Mad Dog CEO and his beautiful assistant

Chapter 249 I'll eat you, 1 over!

Shen Qin stood up calmly, holding the sword in his hand but not unsheathing it.

He would rather slay demons and monsters than subdue them. Why kill unless necessary?

"Cang Yan, you don't have to be so aggressive, and I don't want to fight with you.

I am not here today to kill the demon. If we can both take a step back, we can keep our distance."

"Oh?" The shadowy figure lifted his cloak, revealing his true form. A cold and handsome face, that of a demon who had transformed quite successfully.

"You know my name? What's yours?"

"Shen Qin."

"I haven't heard of it. What kind of Taoism do you practice?"

"It doesn't matter. There are countless avenues, like hundreds of rivers flowing into the sea, all leading to the same destination."

"Stop talking nonsense. If you want to negotiate terms with me, it depends on how much you have."

"Cang Yan, cultivation is not easy, and transforming into a human form is even harder. You have cultivated for thousands of years to achieve this good fortune, so you should cherish it.

Monsters have their own paths, don't walk the path of the human world. Immortals, mortals, demons and monsters each have their own paths, don't cross the line.

Otherwise, if I don't kill you today, someone will chase you down in the future."

"So, you are not here to take my life, but to save it?"

“Since you arrived here, evil spirits have filled the sky, disrupting life, causing the mountains to wither and the people to be uneasy.

The essence of the sun and the moon is inexhaustible, so why do you still want to disturb the human world?"

"Because it's fast! The path of cultivation is long, when will it end? How many thousand years will it take for me to achieve enlightenment?

The immortal realm is so far away, I am suffering in the lower world, but when will it end? Every time I look up to the sky and worship the moon, I wonder when I can finally reach the sky and embrace the bright moon?

In the mountains, the days and months are so long that one feels no sense of time. I am anxious and worried, so I came to the human world to see if there is any shortcut.

Hey, I really found it. The spiritual energy in the human world is abundant, and cultivation is advancing by leaps and bounds. Why should I worship the moon? I'd rather go far away than near.

"So, you've made up your mind not to leave?"

"You're driving me away, but I don't want to leave. How can this be difficult?"

"So we can't reach an agreement?" Shen Qin clenched his sword.

"If we want to resolve our differences, there's another way." Cang Yan grinned, "I'll eat you and put an end to it all!"

Cang Yan attacked instantly, Shen Qin drew his sword, and a fight immediately ensued.

"Monster Hunter, you are quite skilled. If you are willing to give me your skills, I will spare your life."

"Save your own life first and then speak nonsense."

"Oh, so stubborn! Then it depends on your ability."

After a dizzying fight, they both fell down and Cang Yan pinned them down.

"Who's going to spare whose life? Haha, I thought my transformation was quite successful, but why am I not as good-looking as you? What's the reason?"

Shen Qin said nothing.

"Success or failure determines a hero's success! You insisted on fighting me, and if you couldn't win, I would eat you. That's reasonable, right? Demon Hunter, don't blame me for bullying you!"

Cang Yan gritted his teeth, took a bite, and made a sound of "mah-mah-mah, chirp-chirp," and then he would bite anyone he caught.

Shen Qin struggled desperately, making sounds.

"Cut! Stop, stop, stop! Mr. Cang, stop kissing me!"

Shen Qin pushed the person away, but Cang Yan was still not satisfied. "What are you holding back? Can't you see I'm busy?"

The director trotted over, grinning, "Boss Cang, your lines are wrong. This scene can't be performed like this!"

"Why not?"

"Y-You can't kiss him!"

"My wife, why can't I kiss her? If I can't kiss her, who can?"

The director wiped his sweat and said, "Yes, yes, your wife, you can kiss me however you like, but we are filming now, you have to follow the script.

The script has been written, and we can’t change it at will.”

Shen Qin rolled her eyes, and Cang Yan was very depressed.

"Your script is not written correctly."

"What's wrong with that? What you want is a human-demon love story, and that's what we're writing about." The director apologized with a smile, and the screenwriter echoed him.

"He and I are in love, why can't I kiss him?"

The director turned his head and rolled his eyes, then turned back and explained with a smile: "Dating is a process. Both parties have to push and pull, endure, struggle, want but cannot get, love but cannot, this is what makes the play interesting.

If they kissed as soon as they met, what else would they act out?"

"So troublesome?" Cang Yan scratched his head impatiently. He had a hood on and was scratching his neck. "Then this character design is wrong!"

"What's wrong with that? Haha, if you want to be so awesome, we'll build a thousand-year-old monster just for you, Boss Cang. It's so awesome that no monster hunter can defeat you. Isn't that awesome?"

"That's the problem."

"What's the matter? Haha."

"I'm so powerful, so awesome, right? He can't beat me, right? So I must just eat him. That's the logical thing to do, right?

He clearly couldn't beat me, but I didn't eat him and let him go. That's unscientific."

Damn, there’s a human-shemale relationship going on, where’s the science in that?

The director's heart was filled with turmoil, but he had to put on a forced smile, "If you don't let it go and just eat it, then we won't be able to perform the rest of the scene, haha!"

"Let me think about it." Cang Yan pondered, "Here's what to do! I'll switch roles with my wife."

What? The director's eyes went dark and he almost fell down.

"I don't play a monster, I play a monster hunter. My wife is so beautiful, he plays a monster.

I want to eat him when I see him, so why not just let him play a monster? Then I can't eat him! Monster hunters can't eat monsters! Is that the truth?

The character's limitations are there, so I can't mess around, right?"

Wow, you know your limits! Do you have any limits?

"But, the makeup is already done, haha!"

"It doesn't matter. Who says monsters have to be black? We're both black and white, so it's too obvious. Using colors to represent good and evil is too childish and superficial.

I am just a demon hunter who likes to wear black clothes and is unconventional. I am cool, handsome and awesome!

My wife is a demon who loves to wear white clothes. She is beautiful, charming, and seduces people! Doesn’t this explanation make sense? "

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

The director turned his head and the screenwriter muttered quietly, "How do we do this?"

"Who cares! The one paying the bill is the boss! They invested in the film, so they can shoot it however they want!"

So, the roles were reversed.

They re-rehearsed the play and swapped the lines, and Shen Qin had no problem with it.

When he holds the sword, he looks like an ascetic beauty; when he puts the sword down, he looks like a stunning male demon. It's all fine.

The lines were slightly adjusted, and Cang Yan requested to add a scene where Shen Qin seduces him.

The screenwriter changed the lyrics temporarily and quickly added a few seductive scenes for Shen Qin.

Cang Yan’s original character is a demon hunter who remains calm in the face of temptation, cool, handsome, and awesome.

But when Shen Qin seduced her, problems arose.

Shen Qin just said that sentence: "The wind and moon are boundless, it is better to sleep with you."

Cang Yan jumped up, "Alright!"

Then he pressed the person down and made little noises like, "kiss, kiss, kiss."

The director and screenwriter's eyes almost popped out.

"Kakaka!"

Cang Yan's rise was stopped by someone, and he was furious.

"What are you doing again? Damn you!"

Shen Qin slapped him, "How can you talk like that?"

Cang Yan covered his head and pursed his lips, suppressing his anger and turning to glare at the director, "Director, what's wrong?"

The director wanted to cry but had no tears, "Boss Cang, isn't the script already written?

Didn't we already communicate this? You can't change the script at the last minute!"

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