Shen Shuangyue thought that the knockout drug must have side effects. Why could she understand every word but not understand them together?

Why do you want to take a shower right after waking up?

And emphasized that she shouldn't peek?

Is she a voyeur?!

It was just that she had just woken up and needed to wash up, put on her shoes and walk to the yard.

It’s just that these three people didn’t close the windows when they took a shower.

But she was not blind and could see the scene clearly through the window crack.

I thought to myself, these three people are so slow!

She didn't know that the reason Mo Linqing and the other two were slow was that the gap in the window was too small.

There are three bathtubs, but only the middle one can be seen from the outside.

All three wanted to use the middle one, so they decided to decide the winner through literary and martial arts competitions.

However, they had different opinions on the content of the competition, so Xiao Huan simply asked Shen Shuangyue to set the questions.

Shen Shuangyue didn't quite understand why she was suddenly asked to come up with questions for the literary and martial arts competitions.

Based on the principle that if she died of brain cells, we would all die together, she came up with two questions.

The literary competition is: take turns telling each other ridiculous things, whoever gets angry first loses.

The martial arts competition is about who can make the biggest shit.

She absolutely refused to admit it, not because she wanted to watch the fun, but because she wanted to destroy her image in the eyes of the three people.

When Mo Linqing and the other two received the details of the competition, they all fell silent.

Then I thought that the title of this article was a good opportunity to belittle the other party, so after thinking about it for half an incense stick of time, we started the competition.

What the three of them didn't know was that the Prime Minister was on the way.

The reason was that the domineering fifth prince told the abstinent fifth prince word for word about the performance of the three people.

But it didn't get any reviews.

He could only digest it alone, but the scene of being stared at by three people lingered for a long time.

He couldn't help but ask the abstinent Fifth Prince in a skeptical tone, "Brother, can being beaten be a blessing?"

The abstinent fifth prince did not think his younger brother would think that being slapped in the face this time was a blessing. He just talked about the matter at hand, "When Kou Zhun was young, he loved to play. His mother hated him for not fighting and hit him with a weight. Later, he came to his senses and eventually became the prime minister.

When Fan Ju first traveled around the various countries, he was unsuccessful. In Wei, he was beaten and nearly died because of the Qi rituals. Later, he entered Qin and was rewarded and appointed as prime minister to seek revenge.

All things are beyond our ability to think narrowly; just listen and watch."

The domineering Fifth Prince fell silent. His brother had said before that things should not be judged by appearances, and Shen Shuangyue beat him because she wanted to have physical contact with him.

He also talked about the benefits of being beaten.

It was obvious that he was being told that this beating was a blessing.

Could it be a cognitive problem on his part?

After all, if everyone says there is no problem, then the most likely problem is your own.

Especially when he saw the apology letter his brother wrote to the prime minister, his thoughts were confirmed.

The Prime Minister personally wrote this letter.

Now your three sons came to my house and saw the red mark on my face left by Miss Shen, and they all looked envious.

I am deeply ashamed of this, but I never expected that your eldest son would love this red seal so much that he envied it and wanted to touch it;

The second son praised the beauty of the red seal;

The third son was very stupid and said he wanted to touch him.

I made your three sons envious but did not allow them to touch it. This is my fault, so I wrote this letter to express my apology.

The domineering Fifth Prince didn't quite understand why he had to apologize for such a thing, so he could only change his perception.

After all, in his first life, he was the one who thought that the phrase “Woman, you are playing with fire” was very manly.

The prime minister was so angry when he received the letter that he almost suffocated.

He walked towards the courtyard while chanting "unfilial son".

At the same time, Shen Shuangyue moved a small stool and sat under the window, openly eavesdropping on the competition between the people in the house.

Mo Linming started first, "Brother, father once said that when you were little, you peeped at him and mother. When he found out, he told you to close the door. You were so scared that you closed the door, but you didn't pull your head back from inside the room."

