frustrated at the time. I also wrote a lot of poems that others couldn't understand, but no one noticed them because no one cared about me!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, and in order to vent his frustration, he slapped the back of the sofa several times in a row!
Lin Bufan and the other two looked at each other. Hu Yifei, who was most familiar with Zeng Xiaoxian, whispered, "I've asked you so many times, but why didn't you tell me?"
Although Hu Yifei was very careful when speaking, she still ignited the fuse of Zeng Xiaoxian's bomb: "Hey, I'm a man, a man?!
Do you want me to tell you passionately and righteously that I've been cuckolded?"
Looking at the green hat gesture made by Zeng Xiaoxian, the three of them were stunned for a moment!
Soon, Zeng Xiaoxian also reacted: "What did I say just now?"
Lin Bufan was also quite surprised. He thought that Zeng Xiaoxian would not self-destruct if he didn't see a psychiatrist!
Unexpectedly, Zeng Xiaoxian not only blew himself up, but compared to the TV series, the aftermath of Zeng Xiaoxian's self-explosion this time was obviously greater, probably because there were more familiar people present!
In the living room of 3601, Zeng Xiaoxian curled up on the sofa and sobbed!
Lin Bufan, Qin Yumo, Hu Yifei, Tang Youyou and Lin Wanyu who were originally chatting in 3601 formed a circle and surrounded Zeng Xiaoxian in the middle!
After understanding what had happened, Tang Youyou was the first to speak out in comfort: "Teacher Zeng, Tractorovsky once said that life is like a performance without a script. No matter what happens, it will be extremely wonderful, so we must actively respond to every performance!"
"If that didn't happen to this tractor, he could certainly say that. But if his wife cheated on him for six of the eight years they were together, would you have him do it for me?"
"Six years?!" Tang Youyou exclaimed: "Have you never noticed?"
Well, this time Zeng Xiaoxian cried even louder!
Seeing this, Tang Youyou hurriedly explained: "No, no, Teacher Zeng, that's not what I meant!"
"Get out of the way, I'll do it!" Hu Yifei pushed Tang Youyou away, then said domineeringly: "Isn't it just being cuckolded? What's the big deal? If you're still a man, stand up and face it bravely!"
Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't show any reaction, Hu Yifei, who was angry at him for not fighting back, was ready to take action directly!
However, the quick-witted Lin Wanyu stopped him: "Fei Fei, Teacher Zeng is already so pitiful, please stop bullying him!"
Hu Yifei pointed at herself, then at Zeng Xiaoxian, and said disdainfully, "I bullied him? He's just a dead salted fish, what's there to bully?"
You guys can do whatever you want, I don’t care anymore!”
After saying that, Hu Yifei found a sofa and sat down, as if he really didn't intend to care anymore.
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