Why didn't you tell me earlier that my little sister is still waiting for me?

He was still sleeping in broad daylight, which showed that he had stayed up late again last night. Lin Bufan kicked Sang Biao on the butt in annoyance!

Sang Biao, who was awakened, immediately began to look for the culprit. However, after seeing Lin Bufan, his originally grinning expression suddenly became a little guilty!

Lin Bufan looked down at Sang Biao and said in a cold tone, "What on earth is going on? Shouldn't you give me a reasonable explanation?"

Sang Biao wagged his tail and ran to Lin Bufan happily, whimpering like a spoiled child and rubbing against Lin Bufan's calf.

Seeing that Lin Bufan was unmoved, Sang Biao turned over again, exposing his belly to Lin Bufan, acting as if he was doing whatever he wanted!

Lin Bufan gently raised his foot and kicked Sang Biao aside, then sat on the bed and stroked the Samoyed who had just woken up and was at a loss!

You know what, Sang Biao has good taste, this Samoyed has a really sweet smile!

"I'll give you two choices. The first choice is that I'll throw them out. The second choice is that I'll throw them out with you!"

Hearing the choice given by Lin Bufan, Sang Biao shook his head frantically, obviously very resistant!

"Then give me a reasonable reason!"

Sang Biao quickly ran to the computer and started typing with his now much more proficient one-finger technique. This time, Sang Biao didn't make a single mistake!

Sang Biao: "I've discovered that with the improvement of people's living standards, the change in family values, and the spiritual emptiness of young and old people, more and more people will choose to adopt pets as family companions. The pet market is currently experiencing rapid development. I believe that if we join forces, we will achieve great things!"

Wow, a guy who only knows how to play games all day suddenly wants to start a business, and he talks a lot about it. If this is true, Lin Bufan would never believe it even if he is beaten to death!

Lin Bufan said angrily: "If you don't tell the truth, I will beat you up!"

Seeing that Lin Bufan seemed angry, Sang Biao quickly told the truth: "They are my girlfriends. We really love each other. You can't break us up!"

Lin Bufan was not fooled by Sang Biao's sweet talk at all, and directly exposed Sang Biao's disguise: "You are talking nonsense, they were just delivered this morning, less than 5 hours ago. How can true love happen so quickly? You are obviously just greedy for their bodies, you are a slut!"

Sang Biao: "True love has nothing to do with time!"

Lin Bufan: "Nonsense, love without time accumulation is just lust!"

Sang Biao: "So you are also attracted by her beauty?"

Hmm~?!

Is this going to turn Tiangang upside down?

Sure enough, dogs can’t be too smart!

Lin Bufan: "Can you compare with me? I call it marriage first, love later, and you are a complete scumbag, no, a scumbag. Let me ask you, have you ever thought about being responsible for others?"

"Responsible? Responsible for what? Have you ever seen a dog that is responsible?" After typing, Sang Biao looked at Lin Bufan speechlessly.

Hmm~?!

Aren't dogs responsible?

This is too... too... too shameless!

And, most importantly, I never even dared to think about gathering people together, but you actually did it. How can this be possible!

Since this direction didn't work, Lin Bufan decided to change it: "You shameless scumbag, don't even mention whether you will find another one in the future. What if all the dogs at home get pregnant?

If you keep giving birth to one litter after another, and your son will have children in the future, and this cycle continues, even if I were the richest man in the world, I wouldn't be able to support so many children!"

"That's a problem!" Sang Biao fell into deep thought after typing.

But before Sang Biao could think of a solution, Lin Bufan gave him a suggestion: "Actually, you can have a sterilization operation, which will solve your troubles once and for all!"

This time Sang Biao stopped typing and started barking at Lin Bufan. Although he couldn't understand what he said, Lin Bufan could feel that Sang Biao was definitely not saying anything nice!

After venting his anger, Sang Biao typed again: "My previous proposal was really good. I believe that the child who inherits my excellent genes will definitely be very popular, and maybe even make a fortune!"

Hmm~?!

This guy is a beast!

What father would make money by selling his children?

Furious, Lin Bufan picked up the pillow on the bed and threw it at Sang Biao: "Listen, listen, are you talking human language... Bah, are you talking dog language?

"It's not enough that you're irresponsible, you're actually trying to engage in human trafficking? And the key is that you're even selling your own children. Are you still a human being? Pah, a dog?"

Sang Biao also looked quite innocent: "But we dogs are all like this! When puppies grow up, they have to go out and make their own way. I can't let them invade my living space, right?

Besides, at least I can choose a good poop scooper for them.

In our dog world, I'm considered a very good father. Other dogs just pull up their pants and run away!"

Lin Bufan: "That's another dog. You are a dog with human intelligence. How can you be so shameless?"

Sang Biao: "It is precisely because I possess human wisdom that I must send my children away. Otherwise, why would we all gather together? Are we going to revolt like the gorillas?"

What the hell!

War for the Planet of the Apes?

Do you think you are Caesar?

Lin Bufan: "Then wouldn't it be better if you just stayed away from women?"

Sang Biao: "This is the instinct of my genes!"

Lin Bufan: "Can you handle all these dogs? Aren't you afraid of dying young?"

Sang Biao: "Haha, why don't you look at yourself before you criticize me?"

Hey, this is really the case of if you don't punish him for three days, he will tear the roof off the house!

You dare to talk back to me after just a few days of not seeing me. What will happen next?

"You bastard, today I must let you know who is the boss in this family!"

As he spoke, Lin Bufan drew out the seven wolves from his waist and walked towards Sang Biao with a grin.

......

After some friendly negotiations, Lin Bufan and Sang Biao finally reached a consensus!

First, temporarily open a dog cafe and move out all the dogs that Sang Biao bought.

Second, the dogs in the dog cafe, including all the puppies in the future, need to be managed and taught by Sang Biao. They need to be civilized, polite, and set a good example.

Third, as the one who contributed the most money and effort, Lin Bufan will get 90% of the future profits, and Sang Biao will get 10%!

fourth......

Lin Bufan was quite satisfied with the final result.

Instead of letting Sang Biao stay at home playing games every day, it would be better to find him a class to attend, so that at least he can generate income for the family.

Having achieved his goal, Sang Biao felt that this result was acceptable. As for whether there was money or not, Sang Biao didn't care. Anyway, it could cost Lin Bufan money!

Although the problem was solved, Lin Bufan always felt as if he had forgotten something. It was not until he returned to the living room and saw Zhu Suosuo petting the cat that Lin Bufan finally remembered.

This bastard Sang Biao not only bought a bunch of dogs, but also bought a tabby cat. What does this stupid guy want to do?

Lin Bufan became angrier the more he thought about it, and rushed back to beat up Sang Biao again!