Mo Linfeng raised the corner of his lips, "I also heard from my father about your head being caught in the door. I also asked the housekeeper about it. The housekeeper said that when you saw the marks on your mother's neck, you thought she was abused by your father and shouted that you wanted to kill your own relatives for the sake of justice.

Your father was so angry that he spanked you, but you stubbornly shouted that you were in the right. Your mother felt sorry for you and pleaded for you, but you said to her: "Mother, don't give in to evil forces! As long as I am alive today, tomorrow I will expose his actions to the world!"

When the mother heard that you were going to tell everyone about the marks on her neck, she joined in beating you."

Mo Linqing's face turned red to his ears. Thinking of Shuangyue eavesdropping outside, he stood tall and majestic like a mountain. He pinched the corners of his clothes with both hands and rubbed them repeatedly to hide his inner shame.

Mo Linfeng suppressed his laughter and asked, "Brother, are you angry?"

Mo Linqing gritted his teeth and said, "My story is nothing compared to yours. When you were a kid, you liked brightly colored things. One day, you stole your mother's skirt and wore it. You even broke off her favorite peony and put it in your hair. You were so excited that you wanted to show it off to me, but you got stung on the head by a bee."

Mo Linming added, "Brother, I also heard that you were so frightened by the bees that you fell to the ground, with a peony in your hair and a big bump on your face, dragging your mother's stained skirt along as you crawled on the ground, scaring her to the point of fainting."

He pursed his lips tightly, but his voice couldn't hide his smile: "After your mother fainted, you anxiously climbed up, but tripped over your skirt again. You finally realized that the skirt was in the way, so you took it off and rushed to your mother naked."

Mo Linfeng felt his face burning like fire, with both anger and shame in his heart. Thinking of Shuangyue who was eavesdropping outside, he took a deep breath and tried to calm himself down.

"I was only two years old then and didn't understand anything. I didn't expect my father to tell you about this." He defended himself, "But third brother, it was wrong for you to poop in your pants when you were three."

Mo Linming's smile disappeared. How did his second brother know about this? He had secretly asked Xiao Yuan to wash his pants. There was no way his eldest brother would tell his second brother!

But this matter is more embarrassing for my brother.

He smiled sheepishly, "I was really young at the time. My older brother broke my toy, and I've been holding a grudge against him ever since. Then he even said his shit was bigger than mine. I got so angry I ignored him, so he carried me on his shoulders to make amends."

Mo Linfeng immediately interrupted, "So you pooped a big thing on Big Brother's shoulder? And you proudly got off Big Brother's shoulder and showed it to him?"

Mo Linming subconsciously denied: "I didn't show it to Big Brother proudly!"

"Third brother, you admitted it." Mo Linfeng patted Mo Linming's shoulder, "Of course I know you didn't show it to big brother, because your stool was watery."

Mo Linming and Mo Linqing both burst into laughter and asked in unison, "Second brother, how did you know this?"

Mo Linfeng smiled frankly, "Because I was playing with croton at noon that day, and accidentally dropped it into the food, and my third brother ate it."

"Ugh..." Mo Linming retched physiologically. Just as he was about to scold his second brother, he heard his second brother ask, "Third brother, are you angry?"

Mo Linming swallowed his words, his expression twisted, "Not! Angry!"

Shen Shuangyue outside the window laughed so hard that tears came out. These three brothers are so funny!

She wiped the tears of laughter from the corners of her eyes and continued to look inside through the gap in the window.

Suddenly, a deep voice came from my ear, "Miss Shen, who do you think will win?"

"Why should I care who wins? I just want to watch for fun." Shen Shuangyue answered subconsciously, then realized something was wrong and turned around to look back.

The smile on her face froze instantly. When did the Prime Minister start sitting behind her?!

The Prime Minister gave Shen Shuangyue a kind smile and said, "Then I will watch the fun with you and see what the stakes of their competition are."

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